Quotes – LRRbot

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#445

Ah! DEATH is over here. Interesting. Well, if I ever need death, I know where to go.

— Paul [2015-07-13]
#444

I am scient-esque.

— Cameron [2015-07-09]
#443

We're all going to die. It's going to be fine.

— Cameron [2015-07-09]
#442

I don't like eating food that makes me immediately excrete something.

— Julie [2015-07-09]
#441

Don't be selfish, Chat! This isn't about you!

— Cameron [2015-07-09]
#440

I don't know what that is. Is it one of those animoos?

— Cameron [2015-07-09]
#439

People love playing near traffic!

— Cameron [2015-07-09]
#438

Reach for the skybox.

— RebelliousUno [2015-07-09]
#437

<soft sobbing>

— James [2015-07-09]
#436

I didn't save! I was too busy freaking out!

— James [2015-07-09]
#435

I never loved you! I never loved you or your mother! You were a mistake!

— James [2015-07-09]
#434

Oh there IS breathing...

— James [2015-07-09]
#433

Are lasers just better?

— James [2015-07-09]
#432

I am a genius! *moments later* Oh God! Oh Jesus!

— James [2015-07-09]
#430

Whoa! That man's got shooty guns!

— James [2015-07-09]
#429

Silly James! Go away!

— James [2015-07-09]
#428

We've got 'Sword of Immune to Goyf.'

— Cameron [2015-07-08]
#427

No Sol Ring for you! Wait, he's got the mana! I'm drunk!

— Cameron [2015-07-08]
#426

Now... as is so often the case in this game, why did I do that?

— Paul [2015-07-08]
#425

I'm dumb. That's good.

— Paul [2015-07-08]
#424

If you're going to poop stars, do it in your subconscious.

— Ash [2015-07-08]
#423

Please tell me I can eat the train.

— Heather [2015-07-08]
#422

I'd be soft and pink.

— Heather [2015-07-08]
#421

Give me your butt!

— Heather [2015-07-08]
#420

Get inside my gun!

— Alex [2015-07-07]