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#477
Why have I not heard of this card? Probably because it's terrible.
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Graham
[2015-07-18]
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#476
You don't actually watch my stream? lrrEFF you, then.
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Adam
[2015-07-18]
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#475
The sword is sufficiently metal.
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BusTed
[2015-07-18]
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#474
Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones! They're the modern Stone-Age lrrEFF !
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Alex
[2015-07-17]
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#473
No, we are not going to *** Butts.
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Suzie
[2015-07-17]
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#472
I would love to lrrEFF a wheelchair!
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Alex
[2015-07-17]
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#471
Do you want to fight an optional goat?
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Suzie
[2015-07-17]
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#470
Cram a canal!
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Alex
[2015-07-17]
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#469
Go grab your junk.
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Suzie
[2015-07-17]
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#468
I'm changing to the good film.
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Alex
[2015-07-17]
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#467
*** I can eat hair if I want to! I can eat a hairpie!
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Alex
[2015-07-17]
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#466
I don't keep track of a lot of things I say while I'm streaming.
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Graham
[2015-07-16]
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#465
Please stop talking about my genitals! Mr. Dominator, sir, could you please stop talking about my erection.
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Graham
[2015-07-16]
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#464
Why are we jumping ONTO the mountain?
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Graham
[2015-07-16]
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#463
That really sounds like a stupid-ass play... which makes it kind of tempting.
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James
[2015-07-16]
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#462
I would eat your fortress.
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James
[2015-07-16]
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#461
That's where I store my birth control: on the roof!
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Graham
[2015-07-15]
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#460
You're going to have to kill 5 monkeys to make up for that.
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Paul
[2015-07-15]
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#459
It's cool that it actually lights things on fire... including, uh... rock?
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Paul
[2015-07-15]
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#458
By the way kids, let's talk about murder.
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Kathleen
[2015-07-15]
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#457
EVERYBODY gets death!
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Cameron
[2015-07-14]
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#456
Our modernist nightmare is swiftly turning into just a regular nightmare.
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Cameron
[2015-07-14]
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#455
I'm going to need everyone to clench for the greater good.
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Cameron
[2015-07-14]
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#454
Wow... Kirby's a dom.
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Beej
[2015-07-13]
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#453
lrrEFF you, monkey!
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Beej
[2015-07-13]