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  1. #467
    *** I can eat hair if I want to! I can eat a hairpie!
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  2. #466
    I don't keep track of a lot of things I say while I'm streaming.
    — Graham [2015-07-16]
  3. #465
    Please stop talking about my genitals! Mr. Dominator, sir, could you please stop talking about my erection.
    — Graham [2015-07-16]
  4. #464
    Why are we jumping ONTO the mountain?
    — Graham [2015-07-16]
  5. #463
    That really sounds like a stupid-ass play... which makes it kind of tempting.
    — James [2015-07-16]
  6. #462
    I would eat your fortress.
    — James [2015-07-16]
  7. #461
    That's where I store my birth control: on the roof!
    — Graham [2015-07-15]
  8. #460
    You're going to have to kill 5 monkeys to make up for that.
    — Paul [2015-07-15]
  9. #459
    It's cool that it actually lights things on fire... including, uh... rock?
    — Paul [2015-07-15]
  10. #458
    By the way kids, let's talk about murder.
    — Kathleen [2015-07-15]
  11. #457
    EVERYBODY gets death!
    — Cameron [2015-07-14]
  12. #456
    Our modernist nightmare is swiftly turning into just a regular nightmare.
    — Cameron [2015-07-14]
  13. #455
    I'm going to need everyone to clench for the greater good.
    — Cameron [2015-07-14]
  14. #454
    Wow... Kirby's a dom.
    — Beej [2015-07-13]
  15. #453
    lrrEFF you, monkey!
    — Beej [2015-07-13]
  16. #452
    It might be on a thing that we break and fall to its doom... Or it might just be here.
    — Heather [2015-07-13]
  17. #451
    Just roll with it.
    — Heather [2015-07-13]
  18. #450
    I hit that kid with a hot dog. FOOD FIGHT!
    — Beej [2015-07-13]
  19. #449
    I fridged Kirby!
    — Beej [2015-07-13]
  20. #448
    That seems like a pretty good tactic: throwing your face at someone.
    — Heather [2015-07-13]
  21. #447
    Why did I swallow the music?
    — Beej [2015-07-13]
  22. #446
    You hear that, Brain? You're on notice.
    — Paul [2015-07-13]
  23. #445
    Ah! DEATH is over here. Interesting. Well, if I ever need death, I know where to go.
    — Paul [2015-07-13]
  24. #444
    I am scient-esque.
    — Cameron [2015-07-09]
  25. #443
    We're all going to die. It's going to be fine.
    — Cameron [2015-07-09]

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