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  1. #964
    I'm fighting Febreeze.
    — Beej [2015-10-26]
  2. #963
    I keep playing with these things down between my legs.
    — Beej [2015-10-26]
  3. #962
    Lay off with the electrical butts!
    — Paul [2015-10-26]
  4. #961
    I hate to say this... no wait, I don't hate to say this at all!
    — Paul [2015-10-26]
  5. #960
    I'm going to go ahead and ignore that bad advice... because it's bad advice.
    — Paul [2015-10-26]
  6. #959
    Pro tip: don't eat gallium.
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  7. #958
    Thank God! I thought I was stupid.
    — Kathleen [2015-10-26]
  8. #957
    I don't NEED to know... Once it's out of my body, I don't care.
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  9. #956
    Why is there team Mystery Snot?!
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  10. #955
    You'll probably KNOW if you have blood coming out of your nose.
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  11. #954
    Rogue space pooper...
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  12. #953
    Great! Here's your death ray! Blorp!
    — Kathleen [2015-10-26]
  13. #952
    They may have been an elk.
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  14. #951
    Why the balls? Why always the balls?
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  15. #950
    Behind the ocean...
    — Kathleen [2015-10-26]
  16. #949
    My Bittorrents are clogged with Cena!
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  17. #948
    No, you know what? lrrEFF the Shetlands!
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  18. #947
    Any amount of the thing would be good.
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  19. #946
    Never send a man to do a weagle's job.
    — Kathleen [2015-10-25]
  20. #945
    I don't need to get every coin. // This is a big step; you've made real progress here today.
    — Graham & Paul [2015-10-07]
  21. #944
    We're throwing our money away, but it does hurt them when it hits.
    — Graham [2015-10-24]
  22. #943
    Why is a stick 100 gold coins?
    — Cameron [2015-10-24]
  23. #942
    Prepare to die, kneecaps!
    — Paul [2015-10-24]
  24. #941
    You're like the anti-fun...
    — Adam [2015-10-24]
  25. #940
    lrrEFF ! lrrEFF ing Sub Notifier! Shit! You lrrEFF ed up my shit, asshole!
    — Adam

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