Quotes

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Are you North America? Sir?

Was that just Andy Serkis's family photos?

I just broke that gun's neck.

That wall was angry...

Monkey has a crop circle on his back. That seems bad.

Why can't I quit you, prop gold bar?

There's Mormons!

Yes. Let's grope this.

Does she have a velociraptor in her tits?

Old Man Sky Fish?

I would love to be mauled by a Jesus metaphor more than you possibly know.

I do like busty young women.

Wouldn't you piss yourself if you were being abducted by a *** albatross?

It's Harry Potter's forehead! I finally got that bastard!

I paid 5 Hundred Thousand Pounds for this...

Stab *** is my Cannibal Corpse cover band.

Don't make out with your Grandpa, kids.

Why did I buy 4 identical plates?

The resources I like to manage are health and bullets.

I like words. Words are great.

Chat isn't terrible, they're just wrong about everything. No offence.

I'm very disappointed that those guys aren't more explosive.

There's a technique using your thumb that tends to work.