Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
-
#1318
Do not mail us nacho dip.
—
Paul
[2015-12-21]
-
#1317
Hashtag: Fourth-ever.
—
Graham
[2015-12-19]
-
#1316
Please load Graham's garish body...
—
Ian
[2015-12-19]
-
#1315
Tip: do not let Graham get under you.
—
Ian
[2015-12-19]
-
#1314
Any desert can be a salt flats if you're angry enough.
—
Graham
[2015-12-19]
-
#1313
We only had one PS4 in the office, so we sent everyone home to play with themselves.
—
Ian
[2015-12-19]
-
#1312
I don't know why I want squirrel bits.
—
Alex
[2015-12-18]
-
#1311
I can't believe it's not breastmilk.
—
Alex
[2015-12-18]
-
#1310
Snap snap pop crackle crackle snap pop
—
Fire
[2015-12-18]
-
#1309
<sip>
—
Cameron
[2015-12-18]
-
#1308
...
—
Cameron
[2015-12-18]
-
#1307
...
—
Ian
[2015-12-18]
-
#1306
I've never been to Precaucio!
—
Graham
[2015-12-17]
-
#1305
Cube is WAY more fun when over 1000 people aren't telling you you're doing it wrong.
—
Graham
[2015-12-17]
-
#1304
We'll just BE good at Cube now.
—
James
[2015-12-17]
-
#1303
Matt: why are you even IN our Slack?
—
Graham
[2015-12-17]
-
#1302
It's a LITTLE late to shift into green.
—
Graham,
during deck-building
[2015-12-17]
-
#1301
Guys we don't have time to play hackysack!
—
James
[2015-12-17]
-
#1300
Damnit, Nicholas!
—
Cameron
[2015-12-16]
-
#1299
I'll let the Chat yell at you from here on out.
—
Graham
[2015-12-16]
-
#1298
I'm a phone...
—
Paul
[2015-12-16]
-
#1297
That other wall is for sinners.
—
Paul
[2015-12-16]
-
#1296
There are no obvious penis references and I don't have a gun the size of a house.
—
Graham
[2015-12-16]
-
#1295
You're typing on the Windows desktop... you're not gonna...
—
Paul
[2015-12-16]
-
#1294
Just so we're all clear who's reloading muskets in the bathroom...
—
Graham
[2015-12-16]
Quotes