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  1. #1178
    Ooh! Maybe we can buy that gun now!
    — Heather [2015-11-28]
  2. #1177
    The toilet's name is Herman.
    — Heather [2015-11-28]
  3. #1176
    I can only close one eye Flush!
    — Beej [2015-11-28]
  4. #1175
    Flush a beer?
    — Cori [2015-11-28]
  5. #1174
    If the toilet decides to come back, it can tell us.
    — Cori [2015-11-28]
  6. #1173
    I don't know what gender the toilet identifies as...
    — Heather [2015-11-28]
  7. #1172
    Thank you. Thank you for yelling.
    — Cori [2015-11-28]
  8. #1171
    It's 10 o'clock somewhere.
    — Beej [2015-11-28]
  9. #1170
    I have to USE this hand...
    — Heather [2015-11-28]
  10. #1169
    BOIL!
    — Alex [in next room] [2015-11-28]
  11. #1168
    That was not a potato toilet.
    — Heather [2015-11-28]
  12. #1167
    No one ever said I was smart
    — adam [2015-11-28]
  13. #1166
    No NO NO NO Nonono No NO NONO No! No NO! No no no nonononono NO! We need to go on break. No no no
    — Alex [2015-11-27]
  14. #1165
    Are you ready to watch another snuff film?
    — Alex [2015-11-27]
  15. #1164
    Is this what I've been doing to people all this time? I'm a monster!
    — Graham [2015-11-26]
  16. #1163
    Well this honks! Penis!
    — Graham [2015-11-26]
  17. #1162
    And we'll... make a man... out of you...lamog.
    — Cameron [2015-11-26]
  18. #1161
    That goat had Horsemanship! That goat had a family!
    — Graham [2015-11-26]
  19. #1160
    Well that sucks out loud!
    — Cameron [2015-11-26]
  20. #1159
    No one expects Horsemanship Ulamog.
    — Graham [2015-11-26]
  21. #1158
    We're going to put a goat on a horse, and then put Ulamog on the whole thing! It's like a turducken!
    — Cameron [2015-11-26]
  22. #1157
    Cube is not Commander Draft. Cube is Momir Constructed.
    — Cameron [2015-11-26]
  23. #1156
    *startled* Who did I just shoot?!
    — Cameron [2015-11-25]
  24. #1155
    Do we REALLY need more 6-drops?
    — Cameron [2015-11-25]
  25. #1154
    Is that lizard just eating that monkey's butt?
    — Ian [2015-11-25]

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