Don't say anything Beej wouldn't.
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#1529
We just used fireplace bellows to inflate Prancer, the inflatable reindeer and totally not sex toy.
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Graham
[2015-03-27]
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#1528
Hey! You need all four reindeer to take off.
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a little gnome
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#1527
You're a little kid! You've seen dead people and naked reindeers today.
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Alex
[2015-03-27]
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#1526
Fugi, hi! Help! I want hopsital!
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Graham
[2015-03-27]
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#1525
Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good. We have to mouth her now. Are you ready to mouth the naked reindeer we just...
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Alex
[2015-03-27]
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#1524
Why Spud? Who else could give a girl a hot flush on a cold night like this?
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Donner
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#1523
It's a little gnome! I'm going to put it in my bottom.
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Alex
[2015-03-27]
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#1522
Right on, dude! Let's open the door that has claw marks all over it.
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Alex
[2015-03-27]
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#1521
This is the murder room.
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Alex
[2015-03-27]
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#1520
Is one of the reindeer a sex doll?
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Alex
[2015-03-27]
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#1519
It's Prancer, the inflatable.
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#1518
It looks like there's blood dripping down the walls.
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Alex
[2015-03-27]
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#1517
Everything is fine again. Except for all the dead bodies downstairs. The tiny little crushed gnome bodies.
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Alex
[2015-03-27]
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#1516
Aww, it's a fluffy bunny!
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#1515
Why are we collecting dead gnomes?
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Alex
[2015-03-27]
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#1514
It's a little gnome!
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#1512
You got to be real with me: is this a horror game? Don't lrrEFF with me, Stark!
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Alex
[2015-03-27]
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#1511
I've played games that you play like this. I mean... I've heard about them.
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Alex
[2015-03-27]
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#1510
You need to slow down. What the lrrEFF do you mean "the Cube"?
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Alex
[2015-03-27]
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#1509
I thought I was doing the right thing... turns out I was just a bucket of faeces.
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Beej
[2016-01-11]
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#1508
I'm full of water now!
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Beej
[2016-01-11]
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#1507
Shiiiiiiiine... what? SHINE DICK!
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Beej
[2016-01-11]
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#1506
I hope I land right in the Beej Cannon.
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Beej
[2016-01-11]
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#1505
Wicker: fireproof. Confirmed.
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Heather
[2016-01-11]
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#1504
Hey, that looks... awful... Have fun!
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Heather
[2016-01-11]