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  1. #493
    Who wants a kiss?
    — Beej [2015-07-20]
  2. #492
    Oh wait we can go back! NO WE CAN'T GO BACK!
    — Beej [2015-07-20]
  3. #491
    Can you make sure we kill ALL of these cute creatures?
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  4. #490
    I killed a sleeping child, whatever.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  5. #489
    We need them to leave.
    — Beej [2015-07-20]
  6. #488
    Kirby is not consent.
    — Beej [2015-07-20]
  7. #487
    By your powers combined, I am Captain "Damn it!"
    — Akaiatana [2015-07-20]
  8. #486
    Oh right! I AM going to die of air! Woo!
    — Paul [2015-07-20]
  9. #485
    Awww... I'm wet now...
    — Paul [2015-07-20]
  10. #484
    What depressing mugs...
    — Paul [2015-07-20]
  11. #483
    I don't know how squirrels think.
    — Paul [2015-07-20]
  12. #482
    I've been footed!
    — Graham [2015-07-20]
  13. #481
    Now I have the color of skin.
    — Graham [2015-07-20]
  14. #479
    The dream juice makes you forget.
    — Jer [2015-07-18]
  15. #478
    You saw something weird in Japan? A TASTELESS PRODUCT DECISION IN JAPAN?!
    — Jer [2015-07-18]
  16. #477
    Why have I not heard of this card? Probably because it's terrible.
    — Graham [2015-07-18]
  17. #476
    You don't actually watch my stream? lrrEFF you, then.
    — Adam [2015-07-18]
  18. #475
    The sword is sufficiently metal.
    — BusTed [2015-07-18]
  19. #474
    Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones! They're the modern Stone-Age lrrEFF !
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  20. #473
    No, we are not going to *** Butts.
    — Suzie [2015-07-17]
  21. #472
    I would love to lrrEFF a wheelchair!
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  22. #471
    Do you want to fight an optional goat?
    — Suzie [2015-07-17]
  23. #470
    Cram a canal!
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  24. #469
    Go grab your junk.
    — Suzie [2015-07-17]
  25. #468
    I'm changing to the good film.
    — Alex [2015-07-17]