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  1. #477
    Why have I not heard of this card? Probably because it's terrible.
    — Graham [2015-07-18]
  2. #476
    You don't actually watch my stream? lrrEFF you, then.
    — Adam [2015-07-18]
  3. #475
    The sword is sufficiently metal.
    — BusTed [2015-07-18]
  4. #474
    Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones! They're the modern Stone-Age lrrEFF !
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  5. #473
    No, we are not going to *** Butts.
    — Suzie [2015-07-17]
  6. #472
    I would love to lrrEFF a wheelchair!
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  7. #471
    Do you want to fight an optional goat?
    — Suzie [2015-07-17]
  8. #470
    Cram a canal!
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  9. #469
    Go grab your junk.
    — Suzie [2015-07-17]
  10. #468
    I'm changing to the good film.
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  11. #467
    *** I can eat hair if I want to! I can eat a hairpie!
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  12. #466
    I don't keep track of a lot of things I say while I'm streaming.
    — Graham [2015-07-16]
  13. #465
    Please stop talking about my genitals! Mr. Dominator, sir, could you please stop talking about my erection.
    — Graham [2015-07-16]
  14. #464
    Why are we jumping ONTO the mountain?
    — Graham [2015-07-16]
  15. #463
    That really sounds like a stupid-ass play... which makes it kind of tempting.
    — James [2015-07-16]
  16. #462
    I would eat your fortress.
    — James [2015-07-16]
  17. #461
    That's where I store my birth control: on the roof!
    — Graham [2015-07-15]
  18. #460
    You're going to have to kill 5 monkeys to make up for that.
    — Paul [2015-07-15]
  19. #459
    It's cool that it actually lights things on fire... including, uh... rock?
    — Paul [2015-07-15]
  20. #458
    By the way kids, let's talk about murder.
    — Kathleen [2015-07-15]
  21. #457
    EVERYBODY gets death!
    — Cameron [2015-07-14]
  22. #456
    Our modernist nightmare is swiftly turning into just a regular nightmare.
    — Cameron [2015-07-14]
  23. #455
    I'm going to need everyone to clench for the greater good.
    — Cameron [2015-07-14]
  24. #454
    Wow... Kirby's a dom.
    — Beej [2015-07-13]
  25. #453
    lrrEFF you, monkey!
    — Beej [2015-07-13]