Quotes – LRRbot

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#1620

I think we call that one the 'Clam Slam'!

— Alex [2016-01-19]
#1619

Oh shit! I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!

— Alex [2016-01-19]
#1618

Wind power: The WAVE of the future.

— Alex [2016-01-19]
#1617

It's like fighting God with a toothpick!

— Alex [2016-01-19]
#1616

Maybe play to your strengths, instead of... whatever you're doing.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1615

I can become taller, if that helps.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1614

Extinguish the lamp with your orange fluid.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1613

What can't you lick?

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1612

I'm more than happy to FUCK!

— Beej [2016-01-18]
#1611

You've just got to make everything wet.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1610

Sometimes, I just jump into walls...

— Beej [2016-01-18]
#1609

They're not people.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1608

That egg wants a pineapple!

— Beej [2016-01-18]
#1607

Children are not people.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1606

I should go pound sand.

— Beej [2016-01-18]
#1605

By 'our' I mean your.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1604

You can pound your melons.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1603

We've unlocked both sight and sound... and nausea.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1602

Like if Kirby ate shit.

— Graham [2016-01-18]
#1601

I cast pork-chop sandwiches.

— Ian [2016-01-17]
#1600

Reject toxic masculinity, embrace taco masculinity.

— Cameron [2016-01-17]
#1599

He's... delicious? No... adorable. That's the word.

— Ian [2016-01-17]
#1598

Well, that was a farty noise.

— Cameron [2016-01-17]
#1597

He is eager to come over and show you his new and improved butt.

— Cameron [2016-01-17]
#1596

I was told 'Shooty Shooty Bang Bang!'

— Kate [2016-01-17]