Quotes – LRRbot

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#573

How many people in this game are named Menendez?

— Graham [2015-08-06]
#572

Why is this still vibrating?!

— Graham [2015-08-06]
#571

Secrets, secrets, secrets... Put them in my mouth.

— James [2015-08-06]
#570

I'm all undressed now.

— James [2015-08-06]
#569

You know you can't just sideboard from the ENTIRE LIBRARY of cards. Why did you HAVE this?

— Cameron [2015-08-05]
#568

Choo Choo! Here comes the airplane!

— Cameron [2015-08-05]
#567

But I wanted pig bits...

— Graham [2015-08-05]
#566

I'm in a CUTSCENE, dude!

— Paul [2015-08-05]
#565

What buttons are you pressing? All of them and incorrectly.

— Paul & Graham [2015-08-05]
#564

I just grope around in the darkness and hope I get lucky.

— Serge [2015-07-18]
#563

I was checking Twitter, and then I got confused.

— Serge [2015-07-18]
#562

He's so Pringles, though.

— Alex [2015-08-04]
#561

Worst case: we die.

— Alex [2015-08-04]
#560

Let's pick up some kids!

— Kathleen [2015-08-04]
#559

His heart's in the right place: behind a lot of muscle.

— Kathleen [2015-08-04]
#558

Oh hey, I know that font.

— Paul [2015-08-03]
#557

The most amazing peristalsis in the WORLD!

— Graham [2015-08-03]
#556

What is with the throwing of the shit?

— Heather [2015-07-31]
#555

I found a fire truck. Is that a problem?

— Graham [2015-07-30]
#554

Get a Brian, you morans!

— Graham [2015-07-30]
#553

I don't know why you're chasing me because she walked into a jet engine.

— Graham [2015-07-30]
#552

I can always fail in impressive ways.

— Cameron [2015-07-29]
#551

They sent the BRUTE Squad? Not even musketmen? I'm insulted!

— Cameron [2015-07-29]
#550

You guys may have told me that, but that involves me paying attention.

— Paul [2015-07-29]
#549

We've been promoted out of the SS.

— Ian [2015-07-28]