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#1625
Creepy humming
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Subtitles
[2016-01-20]
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#1624
Mental hospitals: routinely treated with such care in video games.
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Graham
[2016-01-20]
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#1623
Oops, off I go to Mongolia!
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Chopin
[2016-01-20]
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#1622
Clicky things make me interesting.
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Ian
[2016-01-19]
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#1621
Why does my dick turn purple every time I sneeze?
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Alex
[2016-01-19]
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#1620
I think we call that one the 'Clam Slam'!
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Alex
[2016-01-19]
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#1619
Oh shit! I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!
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Alex
[2016-01-19]
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#1618
Wind power: The WAVE of the future.
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Alex
[2016-01-19]
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#1617
It's like fighting God with a toothpick!
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Alex
[2016-01-19]
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#1616
Maybe play to your strengths, instead of... whatever you're doing.
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Cori
[2016-01-18]
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#1615
I can become taller, if that helps.
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Cori
[2016-01-18]
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#1614
Extinguish the lamp with your orange fluid.
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Cori
[2016-01-18]
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#1613
What can't you lick?
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Cori
[2016-01-18]
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#1612
I'm more than happy to FUCK!
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Beej
[2016-01-18]
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#1611
You've just got to make everything wet.
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Cori
[2016-01-18]
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#1610
Sometimes, I just jump into walls...
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Beej
[2016-01-18]
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#1609
They're not people.
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Cori
[2016-01-18]
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#1608
That egg wants a pineapple!
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Beej
[2016-01-18]
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#1607
Children are not people.
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Cori
[2016-01-18]
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#1606
I should go pound sand.
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Beej
[2016-01-18]
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#1605
By 'our' I mean your.
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Cori
[2016-01-18]
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#1604
You can pound your melons.
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Cori
[2016-01-18]
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#1603
We've unlocked both sight and sound... and nausea.
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Cori
[2016-01-18]
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#1602
Like if Kirby ate shit.
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Graham
[2016-01-18]
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#1601
I cast pork-chop sandwiches.
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Ian
[2016-01-17]
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