Quotes – LRRbot

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#917

What new Hell is here? Nothing!

— Paul [2015-10-21]
#916

He excretes guacamole.

— Ian [2015-10-20]
#915

Stop croppin' mah bottom!

— Ian [2015-10-20]
#914

I am not Alex and I am tall.

— Ian [2015-10-20]
#913

Oh God. My face.

— Alex [2015-10-20]
#912

Be less interesting, Chat.

— Alex [2015-10-20]
#911

Things I really, really like, I'm awful at.

— Alex [2015-10-20]
#910

I keep chaining hits. I'm such a shit.

— Alex [2015-10-20]
#909

Taste my Noppy!

— Alex [2015-10-20]
#908

I pants'd him, I win.

— Heather [2015-10-20]
#907

Oh no, I can do both.

— Cori [2015-10-19]
#906

You guys were too interesting. Please stop that.

— Paul [2015-10-19]
#905

I'm a poser.

— Kathleen [2015-10-19]
#904

It's like the 90s came and threw up. They don't want anything back.

— Kathleen [2015-10-19]
#903

Ow! My number!

— Cameron [2015-10-17]
#902

It's traditionally good news to be considered alive.

— Cameron [2015-10-17]
#901

We are at 1 things... Current status: 1.

— Cameron [2015-10-17]
#900

There is only death... and eye things...

— Cameron [2015-10-17]
#899

No looking back! There is only down! There is only down! There is only suffering!

— Cameron [2015-10-17]
#898

How come NOBODY can drive?

— Graham [2015-10-16]
#897

No! That's not a good face! Don't make that face!

— Graham [2015-10-16]
#896

Jesus Christ on a cracker!

— Alex [2015-10-16]
#895

How are they BOTH dressing like Don Cherry?

— Graham [2015-10-16]
#894

That car had a family!

— Graham [2015-10-16]
#893

They imported speed gangs?!

— Graham [2015-10-16]