Quotes – LRRbot

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#781

Where are their heads at? I was going to put shoe on head! What the fuck?!

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#780

I'm not going to stop, but I'm sorry.

— Beej [2015-10-02]
#779

Oh my God! I'm inside your girlfriend?! That's *** weird!

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#778

I don't want to touch the butt anymore! I'm scared!

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#777

It seems like our DUNBAT is a person...

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#776

I want to go to the toilet! I want to pretend to take a shit!

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#775

What kind of weird dipshit picks up an eye?

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#774

I don't think we need to use the butt right now.

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#773

Maybe I can touch some of these butts...

— Alex [2015-10-02]
#772

Choose which combination of guys you want to kill you.

— Paul [2015-10-02]
#771

I lost my WUBRG!

— Paul [2015-10-02]
#770

Knife or Pool Cue?!

— Cameron [2015-10-02]
#769

I'm jokes. Go ahead.

— Graham [2015-10-02]
#768

Real talk: don't Fulton your horse.

— Kathleen [2015-10-01]
#767

We're in ACTUAL Afghanistan.

— Graham [2015-10-01]
#766

We're going to put this guy in the *** blender!

— Adam [2015-10-01]
#765

Counter this, dickhead! Don't counter it!

— Adam [2015-10-01]
#764

Me and Cam are geniuses! We're the best!

— Adam [2015-10-01]
#763

Oh yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah...

— Cameron, James, and Adam, simultaneously [2015-10-01]
#762

Why do you want me to punch Adam? I'm not saying 'No' I'm just asking why?

— Graham [2015-10-01]
#761

Look at how awesome I am at making this unnecessarily challenging for me.

— Graham [2015-09-30]
#760

Crap! Damnit! Damn crap! Aw butts!

— Graham [2015-09-30]
#759

Damn you, arrows!

— Paul [2015-09-30]
#758

And then he was bent over.

— Ian [2015-09-29]
#757

I just pulled off that ghost's skin...

— Heather [2015-09-29]