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#1472
She's floppy.
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Graham
[2016-01-07]
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#1471
I've never really read Dr. Who.
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Cameron
[2016-01-06]
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#1470
What does Germany export? Cars! Tanks! Angry men!
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Cameron
[2016-01-06]
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#1469
Donkey Kong can't melt steel beams.
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Ian
[2016-01-06]
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#1468
Bananas are a property of matter.
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Ian
[2016-01-06]
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#1467
These bongos are endless!
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Ian
[2016-01-06]
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#1466
Too many Tingles!
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Ian
[2016-01-06]
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#1465
That.
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#1464
There's a setting called 'AMA'... Ask me anything: 'Why are you playing so shitty?'
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Alex
[2016-01-05]
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#1463
The power of Phalanx compels you!
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adi_pie
[2016-01-05]
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#1462
Now I am the pineapple!
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Beej
[2016-01-04]
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#1461
You can do property damage LATER.
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Heather
[2016-01-04]
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#1460
Fattest of cocks! Eat all the cocks!
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Beej
[2016-01-04]
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#1459
NOW WHO'S GOD? Oh shit!
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Beej
[2016-01-04]
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#1458
Jesus doesn't throw mud balls. At least not last time I checked.
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Heather
[2016-01-04]
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#1457
It's a really bad idea to swim in poop.
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Heather
[2016-01-04]
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#1456
Go clean up poop.
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Heather
[2016-01-04]
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#1455
We're more than happy to receive Jesus.
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Beej
[2016-01-04]
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#1454
Cabbage doesn't like negative water.
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Pyrelight
[2016-01-04]
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#1453
I'm an ANGRY flying fish.
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Paul
[2016-01-04]
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#1452
Oh... I'm a thing...
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Paul
[2016-01-04]
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#1451
This is a game? I thought I fixed that.
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Paul
[2016-01-04]
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#1450
I am newsmun!
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Graham
[2016-01-04]
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#1449
This seems reasonable to me, but I don't know because it's coming out of my own mouth.
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Graham
[2016-01-04]
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#1448
This happened to all of us. Nobody will ever be able to say this didn't happen.
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Cameron
[2014-01-17]
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