Quotes – LRRbot

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#692

Hey! There's my innards!

— Cameron [2015-09-16]
#691

Put the blood back in! Put the blood back in! We need that!

— Cameron [2015-09-16]
#690

That guy barfed on me!

— Paul [2015-09-16]
#689

I just noticed that Trip has a big hole in her butt.

— Paul [2015-09-16]
#688

It IS a modal dialogue! I was right the entire time!

— Cori [2015-09-15]
#687

Who is responsible this?

— Cori [2015-09-15]
#686

It's like the Shania Twain of pastries.

— Julie [2015-09-15]
#685

It's still vibrating...

— Julie [2015-09-15]
#684

Microsoft has bad ideas...

— Julie [2015-09-15]
#683

I am super proud of my short T-Rex arms, actually.

— Julie [2015-09-15]
#682

That is bug fuckin'! THAT is bug FUCKIN'!

— Alex [2015-09-15]
#681

What has science done?

— Julie [2015-09-15]
#680

No making out on my stream!

— Cori [2015-09-15]
#679

I'm going to lick it so hard, it will wish I hadn't licked it so hard.

— Julie [2015-09-15]
#677

I'm doing things with my tongue!

— Julie [2015-09-15]
#675

No! I lost my DadBoat!

— Cori [2015-09-15]
#674

*burping* Assbutts...

— Alex [2015-09-15]
#673

I wanted bigger dongs.

— Julie [2015-09-15]
#672

There was really no risk of me cutting my penis off.

— Alex [2015-09-15]
#671

You're sitting there editing pixels on this pork anus.

— Alex [2015-09-15]
#670

So you just watch for the junk? Strategy!

— Julie [2015-09-15]
#669

I almost touched the wrong dad...

— Cori [2015-09-15]
#668

That's not my dad!

— Cori [2015-09-15]
#667

Oh, it's FIGHT TIME! Oh wait, it's not fight time yet. It's soon fight time.

— Alex [2015-09-15]
#666

I am a king and I can charm the pants off anyone." "What do you do with them once their pants are off?

— Beej and Cori [2015-09-14]