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#1654
Men! Stand here and SUCK! You heard me!
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Paul
[2016-01-25]
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#1653
This is called a TERP: Terrain... Something something something something something.
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Paul
[2016-01-25]
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#1652
That's not a place.
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Paul
[2016-01-25]
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#1651
This volcano is very unsafe.
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Paul
[2016-01-25]
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#1650
You get to see magical sausage!
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Graham
[2016-01-25]
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#1649
Nothing bad ever came from leaving your castle undefended.
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Adam
[2016-01-23]
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#1648
He threw a rock at him so hard he Jedi'd.
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Alex
[2016-01-23]
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#1647
Thanks for the pendant of DEATH... idiot.
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Adam
[2016-01-23]
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#1646
I don't even know how to Dougie!
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Cori
[2016-01-22]
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#1645
This isn't a voting thing! I need to go home!
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Alex
[2016-01-22]
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#1644
Did you kill EVERYONE?!
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Alex
[2016-01-22]
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#1643
You are full of Satan people...
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Alex
[2016-01-22]
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#1642
Dank? Kids?
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Cori
[2016-01-22]
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#1641
On 3, we drop trou and do a ham press.
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Alex
[2016-01-22]
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#1640
I ship it.
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Alex
[2016-01-22]
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#1639
*singing* I'm an asshole! I'm an asshole! I'm an asshole! I'm an asshole!
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Alex
[2016-01-22]
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#1638
The edge of the screen means you die.
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Alex
[2016-01-22]
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#1637
I'm stupid! We're stupid! You're stupid! This path is stupid!
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Alex
[2016-01-22]
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#1636
Chickens don't clap.
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Alex
[2016-01-22]
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#1635
BUGS BUNNY said it was a booby trap! Who is there more trustworthy than BUGS BUNNY?!
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Alex
[2016-01-22]
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#1634
They can't hear me, so I'm going to call Chat a big dumb-dumb head.
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James
[2016-01-21]
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#1633
It's exactly like being hoisted by your own Picard.
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Graham
[2016-01-21]
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#1632
I think they are wonderfully unattractive.
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Graham
[2016-01-21]
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#1631
An ass-loop? That's the worst kind of loop.
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Paul
[2016-01-20]
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#1629
I don't *believe* my cat is a serial killer, but I could be wrong...
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Graham
[2016-01-20]
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