Quotes – LRRbot

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#731

If we can do the fish jump, we can do ANYTHING!

— James [2015-09-24]
#730

Dude, YOU'RE tilting?

— James [2015-09-24]
#729

Wait. That's just ACTUAL spam...

— James [2015-09-24]
#728

Fine. Whatever. Screw you. I don't need the slender.

— James [2015-09-24]
#727

One, two... whoops!

— James [2015-09-24]
#726

Those aren't fish at all!

— James [2015-09-24]
#725

Shit, Graham's gone. Let's do it.

— Cameron [2015-09-23]
#724

Ohhhhh fudge-ems...

— Graham [2015-09-23]
#723

I was Waluigi... very briefly... and I'm a block.

— Paul [2015-09-23]
#722

We can stream... nothing... happening...

— Paul [2015-09-23]
#721

That's just an ocean of ghosts...

— Paul [2015-09-23]
#720

Is this... progress... maybe?

— Paul [2015-09-23]
#719

I think most people need eyelids, Cori.

— Ian [2015-09-22]
#718

Beej has ears, right?

— Cori [2015-09-22]
#717

I don't remember what Beej looks like.

— Cori [2015-09-22]
#716

It's just snowing indoors.

— Cori [2015-09-22]
#715

Holy shit, that's a lot of love... That's disgusting.

— Alex [2015-09-22]
#714

Is this Monster Craigslist?

— Alex [2015-09-22]
#713

I love you, Goat Mom...

— Alex [2015-09-22]
#712

I don't actually think I'm going to flirt with my mom...

— Alex [2015-09-22]
#711

I thought this was a bake fail...

— Alex [2015-09-22]
#710

Let's go up Heather.

— Kathleen [2015-09-22]
#709

Every morning, I get a beach episode.

— Beej [2015-09-21]
#708

I don't think there's any experimentation going on here...

— Heather [2015-09-21]
#707

BAD THING!

— Beej [2015-09-21]