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#8334

The most important thing as a streamer is to take the best jokes and take credit for them.

— Serge [2022-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8333

I feel like any story you tell could just end in an itemized receipt.

— Cori, to Beej [2022-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8332

There are still some difficulties involving clothing.

— Andrew, referring to Beej [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8331

Everything is fine, everyone is alive, and fully clothed.

— Matt [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8330

Before we do that, we should make sure that Beej is wearing clothes.

— Graham [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8329

Dear Crime Diary: Today I did a crime.

— Julie [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8328

Anything's a case if you stuff something inside of it.

— Julie [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8327

Please tell me why I own deepsalad dot com.

— Graham [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8326

Salted kelp! Salted kelp! Salted kelp! Salted kelp? Salted kelp? Salted kelp. Salted kelp? Salted kelp!

— Jacob [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8325

I'm an extremely strange creature. I cannot help this.

— Matt Griffiths [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8324

Time for the Egg Chorus.

— Kathleen [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8323

It's clearly the smart, safe idea, it's just not what I expected.

— Dale, as DM, to his players [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8322

'Dale, we have decided to split the party." "This is what happens when you leave us alone.'

— Erika and Jacob [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8321

My level is I win, your level is you pay a lot of money...

— Serge, to James [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8320

If I find people unfunny I'll just get rid of them.

— Serge [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8319

Horses are the deer of the sea.

— Serge [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8318

Okay. You got the four cyclopses with their butts touching locked in?

— Paul [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8317

I had tea the other day that tasted like the fae peed in it. Just all floral and pain.

— Beej [2022-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8316

Whiskey is basically milk.

— Jordan [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8315

Time for safety, I GUESS.

— Graham [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8314

This is a weird way to start a knife fight.

— Ian [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8313

We had a spreadsheet and we put 'BEER' on it before you did.'

— Kathleen [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8312

Come sit on the shrimp dog lobster couch.

— Mikey Neumann [2022-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8311

When do I become a problem?

— Jordan [2022-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8310

I needed that translated to human speak.

— Serge [2022-11-08]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams