Quotes – LRRbot

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#1502

I think I'd prefer to marry Adam.

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1501

I was not watching you play. I was watching Chat talk.

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1500

How does one toddle?

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1499

So I very carefully walk back to JESUS...

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1498

Chat listens to everything and they log it.

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1497

Chat is nice.

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1496

When did you become Adam? When did I marry Adam? When did that happen?

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1495

I'm going to drown that *** fish!

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1494

No! I am garbage!

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1493

I'm like a Cabbage Patch Kid over here.

— Paul [2016-01-11]
#1492

I'm a leaf on the wind! Wait no...

— Paul [2016-01-11]
#1491

Fill me up with cabbages!

— Paul [2016-01-11]
#1490

That, I have no idea. I'm assuming it's ghosts.

— Paul [2016-01-10]
#1489

Which makes sense, because... no, actually, it doesn't make sense.

— Paul [2016-01-10]
#1488

Honey Hunter. Fish Fetcher. These sound like bad porn names.

— Ian [2016-01-09]
#1487

Did you just get negged by a giraffe?

— Ian [2016-01-09]
#1486

I don't need stamps, eat my *** hole ; I learned so much at the museum.

— Beej [2016-01-09]
#1485

I wish this was a bag of heroin.

— Ian [2016-01-09]
#1484

I don't trust Saturday.

— Heather [2016-01-09]
#1483

Nice 4, jackass.

— Ian [2016-01-09]
#1482

Eat s*** chat, eat lrrEFF -ing bags of s***. Eat entire lrrEFF -in'... I hope that the next chocolate covered loonie you unwrap is just a nugget of s***, you lrrEFF -in', you lrrEFF -in pieces of crap. lrrEFF you guys!

— Adam [2016-01-09]
#1481

We're in.

— Deacon
#1480

I screwed up!

— Adam [2016-01-09]
#1479

I wanna set the ghost on fire.

— Alex [2016-01-08]
#1478

We got killed by a monster made of pure dubstep.

— Alex [2016-01-08]