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#1282
Dogs and people may love. All other animals breed in stony silence.
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Ian
[2015-12-16]
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#1281
I don't think that's how beat-boxing works, Ian.
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Heather
[2015-12-16]
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#1280
I don't expect anyone to keep up with Hodor Canon.
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Heather
[2015-12-16]
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#1279
Fork, fork, fork, every day!
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Heather
[2015-12-16]
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#1278
You're not too hayai, you're not too osoi.
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Ian
[2015-12-16]
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#1277
I am a pretty terrible car.
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Ian
[2015-12-15]
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#1276
But why did he feel the need to recreate the racists?
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Ian
[2015-12-15]
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#1275
Is the audio streaming literally through my head?
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Ian
[2015-12-15]
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#1274
Have a good lrrEFF off!
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Ian
[2015-12-15]
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#1273
Coma sex headsmash
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Ian
[2015-12-15]
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#1272
Yay! Tiger!
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Ian
[2015-12-15]
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#1271
Forklift! Yes!
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Ian
[2015-12-15]
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#1270
I'm full of holes.
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Cori
[2015-12-15]
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#1269
Close your eyes and think of Asimov.
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Alex
[2015-12-15]
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#1268
This is bad! This is a stupid idea! This is dumb! I'm dumb!... I'm a genius!
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Alex
[2015-12-15]
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#1267
Is this your mother's front yard?
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Cameron
[2015-12-15]
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#1266
Sucking WHAT up?
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Alex
[2015-12-15]
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#1265
That's spelt as you would spell those words.
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Heather
[2015-12-15]
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#1264
I gotta give you the D!
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Beej
[2015-12-14]
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#1263
I need you to butt dive again you idiot
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beej
[2015-12-14]
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#1262
Tell God that I said Hi!
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Beej
[2015-12-14]
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#1261
Where is the thing that makes me more men?
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Beej
[2015-12-14]
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#1260
Most people don't know that... because I just made it up.
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Paul
[2015-12-14]
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#1259
I forgot I had a penguin in my mouth. THAT is embarrassing..
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Paul
[2015-12-14]
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#1258
I'm just trying to shoot a penguin at a cloud! Why does that have to be so hard?
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Paul
[2015-12-14]
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