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  1. #1485
    I wish this was a bag of heroin.
    — Ian [2016-01-09]
  2. #1484
    I don't trust Saturday.
    — Heather [2016-01-09]
  3. #1483
    Nice 4, jackass.
    — Ian [2016-01-09]
  4. #1482
    Eat s*** chat, eat lrrEFF -ing bags of s***. Eat entire lrrEFF -in'... I hope that the next chocolate covered loonie you unwrap is just a nugget of s***, you lrrEFF -in', you lrrEFF -in pieces of crap. lrrEFF you guys!
    — Adam [2016-01-09]
  5. #1481
    We're in.
    — Deacon
  6. #1480
    I screwed up!
    — Adam [2016-01-09]
  7. #1479
    I wanna set the ghost on fire.
    — Alex [2016-01-08]
  8. #1478
    We got killed by a monster made of pure dubstep.
    — Alex [2016-01-08]
  9. #1477
    Blurrrrrr...
    — Penelope [2016-01-07]
  10. #1476
    Where's fresh whole chicken?
    — Graham [2016-01-07]
  11. #1475
    Do you WANT to be monetized?
    — Kathleen [2016-01-07]
  12. #1474
    I'm more of a ghost...
    — Kathleen [2016-01-07]
  13. #1473
    Babies are great farters.
    — Kathleen [2016-01-07]
  14. #1472
    She's floppy.
    — Graham [2016-01-07]
  15. #1471
    I've never really read Dr. Who.
    — Cameron [2016-01-06]
  16. #1470
    What does Germany export? Cars! Tanks! Angry men!
    — Cameron [2016-01-06]
  17. #1469
    Donkey Kong can't melt steel beams.
    — Ian [2016-01-06]
  18. #1468
    Bananas are a property of matter.
    — Ian [2016-01-06]
  19. #1467
    These bongos are endless!
    — Ian [2016-01-06]
  20. #1466
    Too many Tingles!
    — Ian [2016-01-06]
  21. #1465
    That.
  22. #1464
    There's a setting called 'AMA'... Ask me anything: 'Why are you playing so shitty?'
    — Alex [2016-01-05]
  23. #1463
    The power of Phalanx compels you!
    — adi_pie [2016-01-05]
  24. #1462
    Now I am the pineapple!
    — Beej [2016-01-04]
  25. #1461
    You can do property damage LATER.
    — Heather [2016-01-04]