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#1443

*laughter slowly turning into sobbing*

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1442

Only blood will end this nightmare.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1441

Are we dead yet? Can we please die?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1440

I tried watching and praying. There're no prayers that can deliver us from this madness.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1439

Let's try to break the brown cube that materialised over the lava gate.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1438

Is anything real? Am I real?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1437

I don't want to stand against the devil. Oh, I'm gonna become a satanist after this.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1436

You ran into the lies, Alex. You hit the lies.

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1435

I hope that if we're visited by extraterrestrials this is the first thing they find. And then they're like, gotta exterminate them.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1434

Somebody made this game. This came from a person.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1433

Don't make me look at that again! It hurts!

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1432

How come games like Gone Home and Dear Esther get questioned on being actual games and *** like this isn't brought up?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1431

This is your brain on Jesus.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1430

*gently rocking back and forth* Do we have to keep playing?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1429

How is this getting more disturbing?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1428

Will we play Russian Roulette with an automatic after this?

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1427

We can see right up his skirt. We can see his bones.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1426

How have we only died thirteen times? It feels like we've been here for a thousand years.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1425

I can't imagine living in the same world as the guy who wrote this game lives in.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1424

The Home key is 'jump'. It makes so much sense.

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1423

*Alex opens Start menu* Hurray, it's over. *Alex reopens game* No!

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1422

There's a bat in the sky shooting lasers. That much we know.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1421

Sword of the Spirit, which is the Word of God, activated.

— E.S.T.H.E.R
#1420

Why is there a sub-ocean?

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1419

"No, it's okay. This is the way to purgatory for sure. It's this way. We just have to keep running. Keep running, Cam. Never look back." "I can see the end, Alex." "It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay. It has to be okay." "We did our best."

— Alex and Cam [2014-01-17]