Quotes – LRRbot

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#673

I wanted bigger dongs.

— Julie [2015-09-15]
#672

There was really no risk of me cutting my penis off.

— Alex [2015-09-15]
#671

You're sitting there editing pixels on this pork anus.

— Alex [2015-09-15]
#670

So you just watch for the junk? Strategy!

— Julie [2015-09-15]
#669

I almost touched the wrong dad...

— Cori [2015-09-15]
#668

That's not my dad!

— Cori [2015-09-15]
#667

Oh, it's FIGHT TIME! Oh wait, it's not fight time yet. It's soon fight time.

— Alex [2015-09-15]
#666

I am a king and I can charm the pants off anyone." "What do you do with them once their pants are off?

— Beej and Cori [2015-09-14]
#664

Because it's Mario's birthday, I'll keep playing the same thing I have been...

— Beej [2015-09-14]
#663

What game is Beej yelling at now?

— Graham [2015-09-14]
#662

r u srs rn y/n

— Cameron
#661

Nyeeeeeeh! I'm a roach!

— Alex [2015-09-11]
#660

Oh sweet! His light bulb's open!

— Alex [2015-09-11]
#659

Open your brain so I can shoot you in it.

— Alex [2015-09-11]
#658

Hey! It's my innards! Screen obscured!

— Cameron [2015-09-09]
#657

I'm like on the edge of my spoops right now.

— Serge [2015-09-09]
#656

That penguin and that dog are gonna fight... or lrrEFF !

— Beej [2015-09-07]
#655

Here! Have this guy!

— Paul [2015-09-07]
#654

Don't put your eyeballs on the table!

— Graham [2015-09-07]
#653

I do not want an arms race

— Kathleen [2015-09-07]
#652

What I like most about the size of my penis is that it works either way.

— Graham [2015-09-05]
#651

Whatever you do, do NOT quit to DOS. We DON'T have DOS!

— Graham [2015-09-04]
#650

You're a bad Satan. You're bad at Satan.

— Graham [2015-09-04]
#649

Eat ball, Satan!

— Alex [2015-09-04]
#648

Here's a hand I prepared earlier.

— Graham [2015-09-04]