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#555
I found a fire truck. Is that a problem?
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Graham
[2015-07-30]
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#554
Get a Brian, you morans!
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Graham
[2015-07-30]
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#553
I don't know why you're chasing me because she walked into a jet engine.
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Graham
[2015-07-30]
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#552
I can always fail in impressive ways.
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Cameron
[2015-07-29]
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#551
They sent the BRUTE Squad? Not even musketmen? I'm insulted!
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Cameron
[2015-07-29]
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#550
You guys may have told me that, but that involves me paying attention.
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Paul
[2015-07-29]
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#549
We've been promoted out of the SS.
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Ian
[2015-07-28]
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#548
The secret of weight loss is to pull Ouendan though time to help you build a pyramid.
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Heather
[2015-07-28]
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#547
What the? I'm white now?
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#546
Can I tell it I'm worse than I actually am?
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#545
I like how sticky you are.
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#544
This game is EASY... when there's nobody else...
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#543
Go away! I don't care about your orange square, old man!
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#542
I got hit by a "Kill You" particle.
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#541
... and also bombs...
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#540
It was a box with a rhinoceros inside...
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#539
Oh no! Somebody voted!
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#538
What'd I get? MONEY... that exploded...
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#537
That entire pit is a guy.
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#536
10% chance to stun my ass.
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Adam
[2015-07-23]
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#535
If I look at it, that makes it true.
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Adam
[2015-07-23]
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#534
I'm *** useless without my thing!
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Adam
[2015-07-23]
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#533
I don't even know what a Huffington Post is...
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Adam
[2015-07-23]
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#532
You've bested a marmot!
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Paul
[2015-07-23]
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#531
Is there something below the Easy AI that we can try?
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Paul
[2015-07-23]
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