LRRbot Quotes

Log in
Moisten your bones.
The stream is not currently live. Next scheduled stream: Good Morning Moonbase (James welcomes in a rotating cast of LRR crew on what will sure to be the definitive global morning show... at 10AM on the west coast. Game: This Week's Guest: Heather) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (7:36 from now).
Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #8511
    We always come back to teeth.
    — Alex [2023-04-10]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #8510
    Wow that is much more fucked up then I was expecting.
    — Alex [2023-04-10]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #8509
    Just pretend like I know what I'm doing.
    — Wheeler [2023-04-09]
    Slay the Spire on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #8508
    Not only am I invincible as a shark, I'm also big-brained!
    — Ian [2023-04-09]
    Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #8507
    I can dress him stupid! that's how I'll get my revenge!
    — Cori [2023-04-06]
    Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
  6. #8506
    Just because it's a one hit kill, doesn't mean you can't put some effort into that one hit.
    — Cori [2023-04-05]
    Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
  7. #8505
    We gamers, we know what we're doing.
    — James [2023-04-04]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8504
    You see, I'm not talking nonsense.
    — RebelliousUno [2023-04-04]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  9. #8503
    Fire is easy.
    — James [2023-04-03]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #8502
    Nooooo! The turd grabbed back!
    — Nelson [2023-03-27]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8501
    What this game needs more than anything is a 'put hat back on' button.
    — Ian [2023-03-27]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8500
    This game always drags out what my last noise will be.
    — Cameron [2023-03-27]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8499
    My hitbox is abnormally large for my age.
    — Ian [2023-03-26]
    Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #8498
    Even in Minecraft you don't do it like this!
    — Alex [2023-03-25]
    Just Chatting on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #8497
    That's what the rulebook says - one good idea a year.
    — James [2023-03-25]
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #8496
    A boat is just a hole that can float.
    — Beej [2023-03-25]
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #8495
    It's like God took a dump in your hands, it's glorious.
    — Ian [2023-03-25]
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #8494
    you haven't lived until you've sporked.
    — James [2023-03-21]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8493
    This is flared in the X, Y and Z axes.
    — Cameron [2023-03-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8492
    We'll see if the communal LoadingReadyRun brain cell is working hard today.
    — Jordynne [2023-03-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8491
    I could have made better decisions.
    — Beej [2023-03-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  22. #8490
    We won't go into this too deeply, because it's stupid and dumb.
    — Paul [2023-03-17]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  23. #8489
    'Remember when computers were easy?' '......No, no, I don't.'
    — Ian and Paul [2023-03-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #8488
    Never worry about the tarp.
    — James [2023-03-14]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  25. #8487
    You never hope for Beej, you just get Beej.
    — James [2023-03-14]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward