Quotes – LRRbot

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#323

Hosk, you are getting much better at paint, I like it.

— James [2015-06-04]
#322

4 Keeper of the Lens, 4 Reckless Imps which I am playing because LOL, and 4 Tormenting Voice. Something has clearly gone wrong.

— James [2015-06-04]
#321

This town is a non-Euclidean nightmare!

— Beej [2015-06-01]
#320

They live in a mythical land where the cheeseburger is king!

— Beej [2015-06-01]
#319

I stopped in the middle of an anecdote there because I am dying.

— Paul [2015-06-01]
#318

High-level dong work.

— Paul [2015-06-01]
#317

You ain't shit, monkey! You ain't shit! And I'm eating your chips! DELICIOUS! Haha! Delicious monkey chips!

— Cameron [2015-05-22]
#316

We just have to get this guy out of our tires.

— Alex [2015-05-30]
#315

I love tank controls so much.

— Alex [2015-05-30]
#313

You know... I was BUSY calibrating my neck...

— Alex [2015-05-29]
#312

Oh GOOD... More monkeys...

— Cameron [2015-05-22]
#311

What does an English degree give you over a regular English class? Depth, sophistication... *character is hit* mother f*cker!

— Cameron [2015-05-28]
#310

Why do people cover everything in mayonnaise?

— Cameron [2015-05-28]
#309

This is just *** clownshoes.

— Cameron [2015-05-28]
#308

If people aren't melting, it doesn't hold my interest.

— Mia [2015-05-27]
#307

Sometimes, it doesn't pay to get out of bed... because there's an enormous land mine.

— Paul [2015-05-27]
#306

Cockroaches took my cheese!

— Paul [2015-05-27]
#305

Shoot him until he puts Beej in front of his face.

— Paul [2015-05-27]
#304

Thanks for sending us this picture of the monster eating your friend.

— Paul [2015-05-27]
#303

Kathleen, you and Graham just double teamed a squirrel. It made duct tape!

— Cori & Ian [2015-05-26]
#302

Zordon was an idiot!

— Graham [2015-05-26]
#301

Chat, let's ease off the quotes.

— Anubis169 [2015-05-26]
#300

You ain't shit, monkey! You ain't shit! Opposable thumbs, motherfucker! I understand that you also have opposable thumbs, but I feel I use mine better.

— Cameron [2015-05-22]
#299

Dammit! We're back in stupid Quebec! Noooo!

— James [2015-05-21]
#298

I kill you until you die from it.

— Paul [2015-05-25]