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  1. #605
    I'll call you "Chicken Fucker"! Buh-gawk!
    — Alex [2015-08-21]
  2. #604
    Why can't you be a normal state, like Wyoming?
    — Alex [2015-08-21]
  3. #603
    Where the *** is Wales?
    — Alex [2015-08-21]
  4. #602
    It's always Goddamn Brazil!
    — Alex [2015-08-21]
  5. #601
    but dangit i need the Moonbase address before this hat goes bad
    — TehAmelie [2015-08-21]
  6. #600
    Yeah, I'm pretty great.
    — Graham [2015-08-20]
  7. #599
    Does the game know I'm streaming?
    — Graham [2015-08-20]
  8. #598
    I'm not making a lot of contact with the balls.
    — Graham [2015-08-20]
  9. #597
    Smoke Elfroot evry day
    — James [2015-08-20]
  10. #596
    Ashes to Ashes, BRRRRRT to BRRRRRT
    — Cameron [2015-08-19]
  11. #595
    The T-70 has a potato for optics, Estonian potato optics"
    — Cameron [2015-08-19]
  12. #594
    Don't punch it again... You idiot.
    — Kathleen [2015-08-19]
  13. #593
    n0rm99! Thank you for BLOCKING MY SCREEN!
    — Beej [2015-08-17]
  14. #592
    Why do you not want to kiss me?!
    — Heather [2015-08-17]
  15. #591
    How fast is JESUS?
    — Beej [2015-08-17]
  16. #590
    Ah, excellent! I've been needing to take a poop for so long...
    — Paul [2015-08-17]
  17. #589
    I needed to ride the sweet potato boat, and I didn't.
    — Heather [2015-08-16]
  18. #588
    And now we poop again!
    — Cori [2015-08-14]
  19. #587
    Are we dead? I don't remember dying.
    — Cori [2015-08-14]
  20. #586
    ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! I SCREAM!
    — Alex [2015-08-14]
  21. #585
    You are INSIDE the anime.
    — Cori [2015-08-14]
  22. #584
    Can we smooch the bear?
    — James [2015-08-13]
  23. #583
    I'm wasting cards, err tokens, err tickets! Whatever they're called in this game!
    — Cameron [2015-08-12]
  24. #582
    Everything involves stabbing in this.
    — Paul [2015-08-12]
  25. #581
    I did not ask for a lightning enema.
    — Alex [2015-08-11]

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