Quotes – LRRbot

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#594

Don't punch it again... You idiot.

— Kathleen [2015-08-19]
#593

n0rm99! Thank you for BLOCKING MY SCREEN!

— Beej [2015-08-17]
#592

Why do you not want to kiss me?!

— Heather [2015-08-17]
#591

How fast is JESUS?

— Beej [2015-08-17]
#590

Ah, excellent! I've been needing to take a poop for so long...

— Paul [2015-08-17]
#589

I needed to ride the sweet potato boat, and I didn't.

— Heather [2015-08-16]
#588

And now we poop again!

— Cori [2015-08-14]
#587

Are we dead? I don't remember dying.

— Cori [2015-08-14]
#586

ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! I SCREAM!

— Alex [2015-08-14]
#585

You are INSIDE the anime.

— Cori [2015-08-14]
#584

Can we smooch the bear?

— James [2015-08-13]
#583

I'm wasting cards, err tokens, err tickets! Whatever they're called in this game!

— Cameron [2015-08-12]
#582

Everything involves stabbing in this.

— Paul [2015-08-12]
#581

I did not ask for a lightning enema.

— Alex [2015-08-11]
#580

I'm apparently getting death threats today. It's almost quaint.

— Alex [2015-08-11]
#579

Oh no! We lived somehow!

— Alex [2015-08-11]
#578

Lava? We can distract you with cake.

— Heather [2015-08-10]
#577

I AM PISS!

— Beej [2015-08-10]
#576

I'm getting all fat and *** up.

— Beej [2015-08-10]
#575

I am the toilets.

— Beej [2015-08-10]
#574

How could you get bored?! You're in the process of a fight!

— Paul [2015-08-10]
#573

How many people in this game are named Menendez?

— Graham [2015-08-06]
#572

Why is this still vibrating?!

— Graham [2015-08-06]
#571

Secrets, secrets, secrets... Put them in my mouth.

— James [2015-08-06]
#570

I'm all undressed now.

— James [2015-08-06]