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  1. #708
    I don't think there's any experimentation going on here...
    — Heather [2015-09-21]
  2. #707
    BAD THING!
    — Beej [2015-09-21]
  3. #706
    I like holes.
    — Beej [2015-09-21]
  4. #705
    Who needs complete sentences?
    — Paul [2015-09-21]
  5. #704
    Maybe it's just me, but I feel that as I get farther in the game, it gets harder.
    — Paul [2015-09-21]
  6. #703
    If you aren't careful, I'll completely ignore you, and then where will we be?
    — Paul [2015-09-21]
  7. #702
    I believe in you. And more importantly, I believe in me.
    — Paul [2015-09-21]
  8. #701
    I feel like lava is bad...
    — Paul [2015-09-21]
  9. #700
    It's like a Cajun ghost...
    — Paul [2015-09-21]
  10. #699
    All the bits are sticking to me.
    — Paul [2015-09-21]
  11. #698
    I am... off...
    — Kathleen [2015-09-21]
  12. #697
    God this song is old, now I'm old!
    — Adam [2015-09-19]
  13. #696
    There are many things I need in life. Respawning *** ghosts are not one of them.
    — Alex [2015-09-18]
  14. #695
    Why did your thing go off?
    — Beej [2015-09-18]
  15. #694
    Turn to your left and flash her.
    — Beej [2015-09-18]
  16. #693
    Oh! My squiggly spooch!
    — Cameron [2015-09-16]
  17. #692
    Hey! There's my innards!
    — Cameron [2015-09-16]
  18. #691
    Put the blood back in! Put the blood back in! We need that!
    — Cameron [2015-09-16]
  19. #690
    That guy barfed on me!
    — Paul [2015-09-16]
  20. #689
    I just noticed that Trip has a big hole in her butt.
    — Paul [2015-09-16]
  21. #688
    It IS a modal dialogue! I was right the entire time!
    — Cori [2015-09-15]
  22. #687
    Who is responsible this?
    — Cori [2015-09-15]
  23. #686
    It's like the Shania Twain of pastries.
    — Julie [2015-09-15]
  24. #685
    It's still vibrating...
    — Julie [2015-09-15]
  25. #684
    Microsoft has bad ideas...
    — Julie [2015-09-15]

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