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#1364

It has people eyes.

— Cameron [2014-08-01]
#1363

That's pig ass. That's vibrating pig ass.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1362

City of LA. Make in India. Biting social commentary, I guess?

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1361

This is like the worst Disneyland ride ever.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1360

I think the creators of this game would be against abortion.

— Cameron [2014-08-01]
#1359

Why are the Luftwaffe attacking you?

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1358

What the shit? Why rats?

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1357

We're just going full Zoo.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1356

Babies come from hugging people.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1355

Come on, Hannah, let's race! You and me, let's race! Let's have some fun! Just around the library! Hehe! I'll race you, Hannah!

— Rueben
#1354

I'm a horse now.

— Hannah
#1353

Please grab me!

— Beej [2015-10-31]
#1352

Penguins don't wear shirts.

— Cori [2015-10-31]
#1351

I was getting bush!

— Heather [2015-10-31]
#1350

I took a heart from his butt!

— Heather [2015-10-31]
#1349

I killed his butt!

— Beej [2015-10-31]
#1348

Enjoy Cam! You heard the man!

— Cameron [2015-12-23]
#1347

I'm making Poop Yoshi.

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1346

It's everything I hoped it would be! It's a giant bullet!

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1345

I want to take his pants down

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1344

Am I going to have to fight a tent?

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1343

Are the big ones "blogs" or something?

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1342

Keep dying until you die from it.

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1341

Watch out! The plot's over there!

— Paul [2015-12-23]
#1340

Always try to go the wrong way.

— Paul [2015-12-23]