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#1187
Corn Dogs. It's like hot Ice Cream.
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1186
I am sorry, Superman...
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1185
Flush that toilet. She left again.
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1184
Stop trying to make us memorize the recipes! You'll put me out of a job!
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1183
I am the best at yelling.
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1182
Chihuahuas NOT ACCEPTED!
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Heather and Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1181
Ranch! Cheese! EV-ERY-THING!
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1180
I was promised more rain.
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1179
The rats are after the dishes!
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1178
Ooh! Maybe we can buy that gun now!
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1177
The toilet's name is Herman.
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1176
I can only close one eye Flush!
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1175
Flush a beer?
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1174
If the toilet decides to come back, it can tell us.
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1173
I don't know what gender the toilet identifies as...
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1172
Thank you. Thank you for yelling.
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1171
It's 10 o'clock somewhere.
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1170
I have to USE this hand...
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1169
BOIL!
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Alex [in next room]
[2015-11-28]
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#1168
That was not a potato toilet.
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1167
No one ever said I was smart
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adam
[2015-11-28]
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#1166
No NO NO NO Nonono No NO NONO No! No NO! No no no nonononono NO! We need to go on break. No no no
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Alex
[2015-11-27]
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#1165
Are you ready to watch another snuff film?
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Alex
[2015-11-27]
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#1164
Is this what I've been doing to people all this time? I'm a monster!
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Graham
[2015-11-26]
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#1163
Well this honks! Penis!
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Graham
[2015-11-26]