Quotes – LRRbot

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#501

I was button-mashing with my face and it was equally effective to everything I was doing intentionally.

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#500

Make out with me, Kirbys!

— Cori [2015-07-20]
#499

I like how the Chat's slowed down, like everyone's really intense... or they just don't give a shit.

— Beej [2015-07-20]
#498

I was admiring the lag.

— Cori [2015-07-20]
#497

I desire failure, like a true ninja.

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#496

Cori needs to be a thing, and get water.

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#495

You wouldn't think this would be a problem, but I keep forgetting who I am.

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#494

We are delightful redundancies in the gang-beatings.

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#493

Who wants a kiss?

— Beej [2015-07-20]
#492

Oh wait we can go back! NO WE CAN'T GO BACK!

— Beej [2015-07-20]
#491

Can you make sure we kill ALL of these cute creatures?

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#490

I killed a sleeping child, whatever.

— Ryan [2015-07-20]
#489

We need them to leave.

— Beej [2015-07-20]
#488

Kirby is not consent.

— Beej [2015-07-20]
#487

By your powers combined, I am Captain "Damn it!"

— Akaiatana [2015-07-20]
#486

Oh right! I AM going to die of air! Woo!

— Paul [2015-07-20]
#485

Awww... I'm wet now...

— Paul [2015-07-20]
#484

What depressing mugs...

— Paul [2015-07-20]
#483

I don't know how squirrels think.

— Paul [2015-07-20]
#482

I've been footed!

— Graham [2015-07-20]
#481

Now I have the color of skin.

— Graham [2015-07-20]
#479

The dream juice makes you forget.

— Jer [2015-07-18]
#478

You saw something weird in Japan? A TASTELESS PRODUCT DECISION IN JAPAN?!

— Jer [2015-07-18]
#477

Why have I not heard of this card? Probably because it's terrible.

— Graham [2015-07-18]
#476

You don't actually watch my stream? lrrEFF you, then.

— Adam [2015-07-18]