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  1. #1307
    ...
    — Ian [2015-12-18]
  2. #1306
    I've never been to Precaucio!
    — Graham [2015-12-17]
  3. #1305
    Cube is WAY more fun when over 1000 people aren't telling you you're doing it wrong.
    — Graham [2015-12-17]
  4. #1304
    We'll just BE good at Cube now.
    — James [2015-12-17]
  5. #1303
    Matt: why are you even IN our Slack?
    — Graham [2015-12-17]
  6. #1302
    It's a LITTLE late to shift into green.
    — Graham, during deck-building [2015-12-17]
  7. #1301
    Guys we don't have time to play hackysack!
    — James [2015-12-17]
  8. #1300
    Damnit, Nicholas!
    — Cameron [2015-12-16]
  9. #1299
    I'll let the Chat yell at you from here on out.
    — Graham [2015-12-16]
  10. #1298
    I'm a phone...
    — Paul [2015-12-16]
  11. #1297
    That other wall is for sinners.
    — Paul [2015-12-16]
  12. #1296
    There are no obvious penis references and I don't have a gun the size of a house.
    — Graham [2015-12-16]
  13. #1295
    You're typing on the Windows desktop... you're not gonna...
    — Paul [2015-12-16]
  14. #1294
    Just so we're all clear who's reloading muskets in the bathroom...
    — Graham [2015-12-16]
  15. #1293
    THAT'S what they are doing in the ladies' room! Reloading muskets!
    — Paul and Graham [2015-12-16]
  16. #1292
    It's that she was SMASHED, not that she was FEMALE...
    — Graham [2015-12-16]
  17. #1291
    What? The cameras? Like in England?
    — Graham [2015-12-16]
  18. #1290
    Is this a dead ghost?
    — Paul [2015-12-16]
  19. #1289
    The living are REALLY STUPID!
    — Paul [2015-12-16]
  20. #1288
    I remember that time in my life. That was just now.
    — Graham [2015-12-16]
  21. #1287
    Nothing good ends with the words "imposed by the publisher"...
    — Paul [2015-12-16]
  22. #1286
    There are people under there?
    — Ian [2015-12-16]
  23. #1285
    I am also not a bridge. I choose to be a tunnel. Maybe a Chunnel.
    — Ian [2015-12-16]
  24. #1284
    Of course there's a dog barking: there's a horn.
    — Heather [2015-12-16]
  25. #1283
    Lesson learned: Heather is not a bridge.
    — Ian [2015-12-16]