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#526
That was the most pathetic goal I've seen all day.
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James
[2015-07-23]
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#525
Have I made any alcohol? Not on purpose.
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Cameron
[2015-07-22]
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#524
Improv... why did it have to be improv?
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Cameron
[2015-07-22]
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#523
Haha, Eagle! That's what you get for sitting on the GROUND, idiot...
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Graham
[2015-07-22]
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#522
Shhhh... I'm the wind... Shhhh... Wind... Shhh... Shhh... Rustle Rustle Rustle... Rustle Rustle Rustle... Those were leaves and trees... and maybe a guy named Russell.
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Paul
[2015-07-22]
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#521
Why do you keep drugging me?
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Graham
[2015-07-22]
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#520
Well, I wasn't AIMING for dick...
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Graham
[2015-07-22]
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#519
You may prevent a depth.
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Cori
[2015-07-21]
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#518
I made a garbage hat! What the hell?!
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Ian
[2015-07-21]
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#517
Graham is not really a heavy hitter.
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Cori
[2015-07-21]
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#516
We can infect ALL of Songhai with Atheism!
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Cameron
[2015-07-21]
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#515
*waves hands* This, by the way, is the International Symbol for Ghostiness.
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Cameron
[2015-07-21]
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#514
The Austrians are getting their *** kicked! The Austrians are going to get MY *** kicked!
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Cameron
[2015-07-21]
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#513
Heather makes love. I make demons.
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Kathleen
[2015-07-21]
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#512
Let's go lrrEFF some horses!
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Heather
[2015-07-21]
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#511
I have a variety of poop-related slang.
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Kathleen
[2015-07-21]
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#510
I'm too afraid of a quickie.
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Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#509
Use your face!
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Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#508
I just grabbed right onto your face.
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Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#507
We can't screw this up! I screwed it up!
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Beej
[2015-07-20]
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#506
Violent, violent safety.
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Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#505
Stop stealing my bits, Cori!
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Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#504
Put it in my face!
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Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#503
Go left, go right, lrrEFF !
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Cori, Beej, and Ryan
[2015-07-20]
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#502
I have seen some stuff, on fanfic Fridays...
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Cori
[2015-07-20]
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