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#827
Feed Clay Aiken. He's hungry...
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Kathleen
[2015-10-12]
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#826
Don't pull up Pinterest! They'll think a girl works here!
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Kathleen
[2015-10-12]
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#825
I wanna ride the space bullet!
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Alex
[2015-10-09]
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#824
I need to touch a butt. I feel bad.
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Alex
[2015-10-09]
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#823
I've been saving the left hand for this...
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Heather
[2015-10-09]
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#822
I've been in its butt...
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Alex
[2015-10-09]
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#821
We can look at the *** now!
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Alex
[2015-10-09]
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#820
The butt! The butt will save us!
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Alex
[2015-10-09]
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#819
Let's not die virgins...
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Alex
[2015-10-09]
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#818
I like how it has a face.
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Alex
[2015-10-09]
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#817
I WILL touch the butt now.
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Alex
[2015-10-09]
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#816
I'm not kink-shaming the robot.
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Cameron
[2015-10-09]
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#815
Why are you fisting that?
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Cameron
[2015-10-09]
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#814
You have a room that you go to specifically to hallucinate?
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Cameron
[2015-10-09]
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#813
Catherine: Not a butt.
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Heather
[2015-10-09]
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#812
Why the *** am I super hurt? I need to find a butt.
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Alex
[2015-10-09]
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#811
Sometimes subways go in the sky.
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Graham
[2015-10-08]
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#810
You are now hearing the dulcet tones of someone getting gunned down!
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Graham
[2015-10-08]
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#809
Oh my shittles!
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Graham
[2015-10-08]
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#808
Also... OW!
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James
[2015-10-08]
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#807
It sucks to be spam.
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James
[2015-10-08]
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#806
Jesus is coming out of the walls?
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Graham
[2015-10-03]
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#805
I am not searching for Jesus...
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Beej
[2015-10-03]
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#804
Ooh, xvidcore.dll not fou- [stream offline]
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Graham
[2015-10-05]
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#803
I own you...
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Graham
[2015-10-07]
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