Quotes – LRRbot

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#943

Why is a stick 100 gold coins?

— Cameron [2015-10-24]
#942

Prepare to die, kneecaps!

— Paul [2015-10-24]
#941

You're like the anti-fun...

— Adam [2015-10-24]
#940

lrrEFF ! lrrEFF ing Sub Notifier! Shit! You lrrEFF ed up my shit, asshole!

— Adam
#939

I'm all whacked out on hootie gems.

— Adam [2015-10-24]
#938

Why the lrrEFF am I PacMan?

— Adam [2015-10-24]
#937

It looks like I'm staring at my crotch!

— Adam [2015-10-24]
#936

I feel like I'm in a Pepsi ad.

— Alex [2015-10-23]
#935

I'm really sad about that. I have empathy for a sound effect.

— Alex [2015-10-23]
#934

When does a WALL follow you?

— Alex [2015-10-23]
#933

What kind of masturbation sounds like THIS to you?

— Alex [2015-10-23]
#932

The great thing about this is that I think it would be easy to add a shitload of WHOOPS!

— Alex [2015-10-23]
#931

I've never been so afraid of red pixels before.

— Alex [2015-10-23]
#930

Luckily, we're about to get killed.

— Alex [2015-10-23]
#929

Here's what's up: we don't remember our own jokes very well.

— Graham [2015-10-22]
#928

lrrEFF the whole first part of this song.

— Graham [2015-10-22]
#927

James: I'm gonna touch this.

— Graham [2015-10-22]
#926

I put a thing in it.

— Graham [2015-10-22]
#925

'You're married. You score every night.' You've obviously never been married. HIYO!

— James [2015-10-22]
#924

ec_as_that with the 20-month resub. FUCK!

— James [2015-10-22]
#923

Damn you, canonical ending!

— Paul [2015-10-21]
#922

Stop chuckin' mah shit!

— Graham [2015-10-21]
#921

If you're filming the Smurfs, you've got bigger problems.

— Graham [2015-10-21]
#920

I can't eat diamonds!

— Paul [2015-10-21]
#919

Rocket-powered robot dongs...

— Paul [2015-10-21]