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#1332
That was almost terrible.
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Paul
[2015-12-21]
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#1331
A flower is me!
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Paul
[2015-12-21]
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#1330
Aha! ... It doesn't help me!
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Paul
[2015-12-21]
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#1329
Apparently, I'm awesome...
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Paul
[2015-12-21]
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#1328
Do not eat a Jeep! It will not help your diet!
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Paul
[2015-12-21]
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#1327
What the? I just ate their love! I just ate their love and killed them with it. That's got to be a metaphor for something.
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Paul
[2015-12-21]
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#1326
Spiders have no right to be adorable!
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Paul
[2015-12-21]
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#1325
I like easier things. They are better than hard things.
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Paul
[2015-12-21]
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#1324
Oh no... Three dimensions... I don't like three dimensions...
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Paul
[2015-12-21]
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#1323
That is awesome and also adorable. Adorabawesome.
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Paul
[2015-12-21]
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#1322
You found a hole! Good job!
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Heather
[2015-10-31]
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#1321
The rights have been abandoned. In a hole.
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Graham
[2015-12-21]
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#1320
I don't know what we did with that technology. We had it. Now we don't.
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Paul
[2015-12-21]
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#1319
Wait, how much nacho dip are we getting? Close the window! Get an umbrella!
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Graham
[2015-12-21]
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#1318
Do not mail us nacho dip.
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Paul
[2015-12-21]
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#1317
Hashtag: Fourth-ever.
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Graham
[2015-12-19]
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#1316
Please load Graham's garish body...
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Ian
[2015-12-19]
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#1315
Tip: do not let Graham get under you.
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Ian
[2015-12-19]
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#1314
Any desert can be a salt flats if you're angry enough.
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Graham
[2015-12-19]
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#1313
We only had one PS4 in the office, so we sent everyone home to play with themselves.
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Ian
[2015-12-19]
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#1312
I don't know why I want squirrel bits.
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Alex
[2015-12-18]
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#1311
I can't believe it's not breastmilk.
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Alex
[2015-12-18]
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#1310
Snap snap pop crackle crackle snap pop
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Fire
[2015-12-18]
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#1309
<sip>
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Cameron
[2015-12-18]
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#1308
...
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Cameron
[2015-12-18]
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