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#416
I am armed and dangerous. Those two points are unrelated, though. I both have arms and am dangerous.
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Paul
[2015-07-06]
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#415
You may consensually touch parts that are authorized by both parties.
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Alex
[2015-07-04]
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#414
I wanna lrrEFF Galactus or nothing else
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Adam
[2015-07-04]
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#413
Your vending machine is bogarding my stash!
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Adam
[2015-07-04]
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#411
I am disgusting and repulsive.
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Alex
[2015-07-03]
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#410
We have a "slight hustle" button.
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Alex
[2015-07-03]
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#409
Not in front of the Chat!
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Cameron,
to Julie
[2015-07-02]
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#408
You don't just *** my pants. You *** your own.
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Cameron
[2015-07-02]
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#407
*Superman theme song done in "Bwee"s*
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Cameron
[2015-07-02]
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#406
Why are we wearing hot dogs?
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Cameron
[2015-07-02]
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#405
I figured out you can't block fire with a sword.
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James
[2015-07-02]
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#404
Stop eating me, you stupid fish! I'll murder you! I'll murder you, you damn fish!
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James
[2015-07-02]
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#403
Nope. I'm Kathleen now. It's canon.
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Julie
[2015-07-01]
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#402
I had a pretty powerful quote about butts the other day
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Serge
[2015-07-01]
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#401
Do you need me to lick the roof of your mouth?
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Julie
[2015-07-01]
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#400
He's breaking my butt.
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Julie
[2015-07-01]
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#399
It mocks me!
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Paul
[2015-07-01]
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#398
If there's one thing Portal is good for, it's adding quotes to the quote database.
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Paul
[2015-07-01]
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#397
That was not where I expected to boingy. I don't think I want to boingy there.
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Paul
[2015-07-01]
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#396
Being shot by a laser wasn't part of the efficiency.
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Paul
[2015-07-01]
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#395
Kids, are you stoking your eagle?
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Paul
[2015-07-01]
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#394
I blued myself.
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Paul
[2015-07-01]
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#393
And now.... I fall into the water!
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Paul
[2015-07-01]
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#392
Hi, I like Beej but I occasionally hit him
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Serge
[2015-07-01]
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#391
Your money's rolling away.
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Serge
[2015-06-30]
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