Quotes – LRRbot

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#469

Go grab your junk.

— Suzie [2015-07-17]
#468

I'm changing to the good film.

— Alex [2015-07-17]
#467

*** I can eat hair if I want to! I can eat a hairpie!

— Alex [2015-07-17]
#466

I don't keep track of a lot of things I say while I'm streaming.

— Graham [2015-07-16]
#465

Please stop talking about my genitals! Mr. Dominator, sir, could you please stop talking about my erection.

— Graham [2015-07-16]
#464

Why are we jumping ONTO the mountain?

— Graham [2015-07-16]
#463

That really sounds like a stupid-ass play... which makes it kind of tempting.

— James [2015-07-16]
#462

I would eat your fortress.

— James [2015-07-16]
#461

That's where I store my birth control: on the roof!

— Graham [2015-07-15]
#460

You're going to have to kill 5 monkeys to make up for that.

— Paul [2015-07-15]
#459

It's cool that it actually lights things on fire... including, uh... rock?

— Paul [2015-07-15]
#458

By the way kids, let's talk about murder.

— Kathleen [2015-07-15]
#457

EVERYBODY gets death!

— Cameron [2015-07-14]
#456

Our modernist nightmare is swiftly turning into just a regular nightmare.

— Cameron [2015-07-14]
#455

I'm going to need everyone to clench for the greater good.

— Cameron [2015-07-14]
#454

Wow... Kirby's a dom.

— Beej [2015-07-13]
#453

lrrEFF you, monkey!

— Beej [2015-07-13]
#452

It might be on a thing that we break and fall to its doom... Or it might just be here.

— Heather [2015-07-13]
#451

Just roll with it.

— Heather [2015-07-13]
#450

I hit that kid with a hot dog. FOOD FIGHT!

— Beej [2015-07-13]
#449

I fridged Kirby!

— Beej [2015-07-13]
#448

That seems like a pretty good tactic: throwing your face at someone.

— Heather [2015-07-13]
#447

Why did I swallow the music?

— Beej [2015-07-13]
#446

You hear that, Brain? You're on notice.

— Paul [2015-07-13]
#445

Ah! DEATH is over here. Interesting. Well, if I ever need death, I know where to go.

— Paul [2015-07-13]