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  1. #1232
    I feel like unravelling a chunk of the sewer system is going to cause problems down the line.
    — Paul [2015-12-07]
  2. #1231
    Oh, I see! Waterfalls push you down!
    — Paul [2015-12-07]
  3. #1230
    But I'm close to me...
    — Paul [2015-12-07]
  4. #1229
    Heal the still-living one!
    — Cori [2015-12-01]
  5. #1228
    We're boning! We are boning now!
    — Alex [2015-12-04]
  6. #1227
    At least I can make the door bleed...
    — Alex [2015-12-04]
  7. #1226
    Why does everything bleed?
    — Graham [2015-12-04]
  8. #1225
    Someone PLEASE turn off the sink!
    — Graham [2015-12-04]
  9. #1224
    Oh shit! There's *** gameplay now?
    — Alex [2015-12-04]
  10. #1223
    Oh, this is erotic.
    — Alex [2015-12-04]
  11. #1222
    I grab myself.
    — Alex [2015-12-04]
  12. #1221
    I wish I was playing Zoo Race!
    — Alex [2015-12-04]
  13. #1220
    *Mission Impossible theme in "meow"s*
    — Paul [2015-12-02]
  14. #1219
    I have to elevate...
    — Graham [2015-12-02]
  15. #1218
    Hey, I'm a ghost, and my crotch is currently embedded in your face...
    — Paul [2015-12-02]
  16. #1217
    These shoes make it really hard to find the door.
    — Heather [2015-12-01]
  17. #1216
    Explain why James is losing? Because James is a scrub lord.
    — James [2015-12-03]
  18. #1215
    Help! Help! I've ascended! No wait, I'm in the closet...
    — Paul [2015-12-02]
  19. #1214
    He's sucking my ghost!
    — Paul [2015-12-02]
  20. #1213
    Oh yeah. Desert Bus South: we are totally doing that. You can quote me on it.
    — Cameron [2015-12-02]
  21. #1212
    I need a ghost computer so I can look up... ghost porn.
    — Paul [2015-12-02]
  22. #1211
    New clue: I'm dead.
    — Paul [2015-12-02]
  23. #1210
    Surprisingly enough, "remove" removes things.
    — Paul [2015-12-02]
  24. #1209
    Luckily dumpster doesn't care.
    — Graham [2015-12-02]
  25. #1208
    I need to fill up with babies!
    — Paul [2015-11-30]