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  1. #647
    We may just need clearance to lrrEFF .
    — Alex [2015-09-04]
  2. #646
    She has a disproportionately large donk.
    — Graham [2015-09-04]
  3. #645
    That was a thing I agreed to do.
    — Cameron [2015-09-04]
  4. #644
    Time for some up-sheep...
    — Graham [2015-09-03]
  5. #643
    Stop breathing.
    — Graham [2015-09-03]
  6. #642
    Never go axe to mouth.
    — Cameron [2015-09-02]
  7. #641
    *music from Father Gascoigne's stage, replaced by "Get the thing"s*
    — Cameron [2015-09-02]
  8. #640
    *crushes fly* Hah! I read your book, you son of a bitch!
    — Cameron [2015-09-02]
  9. #639
    Aim for the head! It's the big part!
    — Cameron [2015-09-02]
  10. #638
    Does HE have an anus?
    — Julie [2015-09-02]
  11. #637
    Everything's edible if you try hard enough.
    — Cameron [2015-09-02]
  12. #636
    I know what General syndrome is because I have general syndrome. You are all shitty pawns you made me lose.
    — Kathleen [2015-08-28]
  13. #635
    Every one of those men was 10 kittens in a suit.
    — Graham [2015-09-02]
  14. #634
    You went over the falls and you didn't discover them?
    — Paul [2015-09-02]
  15. #633
    Oh my God! I can EAT IT?!
    — Alex [2015-09-01]
  16. #632
    Sorry, stop, rewind, play.
    — Alex [2015-09-01]
  17. #631
    Are you North America? Sir?
    — Alex [2015-09-01]
  18. #630
    Was that just Andy Serkis's family photos?
    — Paul [2015-08-31]
  19. #629
    I just broke that gun's neck.
    — Paul [2015-08-31]
  20. #628
    That wall was angry...
    — Paul [2015-08-31]
  21. #627
    Monkey has a crop circle on his back. That seems bad.
    — Paul [2015-08-31]
  22. #626
    Why can't I quit you, prop gold bar?
    — Cameron, on Feed Dump [2014-11-26]
  23. #625
    There's Mormons!
    — Alex [2015-08-28]
  24. #624
    Yes. Let's grope this.
    — Suzie [2015-08-28]
  25. #623
    Does she have a velociraptor in her tits?
    — Suzie [2015-08-28]

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