Quotes – LRRbot

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#392

Hi, I like Beej but I occasionally hit him

— Serge [2015-07-01]
#391

Your money's rolling away.

— Serge [2015-06-30]
#390

Alright, let's swappy mappy thingy...

— Serge [2015-06-30]
#389

SMASH THE STATE!

— Alex
#388

They've already switched to butts language...

— Serge [2015-06-30]
#387

I'm making progress... I don't quite know why, but I'm making progress.

— Paul [2015-06-29]
#386

I didn't expect that to work...

— Paul [2015-06-29]
#385

This clipboard will protect me!

— Paul [2015-06-29]
#384

I thought that was a window. Turns out there wasn't any glass.

— Paul [2015-06-29]
#383

The trees have stopped having sex.

— Graham [2015-06-29]
#382

Is this what being cocky feels like?

— Ian [2015-06-27]
#381

Am I a bad for seeing that coming and not saying anything?

— Paul [2015-06-27]
#380

I'm going to hack things up here—Oh, wait, it just worked.

— Ian [2015-06-27]
#379

Significant reduction of Steve.

— Alex [2015-06-26]
#378

I'm not smoking cats.

— Alex [2015-06-26]
#377

I'm stupid and I deserve to be eaten by a smoke monster.

— Alex [2015-06-26]
#376

You can stick your didgeridoo up your ass!

— Alex [2015-06-26]
#375

... which is probably OK... or not... Whatevs...

— Cameron [2015-06-24]
#374

Just give it a little toot, then get out the window.

— Graham [2015-06-24]
#372

This is Black Flag with babies! This is great!

— Kathleen [2015-06-23]
#371

God, your characters as such lucksacks.

— Kathleen [2015-06-23]
#370

I'm sorry guys. I'm too good.

— Paul [2015-06-22]
#369

Let's paint the town blue! And by "the town" I mean the small piece of the town... that is right there.

— Paul [2015-06-22]
#368

Let's bring up the nudes.

— Graham [2015-06-22]
#367

The moonbase just doesn't matter

— Adam