Quotes – LRRbot

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#1343

Are the big ones "blogs" or something?

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1342

Keep dying until you die from it.

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1341

Watch out! The plot's over there!

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1340

Always try to go the wrong way.

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1339

Thank you for your gift of your eye juice.

— Cori [2015-12-22]
#1338

My tail is moving on its own!

— Raymond [2015-12-22]
#1337

Turok: Dinosaur Titty Hunter

— Raymond [2015-12-22]
#1336

Yay! LMAO!

— Alex [2015-12-22]
#1335

Beej: You just broke everything. I'm blind!

— Alex [2015-12-22]
#1334

Remember when I tried to kill you with that piece of rusty metal? Fun times...

— Alex [2015-12-22]
#1333

Yes, black... Black like your ghost soul...

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1332

That was almost terrible.

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1331

A flower is me!

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1330

Aha! ... It doesn't help me!

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1329

Apparently, I'm awesome...

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1328

Do not eat a Jeep! It will not help your diet!

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1327

What the? I just ate their love! I just ate their love and killed them with it. That's got to be a metaphor for something.

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1326

Spiders have no right to be adorable!

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1325

I like easier things. They are better than hard things.

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1324

Oh no... Three dimensions... I don't like three dimensions...

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1323

That is awesome and also adorable. Adorabawesome.

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1322

You found a hole! Good job!

— Heather [2015-10-31]
#1321

The rights have been abandoned. In a hole.

— Graham [2015-12-21]
#1320

I don't know what we did with that technology. We had it. Now we don't.

— Paul [2015-12-21]
#1319

Wait, how much nacho dip are we getting? Close the window! Get an umbrella!

— Graham [2015-12-21]