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  1. #1173
    I don't know what gender the toilet identifies as...
    — Heather [2015-11-28]
  2. #1172
    Thank you. Thank you for yelling.
    — Cori [2015-11-28]
  3. #1171
    It's 10 o'clock somewhere.
    — Beej [2015-11-28]
  4. #1170
    I have to USE this hand...
    — Heather [2015-11-28]
  5. #1169
    BOIL!
    — Alex [in next room] [2015-11-28]
  6. #1168
    That was not a potato toilet.
    — Heather [2015-11-28]
  7. #1167
    No one ever said I was smart
    — adam [2015-11-28]
  8. #1166
    No NO NO NO Nonono No NO NONO No! No NO! No no no nonononono NO! We need to go on break. No no no
    — Alex [2015-11-27]
  9. #1165
    Are you ready to watch another snuff film?
    — Alex [2015-11-27]
  10. #1164
    Is this what I've been doing to people all this time? I'm a monster!
    — Graham [2015-11-26]
  11. #1163
    Well this honks! Penis!
    — Graham [2015-11-26]
  12. #1162
    And we'll... make a man... out of you...lamog.
    — Cameron [2015-11-26]
  13. #1161
    That goat had Horsemanship! That goat had a family!
    — Graham [2015-11-26]
  14. #1160
    Well that sucks out loud!
    — Cameron [2015-11-26]
  15. #1159
    No one expects Horsemanship Ulamog.
    — Graham [2015-11-26]
  16. #1158
    We're going to put a goat on a horse, and then put Ulamog on the whole thing! It's like a turducken!
    — Cameron [2015-11-26]
  17. #1157
    Cube is not Commander Draft. Cube is Momir Constructed.
    — Cameron [2015-11-26]
  18. #1156
    *startled* Who did I just shoot?!
    — Cameron [2015-11-25]
  19. #1155
    Do we REALLY need more 6-drops?
    — Cameron [2015-11-25]
  20. #1154
    Is that lizard just eating that monkey's butt?
    — Ian [2015-11-25]
  21. #1153
    I exploded right inside him.
    — Ian [2015-11-24]
  22. #1152
    Weapons are for FOOLS!
    — Ben [2015-11-24]
  23. #1151
    What do you do with this, aside from sex things?
    — Graham [2015-11-23]
  24. #1150
    These guys are just as important as everybody else except Beej.
    — James [2015-11-21]
  25. #1149
    Turn down for whom?
    — Alex [2015-11-20]

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