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#459

It's cool that it actually lights things on fire... including, uh... rock?

— Paul [2015-07-15]
#458

By the way kids, let's talk about murder.

— Kathleen [2015-07-15]
#457

EVERYBODY gets death!

— Cameron [2015-07-14]
#456

Our modernist nightmare is swiftly turning into just a regular nightmare.

— Cameron [2015-07-14]
#455

I'm going to need everyone to clench for the greater good.

— Cameron [2015-07-14]
#454

Wow... Kirby's a dom.

— Beej [2015-07-13]
#453

lrrEFF you, monkey!

— Beej [2015-07-13]
#452

It might be on a thing that we break and fall to its doom... Or it might just be here.

— Heather [2015-07-13]
#451

Just roll with it.

— Heather [2015-07-13]
#450

I hit that kid with a hot dog. FOOD FIGHT!

— Beej [2015-07-13]
#449

I fridged Kirby!

— Beej [2015-07-13]
#448

That seems like a pretty good tactic: throwing your face at someone.

— Heather [2015-07-13]
#447

Why did I swallow the music?

— Beej [2015-07-13]
#446

You hear that, Brain? You're on notice.

— Paul [2015-07-13]
#445

Ah! DEATH is over here. Interesting. Well, if I ever need death, I know where to go.

— Paul [2015-07-13]
#444

I am scient-esque.

— Cameron [2015-07-09]
#443

We're all going to die. It's going to be fine.

— Cameron [2015-07-09]
#442

I don't like eating food that makes me immediately excrete something.

— Julie [2015-07-09]
#441

Don't be selfish, Chat! This isn't about you!

— Cameron [2015-07-09]
#440

I don't know what that is. Is it one of those animoos?

— Cameron [2015-07-09]
#439

People love playing near traffic!

— Cameron [2015-07-09]
#438

Reach for the skybox.

— RebelliousUno [2015-07-09]
#437

<soft sobbing>

— James [2015-07-09]
#436

I didn't save! I was too busy freaking out!

— James [2015-07-09]
#435

I never loved you! I never loved you or your mother! You were a mistake!

— James [2015-07-09]