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#1153

I exploded right inside him.

— Ian [2015-11-24]
#1152

Weapons are for FOOLS!

— Ben [2015-11-24]
#1151

What do you do with this, aside from sex things?

— Graham [2015-11-23]
#1150

These guys are just as important as everybody else except Beej.

— James [2015-11-21]
#1149

Turn down for whom?

— Alex [2015-11-20]
#1148

Suck it, James!

— Kate [2015-11-20]
#1147

We are garbage humans!

— Ian [2015-11-20]
#1146

I already confirmed Desert Bus Australia.

— Matt [2015-11-20]
#1145

Can you smell Beej?

— Graham [2015-11-19]
#1144

That wasn't even yesterday, that was like 5 days ago.

— Graham [2015-11-19]
#1143

I have no problem making people feel bad.

— Aaron Forsythe [2015-11-19]
#1142

Tangent gets messy FAST.

— Cameron [2015-11-19]
#1141

You can deal with Papyrus for the children.

— Liz [2015-11-19]
#1140

I think our heads are kinda similar.

— Alex [2015-11-19]
#1139

I prefer hype over not hype.

— Graham [2015-11-18]
#1138

Why are you so tight?

— Matt [2015-11-18]
#1137

Let's start with "mouth" and work from there.

— Ian [2015-11-18]
#1136

I want to see Johnny be a giant woman.

— Tally [2015-11-18]
#1135

Jeremy made a hole.

— Tally [2015-11-18]
#1134

We're going to act like idiots.

— James [2015-11-18]
#1133

Fake pockets are a crime against GOD AND HUMANITY!

— Tally [2015-11-18]
#1132

I once watched James eat a Pack Rat... Not the Magic card; just an actual rat.

— Cameron [2015-11-18]
#1131

If I could pretend to be Beej for 10 minutes, I could get a job!

— Cameron [2015-11-18]
#1130

I learned how to make that face from Julie.

— Cameron [2015-11-18]
#1129

My hand is very wet now, Matt.

— Ian [2015-11-17]