Quotes – LRRbot

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#8641

I say a lot of things — I think that's what I'm known for.

— Ian [2023-09-04]
None on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
#8640

Please enjoy this cavalcade of hair.

— Graham [2023-09-02]
Just Chatting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
#8639

Okay, first order of business: Meow.

— Serge [2023-09-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8638

If I'm wrong, it's going to be hilarious.

— Serge [2023-08-29]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8637

What are you doing?! Stop doing that!

— Beej, calmly [2023-08-29]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8636

I often find myself thinking of Serge.

— Ben [2023-08-28]
Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
#8635

Did you just exhaust yourself with your own shenanigans?

— Cori [2023-08-28]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8634

Food food food food yes yum.

— Wheeler [2023-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8633

There's also a thing that's a thing.

— Kathleen [2023-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8632

JUDGE! I wanna do something gross!

— Kathleen [2023-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8630

The flavour is that it's good gameplay.

— Chris Mooney [2023-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8629

You have to come by and say at least egg.

— Wheeler [2023-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8628

I have to go collect a child. Hope it's mine.

— Graham [2023-08-25]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#8627

I'm the only party member with a tongue.

— Cori [2023-08-24]
None on The Long Game
#8626

We've spent hours waiting for goats to breed.

— Serge [2023-08-19]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8625

Right, that was Monday when we were putting compasses in our ass.

— Ian [2023-08-17]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8624

There's nothing more excruciating than trying to put my mind into the mind of the common man.

— Ian [2023-08-14]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8623

How many ferrets could ride a horse?

— Paul [2023-08-14]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8622

Maybe you should wear some knife booties.

— Heather, to Ian [2023-08-13]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#8621

I've talked enough.

— Ian [2023-08-13]
Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical on Rhythm Cafe
#8620

We're not here for "productive" at the Rhythm Cafe.

— Heather [2023-08-13]
Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical on Rhythm Cafe
#8619

Call me "8 Sausage" Yager.

— Serge [2023-08-12]
Escape from Tarkov on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8618

I don't *want* Empty the Warrens.

— James [2023-08-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8617

No one needs to curse James, James is there to curse James.

— Serge [2023-08-08]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8616

A foreign trident is fine if the lightning is local.

— RebelliousUno [2023-08-08]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams