Quotes – LRRbot

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#1235

I'm starting to think that maybe I'm the bad guy here...

— Paul [2015-12-09]
#1234

Your pineapple game is on point.

— Ian [2015-12-09]
#1233

See, they're on a regular road. Now you can kill them.

— Cori [2015-12-08]
#1232

I feel like unravelling a chunk of the sewer system is going to cause problems down the line.

— Paul [2015-12-07]
#1231

Oh, I see! Waterfalls push you down!

— Paul [2015-12-07]
#1230

But I'm close to me...

— Paul [2015-12-07]
#1229

Heal the still-living one!

— Cori [2015-12-01]
#1228

We're boning! We are boning now!

— Alex [2015-12-04]
#1227

At least I can make the door bleed...

— Alex [2015-12-04]
#1226

Why does everything bleed?

— Graham [2015-12-04]
#1225

Someone PLEASE turn off the sink!

— Graham [2015-12-04]
#1224

Oh shit! There's *** gameplay now?

— Alex [2015-12-04]
#1223

Oh, this is erotic.

— Alex [2015-12-04]
#1222

I grab myself.

— Alex [2015-12-04]
#1221

I wish I was playing Zoo Race!

— Alex [2015-12-04]
#1220

*Mission Impossible theme in "meow"s*

— Paul [2015-12-02]
#1219

I have to elevate...

— Graham [2015-12-02]
#1218

Hey, I'm a ghost, and my crotch is currently embedded in your face...

— Paul [2015-12-02]
#1217

These shoes make it really hard to find the door.

— Heather [2015-12-01]
#1216

Explain why James is losing? Because James is a scrub lord.

— James [2015-12-03]
#1215

Help! Help! I've ascended! No wait, I'm in the closet...

— Paul [2015-12-02]
#1214

He's sucking my ghost!

— Paul [2015-12-02]
#1213

Oh yeah. Desert Bus South: we are totally doing that. You can quote me on it.

— Cameron [2015-12-02]
#1212

I need a ghost computer so I can look up... ghost porn.

— Paul [2015-12-02]
#1211

New clue: I'm dead.

— Paul [2015-12-02]