Quotes – LRRbot

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#1353

Please grab me!

— Beej [2015-10-31]
#1352

Penguins don't wear shirts.

— Cori [2015-10-31]
#1351

I was getting bush!

— Heather [2015-10-31]
#1350

I took a heart from his butt!

— Heather [2015-10-31]
#1349

I killed his butt!

— Beej [2015-10-31]
#1348

Enjoy Cam! You heard the man!

— Cameron [2015-12-23]
#1347

I'm making Poop Yoshi.

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1346

It's everything I hoped it would be! It's a giant bullet!

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1345

I want to take his pants down

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1344

Am I going to have to fight a tent?

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1343

Are the big ones "blogs" or something?

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1342

Keep dying until you die from it.

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1341

Watch out! The plot's over there!

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1340

Always try to go the wrong way.

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1339

Thank you for your gift of your eye juice.

— Cori [2015-12-22]
#1338

My tail is moving on its own!

— Raymond [2015-12-22]
#1337

Turok: Dinosaur Titty Hunter

— Raymond [2015-12-22]
#1336

Yay! LMAO!

— Alex [2015-12-22]
#1335

Beej: You just broke everything. I'm blind!

— Alex [2015-12-22]
#1334

Remember when I tried to kill you with that piece of rusty metal? Fun times...

— Alex [2015-12-22]
#1333

Yes, black... Black like your ghost soul...

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1332

That was almost terrible.

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1331

A flower is me!

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1330

Aha! ... It doesn't help me!

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1329

Apparently, I'm awesome...

— Paul [2015-12-21]