Quotes – LRRbot

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#620

I do like busty young women.

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#619

Wouldn't you piss yourself if you were being abducted by a *** albatross?

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#618

It's Harry Potter's forehead! I finally got that bastard!

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#617

I paid 5 Hundred Thousand Pounds for this...

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#616

Stab *** is my Cannibal Corpse cover band.

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#615

Don't make out with your Grandpa, kids.

— Suzie [2015-08-28]
#614

Why did I buy 4 identical plates?

— Alex [2015-08-28]
#613

The resources I like to manage are health and bullets.

— Alex [2015-08-27]
#612

I like words. Words are great.

— Alex [2015-08-27]
#611

Chat isn't terrible, they're just wrong about everything. No offence.

— Cameron [2015-08-26]
#610

I'm very disappointed that those guys aren't more explosive.

— Paul [2015-08-26]
#609

There's a technique using your thumb that tends to work.

— Alex [2015-08-25]
#608

All I need is a ladle and I will become the Avatar of Death!

— Kathleen [2015-08-25]
#607

Being a girl is awesome!

— Heather [2015-08-25]
#605

I'll call you "Chicken Fucker"! Buh-gawk!

— Alex [2015-08-21]
#604

Why can't you be a normal state, like Wyoming?

— Alex [2015-08-21]
#603

Where the *** is Wales?

— Alex [2015-08-21]
#602

It's always Goddamn Brazil!

— Alex [2015-08-21]
#601

but dangit i need the Moonbase address before this hat goes bad

— TehAmelie [2015-08-21]
#600

Yeah, I'm pretty great.

— Graham [2015-08-20]
#599

Does the game know I'm streaming?

— Graham [2015-08-20]
#598

I'm not making a lot of contact with the balls.

— Graham [2015-08-20]
#597

Smoke Elfroot evry day

— James [2015-08-20]
#596

Ashes to Ashes, BRRRRRT to BRRRRRT

— Cameron [2015-08-19]
#595

The T-70 has a potato for optics, Estonian potato optics"

— Cameron [2015-08-19]