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#444
I am scient-esque.
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Cameron
[2015-07-09]
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#443
We're all going to die. It's going to be fine.
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Cameron
[2015-07-09]
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#442
I don't like eating food that makes me immediately excrete something.
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Julie
[2015-07-09]
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#441
Don't be selfish, Chat! This isn't about you!
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Cameron
[2015-07-09]
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#440
I don't know what that is. Is it one of those animoos?
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Cameron
[2015-07-09]
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#439
People love playing near traffic!
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Cameron
[2015-07-09]
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#438
Reach for the skybox.
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RebelliousUno
[2015-07-09]
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#437
<soft sobbing>
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James
[2015-07-09]
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#436
I didn't save! I was too busy freaking out!
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James
[2015-07-09]
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#435
I never loved you! I never loved you or your mother! You were a mistake!
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James
[2015-07-09]
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#434
Oh there IS breathing...
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James
[2015-07-09]
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#433
Are lasers just better?
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James
[2015-07-09]
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#432
I am a genius! *moments later* Oh God! Oh Jesus!
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James
[2015-07-09]
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#430
Whoa! That man's got shooty guns!
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James
[2015-07-09]
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#429
Silly James! Go away!
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James
[2015-07-09]
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#428
We've got 'Sword of Immune to Goyf.'
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Cameron
[2015-07-08]
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#427
No Sol Ring for you! Wait, he's got the mana! I'm drunk!
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Cameron
[2015-07-08]
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#426
Now... as is so often the case in this game, why did I do that?
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Paul
[2015-07-08]
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#425
I'm dumb. That's good.
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Paul
[2015-07-08]
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#424
If you're going to poop stars, do it in your subconscious.
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Ash
[2015-07-08]
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#423
Please tell me I can eat the train.
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Heather
[2015-07-08]
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#422
I'd be soft and pink.
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Heather
[2015-07-08]
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#421
Give me your butt!
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Heather
[2015-07-08]
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#420
Get inside my gun!
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Alex
[2015-07-07]
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#419
We are the *** monster...
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Alex
[2015-07-07]
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