Quotes – LRRbot

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#650

You're a bad Satan. You're bad at Satan.

— Graham [2015-09-04]
#649

Eat ball, Satan!

— Alex [2015-09-04]
#648

Here's a hand I prepared earlier.

— Graham [2015-09-04]
#647

We may just need clearance to lrrEFF .

— Alex [2015-09-04]
#646

She has a disproportionately large donk.

— Graham [2015-09-04]
#645

That was a thing I agreed to do.

— Cameron [2015-09-04]
#644

Time for some up-sheep...

— Graham [2015-09-03]
#643

Stop breathing.

— Graham [2015-09-03]
#642

Never go axe to mouth.

— Cameron [2015-09-02]
#641

*music from Father Gascoigne's stage, replaced by "Get the thing"s*

— Cameron [2015-09-02]
#640

*crushes fly* Hah! I read your book, you son of a bitch!

— Cameron [2015-09-02]
#639

Aim for the head! It's the big part!

— Cameron [2015-09-02]
#638

Does HE have an anus?

— Julie [2015-09-02]
#637

Everything's edible if you try hard enough.

— Cameron [2015-09-02]
#636

I know what General syndrome is because I have general syndrome. You are all shitty pawns you made me lose.

— Kathleen [2015-08-28]
#635

Every one of those men was 10 kittens in a suit.

— Graham [2015-09-02]
#634

You went over the falls and you didn't discover them?

— Paul [2015-09-02]
#633

Oh my God! I can EAT IT?!

— Alex [2015-09-01]
#632

Sorry, stop, rewind, play.

— Alex [2015-09-01]
#631

Are you North America? Sir?

— Alex [2015-09-01]
#630

Was that just Andy Serkis's family photos?

— Paul [2015-08-31]
#629

I just broke that gun's neck.

— Paul [2015-08-31]
#628

That wall was angry...

— Paul [2015-08-31]
#627

Monkey has a crop circle on his back. That seems bad.

— Paul [2015-08-31]
#626

Why can't I quit you, prop gold bar?

— Cameron, on Feed Dump [2014-11-26]