Quotes – LRRbot

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#8489

'Remember when computers were easy?' '......No, no, I don't.'

— Ian and Paul [2023-03-16]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8488

Never worry about the tarp.

— James [2023-03-14]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8487

You never hope for Beej, you just get Beej.

— James [2023-03-14]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8486

I was born into the higgledy piggledy.

— James [2023-03-14]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8485

Tell us what to do. All hail Cori.

— James [2023-03-13]
Rocket League on Play it Forward
#8484

Do not attempt to go climb the tower of lava.

— Ian [2023-03-12]
Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
#8483

Take that, commerce.

— Ian [2023-03-12]
Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
#8482

I put my geometry inside another man and he died.

— Graham [2023-03-06]
GoldenEye 007 on Crossing the Streams
#8481

Well, I guess I'm the only one that likes to sit.

— Nelson [2023-03-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8480

There's no reason we can't go deeper and we SHOULD go deeper, so we can have a hole worthy for what we want.

— Ian [2023-03-02]
Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
#8479

Please stop mailing us meat.

— Graham [2023-03-01]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#8478

Panic, panic, panic, that's gonna win the game!

— Beej [2023-02-27]
Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
#8477

This is why none of us are birds.

— Ian [2023-02-27]
Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
#8476

Gimme those wet, wet streets and that's all I need.

— Ian [2023-02-26]
THEATRHYTHM FINAL BAR LINE on Rhythm Cafe
#8475

Just assume anything Beej is doing is to make you angry on purpose.

— Heather [2023-02-24]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#8474

I'm putting on my thinking slouch, can't think with good posture.

— Graham [2023-02-24]
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
#8473

Come back, weird space clam!

— Serge [2023-02-20]
Deep Rock Galactic on Crossing the Streams
#8472

I've never felt the need to apologise for a bit before...

— Ian, ominously [2023-02-18]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8471

It sounds like it's coming from my pants. That's very upsetting.

— Beej [2023-02-18]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8470

With my biting skills and your jumping skills, we could definitely jumpstart a car, right?

— Heather, to Paul [2023-02-17]
Blanc on Bonus Stream
#8469

I haven't been able to do my butt wiggles yet.

— Heather [2023-02-17]
Blanc on Bonus Stream
#8468

So now you know chat, it was all my fault.

— James [2023-02-14]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8467

The condom juice doesn't mean what you think it does.

— Nelson [2023-02-13]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8466

Horse beef.

— Cori [2023-02-13]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8465

Sometimes I write things so fast that I should slow down and think, hey, it actually would be funnier if it... was funnier.

— Beej [2023-02-13]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams