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#1454

Cabbage doesn't like negative water.

— Pyrelight [2016-01-04]
#1453

I'm an ANGRY flying fish.

— Paul [2016-01-04]
#1452

Oh... I'm a thing...

— Paul [2016-01-04]
#1451

This is a game? I thought I fixed that.

— Paul [2016-01-04]
#1450

I am newsmun!

— Graham [2016-01-04]
#1449

This seems reasonable to me, but I don't know because it's coming out of my own mouth.

— Graham [2016-01-04]
#1448

This happened to all of us. Nobody will ever be able to say this didn't happen.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1447

Why would you send your children to this facility?

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1446

Just think, there are households where this is the only game the kids are allowed to play.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1445

Graham, there are skeletons everywhere.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1444

Are you piloting a helicopter or have you turned into a helicopter?

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1443

*laughter slowly turning into sobbing*

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1442

Only blood will end this nightmare.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1441

Are we dead yet? Can we please die?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1440

I tried watching and praying. There're no prayers that can deliver us from this madness.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1439

Let's try to break the brown cube that materialised over the lava gate.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1438

Is anything real? Am I real?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1437

I don't want to stand against the devil. Oh, I'm gonna become a satanist after this.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1436

You ran into the lies, Alex. You hit the lies.

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1435

I hope that if we're visited by extraterrestrials this is the first thing they find. And then they're like, gotta exterminate them.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1434

Somebody made this game. This came from a person.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1433

Don't make me look at that again! It hurts!

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1432

How come games like Gone Home and Dear Esther get questioned on being actual games and *** like this isn't brought up?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1431

This is your brain on Jesus.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1430

*gently rocking back and forth* Do we have to keep playing?

— Alex [2014-01-17]