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  1. #548
    The secret of weight loss is to pull Ouendan though time to help you build a pyramid.
    — Heather [2015-07-28]
  2. #547
    What the? I'm white now?
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  3. #546
    Can I tell it I'm worse than I actually am?
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  4. #545
    I like how sticky you are.
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  5. #544
    This game is EASY... when there's nobody else...
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  6. #543
    Go away! I don't care about your orange square, old man!
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  7. #542
    I got hit by a "Kill You" particle.
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  8. #541
    ... and also bombs...
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  9. #540
    It was a box with a rhinoceros inside...
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  10. #539
    Oh no! Somebody voted!
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  11. #538
    What'd I get? MONEY... that exploded...
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  12. #537
    That entire pit is a guy.
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  13. #536
    10% chance to stun my ass.
    — Adam [2015-07-23]
  14. #535
    If I look at it, that makes it true.
    — Adam [2015-07-23]
  15. #534
    I'm *** useless without my thing!
    — Adam [2015-07-23]
  16. #533
    I don't even know what a Huffington Post is...
    — Adam [2015-07-23]
  17. #532
    You've bested a marmot!
    — Paul [2015-07-23]
  18. #531
    Is there something below the Easy AI that we can try?
    — Paul [2015-07-23]
  19. #530
    He's cheating... by having good cards in his deck.
    — Paul [2015-07-23]
  20. #528
    Never playing Minecraft AGAIN!
    — James [2015-07-23]
  21. #527
    I really like getting behind in these three player games and letting other people... FU**
    — James [2015-07-23]
  22. #526
    That was the most pathetic goal I've seen all day.
    — James [2015-07-23]
  23. #525
    Have I made any alcohol? Not on purpose.
    — Cameron [2015-07-22]
  24. #524
    Improv... why did it have to be improv?
    — Cameron [2015-07-22]
  25. #523
    Haha, Eagle! That's what you get for sitting on the GROUND, idiot...
    — Graham [2015-07-22]