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  1. #1257
    That's the really dangerous thing about dying so much... aside from the death part.
    — Paul [2015-12-14]
  2. #1256
    Dying wasn't totally part of my plan.
    — Paul [2015-12-14]
  3. #1255
    Your face is not a good face.
    — Paul [2015-12-14]
  4. #1254
    Penguins are Nature's trampoline!
    — Paul
  5. #1253
    Travel-sized, for convenience!
    — Paul
  6. #1252
    I'm a dumb.
    — Paul
  7. #1251
    Stop eating me!
    — Paul [2015-12-14]
  8. #1250
    I got eded.
    — Paul [2015-12-14]
  9. #1249
    I got adorably punctured.
    — Graham [2015-12-14]
  10. #1248
    They're elephants now.
    — Graham [2015-12-12]
  11. #1247
    I made a lot of stuff un-happen.
    — Ian [2015-12-12]
  12. #1246
    Stop smoking cats!
    — Alex [2015-10-24]
  13. #1245
    We weren't done beating you!
    — Graham [2015-12-10]
  14. #1244
    This LOOKS kickass, so be ready for disappointment.
    — Graham [2015-12-10]
  15. #1243
    I love how that guy just burst out of the fourth dimension like the Kool-Aid Man!
    — Cameron [2015-12-10]
  16. #1242
    It is VERY difficult to actually be an asshole.
    — Graham [2015-12-10]
  17. #1241
    I could have made 150 bucks running people over with my car... that's way easier than stealing a TV.
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  18. #1240
    I'd love a flashing toaster! That'd be awesome!
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  19. #1239
    Die! Eat guitar!
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  20. #1238
    I don't know what a fire hydrant looks like!
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  21. #1237
    Clean-up on Aisle YOU!
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  22. #1236
    Yabba dabba do. I've got a tank now.
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  23. #1235
    I'm starting to think that maybe I'm the bad guy here...
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  24. #1234
    Your pineapple game is on point.
    — Ian [2015-12-09]
  25. #1233
    See, they're on a regular road. Now you can kill them.
    — Cori [2015-12-08]

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