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#784
Fish are suck.
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Kathleen
[2015-10-05]
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#783
This is not how the sausage is made! This is how the sausage disintegrates!
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Graham
[2015-10-05]
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#782
I'm not super hot, but I am a little itchy.
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Graham
[2015-10-03]
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#781
Where are their heads at? I was going to put shoe on head! What the fuck?!
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Alex
[2015-10-02]
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#780
I'm not going to stop, but I'm sorry.
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Beej
[2015-10-02]
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#779
Oh my God! I'm inside your girlfriend?! That's *** weird!
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Alex
[2015-10-02]
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#778
I don't want to touch the butt anymore! I'm scared!
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Alex
[2015-10-02]
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#777
It seems like our DUNBAT is a person...
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Alex
[2015-10-02]
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#776
I want to go to the toilet! I want to pretend to take a shit!
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Alex
[2015-10-02]
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#775
What kind of weird dipshit picks up an eye?
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Alex
[2015-10-02]
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#774
I don't think we need to use the butt right now.
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Alex
[2015-10-02]
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#773
Maybe I can touch some of these butts...
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Alex
[2015-10-02]
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#772
Choose which combination of guys you want to kill you.
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Paul
[2015-10-02]
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#771
I lost my WUBRG!
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Paul
[2015-10-02]
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#770
Knife or Pool Cue?!
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Cameron
[2015-10-02]
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#769
I'm jokes. Go ahead.
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Graham
[2015-10-02]
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#768
Real talk: don't Fulton your horse.
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Kathleen
[2015-10-01]
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#767
We're in ACTUAL Afghanistan.
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Graham
[2015-10-01]
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#766
We're going to put this guy in the *** blender!
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Adam
[2015-10-01]
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#765
Counter this, dickhead! Don't counter it!
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Adam
[2015-10-01]
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#764
Me and Cam are geniuses! We're the best!
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Adam
[2015-10-01]
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#763
Oh yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah...
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Cameron, James, and Adam,
simultaneously
[2015-10-01]
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#762
Why do you want me to punch Adam? I'm not saying 'No' I'm just asking why?
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Graham
[2015-10-01]
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#761
Look at how awesome I am at making this unnecessarily challenging for me.
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Graham
[2015-09-30]
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#760
Crap! Damnit! Damn crap! Aw butts!
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Graham
[2015-09-30]
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