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  1. #24
    We are the most professional stream on Twitch.
    — Alex [2015-03-03]
  2. #23
    Oh god, I ate every bit of that man!!
    — Alex [2015-03-03]
  3. #22
    I don't *open* boxes. I smash them into tiny bits.
    — Graham [2015-02-06]
  4. #21
    You gotta wear a lambskin if you gonna be docking.
    — Alex [2015-02-24]
  5. #19
    I frequently get rabies.
    — Alex [2015-02-24]
  6. #18
    Could you not put a steering wheel up my *ss?
    — Alex [2015-02-24]
  7. #17
    I bet if we gave crabs swords they'd be a lot scarier.
    — Paul [2015-02-23]
  8. #16
    *James* plays Minecraft. How hard can it be?
    — Adam [2015-02-17]
  9. #15
    Any game that uses the word 'decoupler'… I would never touch.
    — Adam [2015-02-17]
  10. #12
    I can't control what comes out of my mouth. There's no brain thing there. The tongue is engaging separately. It's pure reptile instinct.
    — Kathleen
  11. #11
    There is no amount of tips a 16-year-old girl in short shorts can't earn if she doesn't respect her body.
    — Kathleen [2015-01-30]
  12. #10
    I am become Death, destroyer of sheep.
    — Alex [2015-02-03]
  13. #9
    There is no shame in defeating an ignorant opponent.
    — Kathleen [2015-01-30]
  14. #8
    Once, at a LAN party, I sat down on my own nutsack so hard that I almost blacked out.
    — Cameron [2015-01-16]
  15. #7
    My desire is to be, like, a 67-year-old Chinese woman.
    — Alex [2015-01-31]
  16. #6
    My ears dissolve plastic.
    — Paul [2015-01-28]
  17. #5
    I think we're safe now.
    — Alex, frequent last words
  18. #4
    I bathe my hands in milk every morning.
    — Graham [2015-01-16]
  19. #3
    I'm always kind of freaked out by Cam.
    — Tally
  20. #2
    The day I stream Minecraft is the last time I stream.
    — Adam [2015-01-17]
  21. #1
    There's only one worse panic than the panic you feel when you think you might have got your head stuck in something
    — RebelliousUno [2014-10-11]