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  1. #865
    Don't drink the bleach liquid.
    — Paul [2015-10-14]
  2. #864
    You don't get knocked back, which is like 80% of being invincible.
    — Paul [2015-10-14]
  3. #863
    Oh yeah! You've got that sucking thing!
    — Paul [2015-10-14]
  4. #862
    I guess it depends on whether you consider my death good. I don't, for the record.
    — Graham [2015-10-14]
  5. #861
    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
    — Graham [2015-10-14]
  6. #860
    I think he's twerking! There's kind of a fish orgy going on now...
    — Paul [2015-10-14]
  7. #859
    Take that, kid! Serves you right for being in love with someone!
    — Paul [2015-10-14]
  8. #858
    Didn't have a choice! Couldn't lrrEFF it!
    — Graham [2015-10-14]
  9. #857
    I guess the literal sun would count as spicy food.
    — Graham [2015-10-14]
  10. #856
    What are you doing up there, God?
    — Cori [2015-10-13]
  11. #855
    I beefed it.
    — Ian [2015-10-13]
  12. #854
    You can outsmart the turtle... it won...
    — Cori [2015-10-13]
  13. #853
    Face my shiny wrath!
    — Ian [2015-10-13]
  14. #852
    This number pad is all wrong! Who designed this?
    — Ian [2015-10-13]
  15. #851
    Be the balls!
    — Cori [2015-10-13]
  16. #850
    Squat it out!
    — Ian [2015-10-13]
  17. #849
    Milon's Secret Castle was more controllable than this.
    — Ian [2015-10-13]
  18. #848
    He's all leg...
    — Cori [2015-10-13]
  19. #847
    Saved by the ground!
    — Cori [2015-10-13]
  20. #846
    You became a different poker mans.
    — Ian [2015-10-13]
  21. #845
    Do you not know how to flirt, Ian?!
    — Cori [2015-10-13]
  22. #844
    Take my whiskey!
    — Ian [2015-10-13]
  23. #843
    You have a Tumblr nose!
    — Alex [2015-10-13]
  24. #842
    You can always hit your own team... WHITE PEOPLE!
    — Alex [2015-10-13]
  25. #841
    You can vape your *** off. I don't give a shit. You can vape OUT your ass.
    — Alex [2015-10-13]

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