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#1253

Travel-sized, for convenience!

— Paul
#1252

I'm a dumb.

— Paul
#1251

Stop eating me!

— Paul [2015-12-14]
#1250

I got eded.

— Paul [2015-12-14]
#1249

I got adorably punctured.

— Graham [2015-12-14]
#1248

They're elephants now.

— Graham [2015-12-12]
#1247

I made a lot of stuff un-happen.

— Ian [2015-12-12]
#1246

Stop smoking cats!

— Alex [2015-10-24]
#1245

We weren't done beating you!

— Graham [2015-12-10]
#1244

This LOOKS kickass, so be ready for disappointment.

— Graham [2015-12-10]
#1243

I love how that guy just burst out of the fourth dimension like the Kool-Aid Man!

— Cameron [2015-12-10]
#1242

It is VERY difficult to actually be an asshole.

— Graham [2015-12-10]
#1241

I could have made 150 bucks running people over with my car... that's way easier than stealing a TV.

— Paul [2015-12-09]
#1240

I'd love a flashing toaster! That'd be awesome!

— Paul [2015-12-09]
#1239

Die! Eat guitar!

— Paul [2015-12-09]
#1238

I don't know what a fire hydrant looks like!

— Paul [2015-12-09]
#1237

Clean-up on Aisle YOU!

— Paul [2015-12-09]
#1236

Yabba dabba do. I've got a tank now.

— Paul [2015-12-09]
#1235

I'm starting to think that maybe I'm the bad guy here...

— Paul [2015-12-09]
#1234

Your pineapple game is on point.

— Ian [2015-12-09]
#1233

See, they're on a regular road. Now you can kill them.

— Cori [2015-12-08]
#1232

I feel like unravelling a chunk of the sewer system is going to cause problems down the line.

— Paul [2015-12-07]
#1231

Oh, I see! Waterfalls push you down!

— Paul [2015-12-07]
#1230

But I'm close to me...

— Paul [2015-12-07]
#1229

Heal the still-living one!

— Cori [2015-12-01]