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  1. #1349
    I killed his butt!
    — Beej [2015-10-31]
  2. #1348
    Enjoy Cam! You heard the man!
    — Cameron [2015-12-23]
  3. #1347
    I'm making Poop Yoshi.
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  4. #1346
    It's everything I hoped it would be! It's a giant bullet!
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  5. #1345
    I want to take his pants down
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  6. #1344
    Am I going to have to fight a tent?
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  7. #1343
    Are the big ones "blogs" or something?
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  8. #1342
    Keep dying until you die from it.
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  9. #1341
    Watch out! The plot's over there!
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  10. #1340
    Always try to go the wrong way.
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  11. #1339
    Thank you for your gift of your eye juice.
    — Cori [2015-12-22]
  12. #1338
    My tail is moving on its own!
    — Raymond [2015-12-22]
  13. #1337
    Turok: Dinosaur Titty Hunter
    — Raymond [2015-12-22]
  14. #1336
    Yay! LMAO!
    — Alex [2015-12-22]
  15. #1335
    Beej: You just broke everything. I'm blind!
    — Alex [2015-12-22]
  16. #1334
    Remember when I tried to kill you with that piece of rusty metal? Fun times...
    — Alex [2015-12-22]
  17. #1333
    Yes, black... Black like your ghost soul...
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  18. #1332
    That was almost terrible.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  19. #1331
    A flower is me!
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  20. #1330
    Aha! ... It doesn't help me!
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  21. #1329
    Apparently, I'm awesome...
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  22. #1328
    Do not eat a Jeep! It will not help your diet!
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  23. #1327
    What the? I just ate their love! I just ate their love and killed them with it. That's got to be a metaphor for something.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  24. #1326
    Spiders have no right to be adorable!
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  25. #1325
    I like easier things. They are better than hard things.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]