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#1243
I love how that guy just burst out of the fourth dimension like the Kool-Aid Man!
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Cameron
[2015-12-10]
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#1242
It is VERY difficult to actually be an asshole.
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Graham
[2015-12-10]
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#1241
I could have made 150 bucks running people over with my car... that's way easier than stealing a TV.
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Paul
[2015-12-09]
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#1240
I'd love a flashing toaster! That'd be awesome!
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Paul
[2015-12-09]
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#1239
Die! Eat guitar!
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Paul
[2015-12-09]
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#1238
I don't know what a fire hydrant looks like!
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Paul
[2015-12-09]
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#1237
Clean-up on Aisle YOU!
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Paul
[2015-12-09]
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#1236
Yabba dabba do. I've got a tank now.
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Paul
[2015-12-09]
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#1235
I'm starting to think that maybe I'm the bad guy here...
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Paul
[2015-12-09]
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#1234
Your pineapple game is on point.
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Ian
[2015-12-09]
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#1233
See, they're on a regular road. Now you can kill them.
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Cori
[2015-12-08]
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#1232
I feel like unravelling a chunk of the sewer system is going to cause problems down the line.
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Paul
[2015-12-07]
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#1231
Oh, I see! Waterfalls push you down!
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Paul
[2015-12-07]
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#1230
But I'm close to me...
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Paul
[2015-12-07]
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#1229
Heal the still-living one!
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Cori
[2015-12-01]
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#1228
We're boning! We are boning now!
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Alex
[2015-12-04]
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#1227
At least I can make the door bleed...
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Alex
[2015-12-04]
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#1226
Why does everything bleed?
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Graham
[2015-12-04]
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#1225
Someone PLEASE turn off the sink!
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Graham
[2015-12-04]
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#1224
Oh shit! There's *** gameplay now?
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Alex
[2015-12-04]
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#1223
Oh, this is erotic.
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Alex
[2015-12-04]
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#1222
I grab myself.
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Alex
[2015-12-04]
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#1221
I wish I was playing Zoo Race!
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Alex
[2015-12-04]
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#1220
*Mission Impossible theme in "meow"s*
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Paul
[2015-12-02]
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#1219
I have to elevate...
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Graham
[2015-12-02]
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