Quotes – LRRbot

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#820

The butt! The butt will save us!

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#819

Let's not die virgins...

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#818

I like how it has a face.

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#817

I WILL touch the butt now.

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#816

I'm not kink-shaming the robot.

— Cameron [2015-10-09]
#815

Why are you fisting that?

— Cameron [2015-10-09]
#814

You have a room that you go to specifically to hallucinate?

— Cameron [2015-10-09]
#813

Catherine: Not a butt.

— Heather [2015-10-09]
#812

Why the *** am I super hurt? I need to find a butt.

— Alex [2015-10-09]
#811

Sometimes subways go in the sky.

— Graham [2015-10-08]
#810

You are now hearing the dulcet tones of someone getting gunned down!

— Graham [2015-10-08]
#809

Oh my shittles!

— Graham [2015-10-08]
#808

Also... OW!

— James [2015-10-08]
#807

It sucks to be spam.

— James [2015-10-08]
#806

Jesus is coming out of the walls?

— Graham [2015-10-03]
#805

I am not searching for Jesus...

— Beej [2015-10-03]
#804

Ooh, xvidcore.dll not fou- [stream offline]

— Graham [2015-10-05]
#803

I own you...

— Graham [2015-10-07]
#802

Because these guys suck at butts!

— Graham [2015-10-07]
#801

LRRbot back to old unhelpful self.

— Paul [2015-10-07]
#800

What is a Yeti if not just a massive beard?

— Paul [2015-10-07]
#799

Your aim is true, *** bird.

— Graham [2015-10-07]
#798

That was amazing and terrible.

— Graham [2015-10-07]
#797

Also, a fish...

— Paul [2015-10-07]
#796

You're the wrong shape.

— Paul [2015-10-07]