Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#418

What? Sorry, I was busy dying.

— Alex [2015-07-07]
#417

That's not what jellyfish do. That's a squid move!

— Paul
#416

I am armed and dangerous. Those two points are unrelated, though. I both have arms and am dangerous.

— Paul [2015-07-06]
#415

You may consensually touch parts that are authorized by both parties.

— Alex [2015-07-04]
#414

I wanna lrrEFF Galactus or nothing else

— Adam [2015-07-04]
#413

Your vending machine is bogarding my stash!

— Adam [2015-07-04]
#411

I am disgusting and repulsive.

— Alex [2015-07-03]
#410

We have a "slight hustle" button.

— Alex [2015-07-03]
#409

Not in front of the Chat!

— Cameron, to Julie [2015-07-02]
#408

You don't just *** my pants. You *** your own.

— Cameron [2015-07-02]
#407

*Superman theme song done in "Bwee"s*

— Cameron [2015-07-02]
#406

Why are we wearing hot dogs?

— Cameron [2015-07-02]
#405

I figured out you can't block fire with a sword.

— James [2015-07-02]
#404

Stop eating me, you stupid fish! I'll murder you! I'll murder you, you damn fish!

— James [2015-07-02]
#403

Nope. I'm Kathleen now. It's canon.

— Julie [2015-07-01]
#402

I had a pretty powerful quote about butts the other day

— Serge [2015-07-01]
#401

Do you need me to lick the roof of your mouth?

— Julie [2015-07-01]
#400

He's breaking my butt.

— Julie [2015-07-01]
#399

It mocks me!

— Paul [2015-07-01]
#398

If there's one thing Portal is good for, it's adding quotes to the quote database.

— Paul [2015-07-01]
#397

That was not where I expected to boingy. I don't think I want to boingy there.

— Paul [2015-07-01]
#396

Being shot by a laser wasn't part of the efficiency.

— Paul [2015-07-01]
#395

Kids, are you stoking your eagle?

— Paul [2015-07-01]
#394

I blued myself.

— Paul [2015-07-01]
#393

And now.... I fall into the water!

— Paul [2015-07-01]