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  1. #630
    Was that just Andy Serkis's family photos?
    — Paul [2015-08-31]
  2. #629
    I just broke that gun's neck.
    — Paul [2015-08-31]
  3. #628
    That wall was angry...
    — Paul [2015-08-31]
  4. #627
    Monkey has a crop circle on his back. That seems bad.
    — Paul [2015-08-31]
  5. #626
    Why can't I quit you, prop gold bar?
    — Cameron, on Feed Dump [2014-11-26]
  6. #625
    There's Mormons!
    — Alex [2015-08-28]
  7. #624
    Yes. Let's grope this.
    — Suzie [2015-08-28]
  8. #623
    Does she have a velociraptor in her tits?
    — Suzie [2015-08-28]
  9. #622
    Old Man Sky Fish?
    — Suzie [2015-08-28]
  10. #621
    I would love to be mauled by a Jesus metaphor more than you possibly know.
    — Alex [2015-08-28]
  11. #620
    I do like busty young women.
    — Alex [2015-08-28]
  12. #619
    Wouldn't you piss yourself if you were being abducted by a *** albatross?
    — Alex [2015-08-28]
  13. #618
    It's Harry Potter's forehead! I finally got that bastard!
    — Alex [2015-08-28]
  14. #617
    I paid 5 Hundred Thousand Pounds for this...
    — Alex [2015-08-28]
  15. #616
    Stab *** is my Cannibal Corpse cover band.
    — Alex [2015-08-28]
  16. #615
    Don't make out with your Grandpa, kids.
    — Suzie [2015-08-28]
  17. #614
    Why did I buy 4 identical plates?
    — Alex [2015-08-28]
  18. #613
    The resources I like to manage are health and bullets.
    — Alex [2015-08-27]
  19. #612
    I like words. Words are great.
    — Alex [2015-08-27]
  20. #611
    Chat isn't terrible, they're just wrong about everything. No offence.
    — Cameron [2015-08-26]
  21. #610
    I'm very disappointed that those guys aren't more explosive.
    — Paul [2015-08-26]
  22. #609
    There's a technique using your thumb that tends to work.
    — Alex [2015-08-25]
  23. #608
    All I need is a ladle and I will become the Avatar of Death!
    — Kathleen [2015-08-25]
  24. #607
    Being a girl is awesome!
    — Heather [2015-08-25]
  25. #605
    I'll call you "Chicken Fucker"! Buh-gawk!
    — Alex [2015-08-21]