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#1557

You know, I feel as though some of these locations might actually look a little better than Walden and the Werewolf. At least I think these people have been inside a building.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1556

Can I just say, I reject her. Right now. The subocean rejects this.

— The_Ocean_who_Subbed [2015-03-27]
#1555

Manga, not even once.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1554

What if we did a generic horror game but it was headlined by a manga character. BY MY OC! I'M GONNA PUT MY OC IN A HORROR MANGA GAME, he's a kid and he's got a striped shirt and his necklace has a razorblade on it and he's got pink eyes, 'cause...

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1553

Like I get it: you read all of Death Note and you're like, shit, I want to make a video game.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1552

Chi da! Editor's note: chi means blood.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1551

The lrrEFF are we walking on?

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1550

Ah, such angstu da.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1549

I brought sushi. It's Japanese.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1548

It's so tough being thirteen.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1547

A slinky ripped just ripped the bear's head off.

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1546

I don't think even Ched is drunk enough for this game.

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1545

I wish we could race around the library.

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1544

I bet you could feed him a gnome, too. I bet you could send another gnome to his lrrEFF ing death in the jaws of that awful serpent.

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1543

"*whispering* Is he trying to lrrEFF us?" "I hope so. Otherwise the whole thing doesn't make sense."

— Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
#1542

Spud! stands head and shoulders above such games as Myst.

— PC Gamer Magazine
#1541

Give her the Rusty Door.

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1540

It's so cathartic to see Spud eat *** once in a while.

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1539

It's called 'The Quivering'? What do you mean it's called 'The Quivering'?

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1537

Why is there a one banana toll just to get over to where a monkey is asleep?

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1536

Bunny pancakes, anyone?
#1535

Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1534

We just lrrEFF ing murdered him! We killed that man. We killed him.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1533

"I'm ten! Reindeer meat! It arrived when we did! Why is that, Graham? Why did the reindeer meat show up when we did?" "Because our friends got shot out of the sky by some missiles." "They're lrrEFF ing dead. And you want to feed them to us?" "Santa's reindeer got gibbled in the air."

— Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
#1532

Yeah, 'cause the naked anthro-reindeer hitting on a ten-year-old wasn't weird enough, now we have jive-talking orangutans.

— Graham [2015-03-27]