Quotes – LRRbot

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#1520

Is one of the reindeer a sex doll?

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1519

It's Prancer, the inflatable.
#1518

It looks like there's blood dripping down the walls.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1517

Everything is fine again. Except for all the dead bodies downstairs. The tiny little crushed gnome bodies.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1516

Aww, it's a fluffy bunny!
#1515

Why are we collecting dead gnomes?

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1514

It's a little gnome!
#1512

You got to be real with me: is this a horror game? Don't lrrEFF with me, Stark!

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1511

I've played games that you play like this. I mean... I've heard about them.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1510

You need to slow down. What the lrrEFF do you mean "the Cube"?

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1509

I thought I was doing the right thing... turns out I was just a bucket of faeces.

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1508

I'm full of water now!

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1507

Shiiiiiiiine... what? SHINE DICK!

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1506

I hope I land right in the Beej Cannon.

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1505

Wicker: fireproof. Confirmed.

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1504

Hey, that looks... awful... Have fun!

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1502

I think I'd prefer to marry Adam.

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1501

I was not watching you play. I was watching Chat talk.

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1500

How does one toddle?

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1499

So I very carefully walk back to JESUS...

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1498

Chat listens to everything and they log it.

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1497

Chat is nice.

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1496

When did you become Adam? When did I marry Adam? When did that happen?

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1495

I'm going to drown that *** fish!

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1494

No! I am garbage!

— Beej [2016-01-11]