Quotes – LRRbot

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#1285

I am also not a bridge. I choose to be a tunnel. Maybe a Chunnel.

— Ian [2015-12-16]
#1284

Of course there's a dog barking: there's a horn.

— Heather [2015-12-16]
#1283

Lesson learned: Heather is not a bridge.

— Ian [2015-12-16]
#1282

Dogs and people may love. All other animals breed in stony silence.

— Ian [2015-12-16]
#1281

I don't think that's how beat-boxing works, Ian.

— Heather [2015-12-16]
#1280

I don't expect anyone to keep up with Hodor Canon.

— Heather [2015-12-16]
#1279

Fork, fork, fork, every day!

— Heather [2015-12-16]
#1278

You're not too hayai, you're not too osoi.

— Ian [2015-12-16]
#1277

I am a pretty terrible car.

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1276

But why did he feel the need to recreate the racists?

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1275

Is the audio streaming literally through my head?

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1274

Have a good lrrEFF off!

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1273

Coma sex headsmash

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1272

Yay! Tiger!

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1271

Forklift! Yes!

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1270

I'm full of holes.

— Cori [2015-12-15]
#1269

Close your eyes and think of Asimov.

— Alex [2015-12-15]
#1268

This is bad! This is a stupid idea! This is dumb! I'm dumb!... I'm a genius!

— Alex [2015-12-15]
#1267

Is this your mother's front yard?

— Cameron [2015-12-15]
#1266

Sucking WHAT up?

— Alex [2015-12-15]
#1265

That's spelt as you would spell those words.

— Heather [2015-12-15]
#1264

I gotta give you the D!

— Beej [2015-12-14]
#1263

I need you to butt dive again you idiot

— beej [2015-12-14]
#1262

Tell God that I said Hi!

— Beej [2015-12-14]
#1261

Where is the thing that makes me more men?

— Beej [2015-12-14]