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#1391
I think this is a Jesus dating sim.
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1390
Johnny B, where you at? I've got these loaves.
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1389
Come back here, John the Baptist!
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1388
"Hello... female?" "Slim, I think."
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Alex and Graham
[2014-08-01]
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#1387
You try to spread peace and love in the world and this is the result.
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1386
Hello, female. Don't run away, I want to talk to you.
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1385
Why is my brain depleting?
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1384
Slim, normal, chubby, fat, female. Those were the body types.
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Graham
[2014-08-01]
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#1383
Is that what I think it is? That's a lens flare coming out of a horse's ass. It's the world's greatest lens flare.
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1382
I am a hoers. I'm hoers. NEIGH!
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1381
I don't think they're children. I think they're horrible mannequins animated by Noah's love for God.
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1380
Midnight rainbow, no big deal.
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1379
And yet Mario Kart 8 doesn't have a podium sequence.
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Graham
[2014-08-01]
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#1378
I don't think it's silent, Graham. I think we just died.
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1377
No wonder why they're going extinct, that rhino sucks.
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Graham
[2014-08-01]
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#1376
"God Cares" I disagree heartily with that statement.
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1375
Cam, that's what inside Room 101.
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1374
Oh my god! The racing was coming from inside the animals the whole time.
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Matt
[2014-08-01]
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#1373
You know, what? I believe God does organise an animal race because every year in Vancouver there's a wiener dog race and the fact that that exist is proof that God exists and loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Matt
[2014-08-01]
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#1372
I hope the camera is picking up the tears streaming down my face.
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Alex
[2014-08-01]
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#1371
This looks like what would happen in a dream sequence in a David Lynch movie.
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Cameron
[2014-08-01]
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#1370
You are the alpha-predator of this landmass.
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Cameron
[2014-08-01]
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#1369
Why don't you just eat your opposition?
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Graham
[2014-08-01]
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#1368
It is Bear Force One.
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Cameron
[2014-08-01]
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#1367
*to the tune of Korobeiniki* I am the man who arranges the bears that get on the rocket to the moon.
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Alex
[2014-08-01]