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#8526

When you're on the train, you're on the train. To the train.

— Ian [2023-04-29]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8525

I'm not here to make optimal doughnut plays.

— Bengineering [2023-04-26]
Board Games on AFK
#8524

Everyone wants a tasty face.

— Nelson [2023-04-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8523

Chat just wants the jizz.

— Nelson [2023-04-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8522

I am proud of my sins.

— Alex [2023-04-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8521

Leave room for Sputnik!

— Cori [2023-04-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8520

I could have Yoshi'd that [polar bear] real good.

— Cori [2023-04-24]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8519

How could not win the election with these draws?!

— Nelson [2023-04-21]
Magic: The Gathering on The Long Game
#8518

Gimme purple! I'm gonna go around the house looking for purple.

— Cori [2023-04-20]
Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
#8517

I've got my two badgers and that's all I need.

— Serge [2023-04-18]
Minecraft: Legends on Crossing the Streams
#8516

Paul: not really a jerk.

— Heather [2023-04-17]
Meg's Monster on Bonus Stream
#8515

Friends don't hit friends with flesh chunks.

— Paul [2023-04-17]
Meg's Monster on Bonus Stream
#8514

For the folks at home, I pogged in real life.

— Wheeler [2023-04-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8513

I like to keep a creamy rug.

— Wheeler [2023-04-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8512

Why is this goat not goating us?

— James [2023-04-11]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8511

We always come back to teeth.

— Alex [2023-04-10]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8510

Wow that is much more fucked up then I was expecting.

— Alex [2023-04-10]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8509

Just pretend like I know what I'm doing.

— Wheeler [2023-04-09]
Slay the Spire on Rhythm Cafe
#8508

Not only am I invincible as a shark, I'm also big-brained!

— Ian [2023-04-09]
Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
#8507

I can dress him stupid! that's how I'll get my revenge!

— Cori [2023-04-06]
Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
#8506

Just because it's a one hit kill, doesn't mean you can't put some effort into that one hit.

— Cori [2023-04-05]
Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
#8505

We gamers, we know what we're doing.

— James [2023-04-04]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8504

You see, I'm not talking nonsense.

— RebelliousUno [2023-04-04]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8503

Fire is easy.

— James [2023-04-03]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8502

Nooooo! The turd grabbed back!

— Nelson [2023-03-27]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams