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#1410

I am offended that I'm getting better at this game.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1409

This is like something Insane Clown Posse would have made for a music video.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1408

What is that? Why is it a tiny man made of armor shooting tennis balls and having a seizure?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1407

Don't do armed drugs, kids.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1406

"Who is taking drugs out of a test tube?" "Especially if they're carrying a MAC-10."

— Alex and Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1405

It can't be for real.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1404

Wait, is that lava? It looks like Alphagetti. I don't want to fall in the Alphagetti.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1403

It's just as good as any game a heathen would play.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1402

Are those blood drops on his pool cue?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1401

Is that fire or is that smoke? Is that firesmoke? Is that the Holy Ghost?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1400

What about the Socks of Righteousness?

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1399

This looks like Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Game.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1398

Cower before me, mere mortals. I'm the whitest man you've ever seen. Give me hugs. Hug me, human.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1397

You got smashed on communion wine.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1396

Whoa, it's you and Muhammad? Dude, you're lrrEFF ed. Muhammad is a real crowd-pleaser.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1395

Thank you for sharing this moment with me. It was delightful. I won't call you, don't bother. Maybe I'll holla at you later.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1394

Hello, I'm super Aryan. Come here, hug me. Thank you. I see you have been working out. I see you haven't skipped leg day.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1393

"Why is that man so small? Look how tiny that person is." "It might be a child."

— Graham and Alex [2014-08-01]
#1392

Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro? Bro! Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1391

I think this is a Jesus dating sim.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1390

Johnny B, where you at? I've got these loaves.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1389

Come back here, John the Baptist!

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1388

"Hello... female?" "Slim, I think."

— Alex and Graham [2014-08-01]
#1387

You try to spread peace and love in the world and this is the result.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1386

Hello, female. Don't run away, I want to talk to you.

— Alex [2014-08-01]