Quotes – LRRbot

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#485

Awww... I'm wet now...

— Paul [2015-07-20]
#484

What depressing mugs...

— Paul [2015-07-20]
#483

I don't know how squirrels think.

— Paul [2015-07-20]
#482

I've been footed!

— Graham [2015-07-20]
#481

Now I have the color of skin.

— Graham [2015-07-20]
#479

The dream juice makes you forget.

— Jer [2015-07-18]
#478

You saw something weird in Japan? A TASTELESS PRODUCT DECISION IN JAPAN?!

— Jer [2015-07-18]
#477

Why have I not heard of this card? Probably because it's terrible.

— Graham [2015-07-18]
#476

You don't actually watch my stream? lrrEFF you, then.

— Adam [2015-07-18]
#475

The sword is sufficiently metal.

— BusTed [2015-07-18]
#474

Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones! They're the modern Stone-Age lrrEFF !

— Alex [2015-07-17]
#473

No, we are not going to *** Butts.

— Suzie [2015-07-17]
#472

I would love to lrrEFF a wheelchair!

— Alex [2015-07-17]
#471

Do you want to fight an optional goat?

— Suzie [2015-07-17]
#470

Cram a canal!

— Alex [2015-07-17]
#469

Go grab your junk.

— Suzie [2015-07-17]
#468

I'm changing to the good film.

— Alex [2015-07-17]
#467

*** I can eat hair if I want to! I can eat a hairpie!

— Alex [2015-07-17]
#466

I don't keep track of a lot of things I say while I'm streaming.

— Graham [2015-07-16]
#465

Please stop talking about my genitals! Mr. Dominator, sir, could you please stop talking about my erection.

— Graham [2015-07-16]
#464

Why are we jumping ONTO the mountain?

— Graham [2015-07-16]
#463

That really sounds like a stupid-ass play... which makes it kind of tempting.

— James [2015-07-16]
#462

I would eat your fortress.

— James [2015-07-16]
#461

That's where I store my birth control: on the roof!

— Graham [2015-07-15]
#460

You're going to have to kill 5 monkeys to make up for that.

— Paul [2015-07-15]