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#1429

How is this getting more disturbing?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1428

Will we play Russian Roulette with an automatic after this?

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1427

We can see right up his skirt. We can see his bones.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1426

How have we only died thirteen times? It feels like we've been here for a thousand years.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1425

I can't imagine living in the same world as the guy who wrote this game lives in.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1424

The Home key is 'jump'. It makes so much sense.

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1423

*Alex opens Start menu* Hurray, it's over. *Alex reopens game* No!

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1422

There's a bat in the sky shooting lasers. That much we know.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1421

Sword of the Spirit, which is the Word of God, activated.

— E.S.T.H.E.R
#1420

Why is there a sub-ocean?

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1419

"No, it's okay. This is the way to purgatory for sure. It's this way. We just have to keep running. Keep running, Cam. Never look back." "I can see the end, Alex." "It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay. It has to be okay." "We did our best."

— Alex and Cam [2014-01-17]
#1418

Maybe we should just go towards the... nightmare. Maybe then we will know peace from... We'll bathe in the clear waters of not being alive anymore.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1417

I'm experiencing fear.

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1416

We know that drugs kill. We believe you. We're experiencing it right now.

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1415

Why is the test tube shooting rockets?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1414

The only thing I can take away from this game is that there's no God.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1413

The drugs are killing you with their MAC-10s.

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1412

Jesus saves, you will serve.

— E.S.T.H.E.R
#1411

Eat it, butterman! Die!

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1410

I am offended that I'm getting better at this game.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1409

This is like something Insane Clown Posse would have made for a music video.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1408

What is that? Why is it a tiny man made of armor shooting tennis balls and having a seizure?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1407

Don't do armed drugs, kids.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1406

"Who is taking drugs out of a test tube?" "Especially if they're carrying a MAC-10."

— Alex and Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1405

It can't be for real.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]