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#1008
You can think about that before you get born?
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Heather
[2015-11-02]
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#1007
You don't have to agree to anything! I set the rules!
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Heather
[2015-11-02]
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#1006
Can I get a good look at his chest?
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Paul
[2015-11-02]
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#1005
He had to destroy the Emperor's taint.
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Paul
[2015-11-02]
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#1004
We come from the toenail of God!
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Paul
[2015-11-02]
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#1003
Put me directly in the trash can.
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Alex
[2015-10-30]
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#1002
They deployed some kind of lizard.
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Alex
[2015-10-30]
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#1001
Wait, this is the game that makes me tilt very hard! Why did I pick this?! I'm an idiot!
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Alex
[2015-10-30]
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#1000
Well, I'm just a SHIT!
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Alex
[2015-10-30]
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#999
Are those all her heads?
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Alex
[2015-10-30]
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#998
Weird puffy spot with an outline.
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Beej
[2015-10-30]
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#997
We're going to have to get nice and WET for this fight.
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Alex
[2015-10-30]
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#996
That's your wetness meter.
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Beej
[2015-10-30]
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#995
My shit's hidden away.
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Beej
[2015-10-30]
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#994
They're more like water balloons full of eggs.
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Beej
[2015-10-30]
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#993
She's NINETEEN!
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Alex and Beej
[2015-10-30]
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#992
I miss Adam already.
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James
[2015-10-29]
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#991
Didn't you realize when you reassembled me that I'm composed of 95% middle fingers?
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Cameron
[2015-10-28]
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#990
If I meet a saxophone person, I'm touching the hell out of them
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Ian
[2015-10-28]
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#989
If you squeeze a pigeon, you get a new album.
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Ian
[2015-10-28]
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#988
Touch the chicken, not the man.
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Heather
[2015-10-28]
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#987
What? Where's my torso? You can go to Hell.
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Ian
[2015-10-27]
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#986
You took his wheel... you took his wheel... you TOOK his WHEEL...
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Cori
[2015-10-27]
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#985
*resigned voice* Yeah... I GUESS we should buy the "Thrill Cam"...
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Ian
[2015-10-27]
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#984
Not from the butt. Do it from the front.
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Cori
[2015-10-27]
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