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  1. #1471
    I've never really read Dr. Who.
    — Cameron [2016-01-06]
  2. #1470
    What does Germany export? Cars! Tanks! Angry men!
    — Cameron [2016-01-06]
  3. #1469
    Donkey Kong can't melt steel beams.
    — Ian [2016-01-06]
  4. #1468
    Bananas are a property of matter.
    — Ian [2016-01-06]
  5. #1467
    These bongos are endless!
    — Ian [2016-01-06]
  6. #1466
    Too many Tingles!
    — Ian [2016-01-06]
  7. #1465
    That.
  8. #1464
    There's a setting called 'AMA'... Ask me anything: 'Why are you playing so shitty?'
    — Alex [2016-01-05]
  9. #1463
    The power of Phalanx compels you!
    — adi_pie [2016-01-05]
  10. #1462
    Now I am the pineapple!
    — Beej [2016-01-04]
  11. #1461
    You can do property damage LATER.
    — Heather [2016-01-04]
  12. #1460
    Fattest of cocks! Eat all the cocks!
    — Beej [2016-01-04]
  13. #1459
    NOW WHO'S GOD? Oh shit!
    — Beej [2016-01-04]
  14. #1458
    Jesus doesn't throw mud balls. At least not last time I checked.
    — Heather [2016-01-04]
  15. #1457
    It's a really bad idea to swim in poop.
    — Heather [2016-01-04]
  16. #1456
    Go clean up poop.
    — Heather [2016-01-04]
  17. #1455
    We're more than happy to receive Jesus.
    — Beej [2016-01-04]
  18. #1454
    Cabbage doesn't like negative water.
    — Pyrelight [2016-01-04]
  19. #1453
    I'm an ANGRY flying fish.
    — Paul [2016-01-04]
  20. #1452
    Oh... I'm a thing...
    — Paul [2016-01-04]
  21. #1451
    This is a game? I thought I fixed that.
    — Paul [2016-01-04]
  22. #1450
    I am newsmun!
    — Graham [2016-01-04]
  23. #1449
    This seems reasonable to me, but I don't know because it's coming out of my own mouth.
    — Graham [2016-01-04]
  24. #1448
    This happened to all of us. Nobody will ever be able to say this didn't happen.
    — Cameron [2014-01-17]
  25. #1447
    Why would you send your children to this facility?
    — Cameron [2014-01-17]

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