Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#1216

Explain why James is losing? Because James is a scrub lord.

— James [2015-12-03]
#1215

Help! Help! I've ascended! No wait, I'm in the closet...

— Paul [2015-12-02]
#1214

He's sucking my ghost!

— Paul [2015-12-02]
#1213

Oh yeah. Desert Bus South: we are totally doing that. You can quote me on it.

— Cameron [2015-12-02]
#1212

I need a ghost computer so I can look up... ghost porn.

— Paul [2015-12-02]
#1211

New clue: I'm dead.

— Paul [2015-12-02]
#1210

Surprisingly enough, "remove" removes things.

— Paul [2015-12-02]
#1209

Luckily dumpster doesn't care.

— Graham [2015-12-02]
#1208

I need to fill up with babies!

— Paul [2015-11-30]
#1207

Damn you, Bob Ross! Stealing my views...

— Paul [2015-11-30]
#1206

Let's not go there, through there lies madness... Whoops...

— Ian [2015-12-01]
#1205

"lets speak English is a perfect representation of speaking English"

— Ian [2015-12-01]
#1204

WHY IS TIME RAMESSIDE UPDATING?!?!

— Alex [2015-12-01]
#1203

What the lrrEFF has James installed on this computer?

— Alex [2015-12-01]
#1202

Oh, for fudgles...

— Paul [2015-11-30]
#1201

What is the point of youtube?!

— Paul [2015-11-30]
#1200

You could just be a hole.

— Paul [2015-11-30]
#1199

Look at how normal my human skin looks.

— Graham [2015-11-30]
#1198

Now I don't have to be paranoid about beer.

— Cori [2015-11-28]
#1197

The toilet doesn't count as a customer.

— Cori [2015-11-28]
#1196

Fancy nuts! Holy fuck!

— Beej [2015-11-28]
#1195

Those rats keep coming into our kitchen and drinking our beer.

— Heather [2015-11-28]
#1194

Wash! Flush! Fuck!

— Beej [2015-11-28]
#1193

Here comes a rush, and FLUSH!

— Beej [2015-11-28]
#1192

I can fail...

— Cori [2015-11-28]