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  1. #520
    Well, I wasn't AIMING for dick...
    — Graham [2015-07-22]
  2. #519
    You may prevent a depth.
    — Cori [2015-07-21]
  3. #518
    I made a garbage hat! What the hell?!
    — Ian [2015-07-21]
  4. #517
    Graham is not really a heavy hitter.
    — Cori [2015-07-21]
  5. #516
    We can infect ALL of Songhai with Atheism!
    — Cameron [2015-07-21]
  6. #515
    *waves hands* This, by the way, is the International Symbol for Ghostiness.
    — Cameron [2015-07-21]
  7. #514
    The Austrians are getting their *** kicked! The Austrians are going to get MY *** kicked!
    — Cameron [2015-07-21]
  8. #513
    Heather makes love. I make demons.
    — Kathleen [2015-07-21]
  9. #512
    Let's go lrrEFF some horses!
    — Heather [2015-07-21]
  10. #511
    I have a variety of poop-related slang.
    — Kathleen [2015-07-21]
  11. #510
    I'm too afraid of a quickie.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  12. #509
    Use your face!
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  13. #508
    I just grabbed right onto your face.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  14. #507
    We can't screw this up! I screwed it up!
    — Beej [2015-07-20]
  15. #506
    Violent, violent safety.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  16. #505
    Stop stealing my bits, Cori!
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  17. #504
    Put it in my face!
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  18. #503
    Go left, go right, lrrEFF !
    — Cori, Beej, and Ryan [2015-07-20]
  19. #502
    I have seen some stuff, on fanfic Fridays...
    — Cori [2015-07-20]
  20. #501
    I was button-mashing with my face and it was equally effective to everything I was doing intentionally.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  21. #500
    Make out with me, Kirbys!
    — Cori [2015-07-20]
  22. #499
    I like how the Chat's slowed down, like everyone's really intense... or they just don't give a shit.
    — Beej [2015-07-20]
  23. #498
    I was admiring the lag.
    — Cori [2015-07-20]
  24. #497
    I desire failure, like a true ninja.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  25. #496
    Cori needs to be a thing, and get water.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]