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#1023

You're either Australian or you're lying.

— Graham [2015-11-04]
#1022

Let's find out if I can fart softly...

— Kathleen [2015-11-04]
#1021

I'm going to go shoot arrows at him!

— Graham, about Ian [2015-11-04]
#1020

Hey, what's this? [stream dies]

— Graham [2015-11-03]
#1019

Sure is nice to heal and have flesh.

— Ian [2015-11-03]
#1018

Welcome to the bone zone!

— Ian [2015-11-03]
#1017

How do I get my skin back?

— Alex [2015-11-03]
#1016

Your next junk is going to be huge! Really really huge!

— Alex [2015-11-03]
#1015

I don't give a *** about syncing files!

— Alex [2015-11-03]
#1014

I didn't think you liked ANYTHING...

— Ian [2015-11-03]
#1013

You'll probably need up...

— Alex [2015-11-03]
#1012

Remember the more blueballs you get, the longer your plug is

— Heather [2015-11-03]
#1011

Going outside is LIKE sleeping...

— Heather [2015-11-02]
#1010

Why did you go in the hole?! Don't go in the hole!

— Beej [2015-11-02]
#1009

Just don't engage with the chicken.

— Heather [2015-11-02]
#1008

You can think about that before you get born?

— Heather [2015-11-02]
#1007

You don't have to agree to anything! I set the rules!

— Heather [2015-11-02]
#1006

Can I get a good look at his chest?

— Paul [2015-11-02]
#1005

He had to destroy the Emperor's taint.

— Paul [2015-11-02]
#1004

We come from the toenail of God!

— Paul [2015-11-02]
#1003

Put me directly in the trash can.

— Alex [2015-10-30]
#1002

They deployed some kind of lizard.

— Alex [2015-10-30]
#1001

Wait, this is the game that makes me tilt very hard! Why did I pick this?! I'm an idiot!

— Alex [2015-10-30]
#1000

Well, I'm just a SHIT!

— Alex [2015-10-30]
#999

Are those all her heads?

— Alex [2015-10-30]