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#756
Everyone has to have a dream shave once in a while.
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Heather
[2015-09-28]
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#755
Stop eating me...
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Paul
[2015-09-28]
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#754
I did that TOO well...
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Paul
[2015-09-28]
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#753
I've never had a beard. I've been trying for years.
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Kathleen
[2015-09-28]
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#752
Just 'We're not responsible.' is probably enough.
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Paul
[2015-09-28]
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#751
Oh Fuck! I launched Battle.net!
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Kathleen
[2015-09-28]
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#750
James is a terrible enabler.
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Paul
[2015-09-28]
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#749
I don't want to show the Chat my underdrawers.
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Kathleen
[2015-09-28]
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#748
I think that my particular skin tone is shitty.
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Kathleen
[2015-09-28]
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#747
Catherine is lodged firmly in our robo-butt.
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Alex
[2015-09-25]
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#746
How many times are you going to make me kill people for their power?
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Alex
[2015-09-25]
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#745
*singing* I was touched in the roooo-butt...
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Alex
[2015-09-25]
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#744
Touch the butt!
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Alex
[2015-09-25]
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#743
Tonight, James get bottled.
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Alex
[2015-09-25]
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#742
I touched the ro-butt...
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Alex
[2015-09-25]
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#741
I think that I am Captain Brainulon.
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Alex
[2015-09-25]
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#740
Electricity hurts!
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Heather
[2015-09-25]
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#739
Free T-shirt!
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Heather
[2015-09-25]
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#738
Force... spuck?
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Graham
[2015-09-25]
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#737
To be fair, I AM a guy with a beard...
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Graham
[2015-09-24]
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#736
That is statistically ludicrous!
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Graham
[2015-09-24]
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#735
Your best bet is to turn off Magic Online... and get into the Sea.
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Graham
[2015-09-24]
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#734
I'm looking forward to drafting more MGS5 tonight.
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Graham
[2015-09-24]
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#733
I just killed one. Is that helping it?
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James
[2015-09-24]
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#732
This ain't fish hard.
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James
[2015-09-24]
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