Quotes

I would love to be mauled by a Jesus metaphor more than you possibly know.

I do like busty young women.

Wouldn't you piss yourself if you were being abducted by a *** albatross?

It's Harry Potter's forehead! I finally got that bastard!

I paid 5 Hundred Thousand Pounds for this...

Stab *** is my Cannibal Corpse cover band.

Don't make out with your Grandpa, kids.

Why did I buy 4 identical plates?

The resources I like to manage are health and bullets.

I like words. Words are great.

Chat isn't terrible, they're just wrong about everything. No offence.

I'm very disappointed that those guys aren't more explosive.

There's a technique using your thumb that tends to work.

All I need is a ladle and I will become the Avatar of Death!

Being a girl is awesome!

I'll call you "Chicken Fucker"! Buh-gawk!

Why can't you be a normal state, like Wyoming?

Where the *** is Wales?

It's always Goddamn Brazil!

but dangit i need the Moonbase address before this hat goes bad

Yeah, I'm pretty great.

Does the game know I'm streaming?

I'm not making a lot of contact with the balls.

Smoke Elfroot evry day