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  1. #789
    I swear to God, you pogo motherfuckers!
    — Alex [2015-10-06]
  2. #788
    The spikes aren't ghosts.
    — Heather [2015-10-06]
  3. #787
    I'm going to find my way to that hole down there.
    — Beej [2015-10-05]
  4. #786
    We need ladies with arms!
    — Paul [2015-10-05]
  5. #785
    Uh oh! She's gone full chortle!
    — Graham [2015-10-05]
  6. #784
    Fish are suck.
    — Kathleen [2015-10-05]
  7. #783
    This is not how the sausage is made! This is how the sausage disintegrates!
    — Graham [2015-10-05]
  8. #782
    I'm not super hot, but I am a little itchy.
    — Graham [2015-10-03]
  9. #781
    Where are their heads at? I was going to put shoe on head! What the fuck?!
    — Alex [2015-10-02]
  10. #780
    I'm not going to stop, but I'm sorry.
    — Beej [2015-10-02]
  11. #779
    Oh my God! I'm inside your girlfriend?! That's *** weird!
    — Alex [2015-10-02]
  12. #778
    I don't want to touch the butt anymore! I'm scared!
    — Alex [2015-10-02]
  13. #777
    It seems like our DUNBAT is a person...
    — Alex [2015-10-02]
  14. #776
    I want to go to the toilet! I want to pretend to take a shit!
    — Alex [2015-10-02]
  15. #775
    What kind of weird dipshit picks up an eye?
    — Alex [2015-10-02]
  16. #774
    I don't think we need to use the butt right now.
    — Alex [2015-10-02]
  17. #773
    Maybe I can touch some of these butts...
    — Alex [2015-10-02]
  18. #772
    Choose which combination of guys you want to kill you.
    — Paul [2015-10-02]
  19. #771
    I lost my WUBRG!
    — Paul [2015-10-02]
  20. #770
    Knife or Pool Cue?!
    — Cameron [2015-10-02]
  21. #769
    I'm jokes. Go ahead.
    — Graham [2015-10-02]
  22. #768
    Real talk: don't Fulton your horse.
    — Kathleen [2015-10-01]
  23. #767
    We're in ACTUAL Afghanistan.
    — Graham [2015-10-01]
  24. #766
    We're going to put this guy in the *** blender!
    — Adam [2015-10-01]
  25. #765
    Counter this, dickhead! Don't counter it!
    — Adam [2015-10-01]

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