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  1. #8476
    Gimme those wet, wet streets and that's all I need.
    — Ian [2023-02-26]
    THEATRHYTHM FINAL BAR LINE on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #8475
    Just assume anything Beej is doing is to make you angry on purpose.
    — Heather [2023-02-24]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  3. #8474
    I'm putting on my thinking slouch, can't think with good posture.
    — Graham [2023-02-24]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  4. #8473
    Come back, weird space clam!
    — Serge [2023-02-20]
    Deep Rock Galactic on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8472
    I've never felt the need to apologise for a bit before...
    — Ian, ominously [2023-02-18]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #8471
    It sounds like it's coming from my pants. That's very upsetting.
    — Beej [2023-02-18]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #8470
    With my biting skills and your jumping skills, we could definitely jumpstart a car, right?
    — Heather, to Paul [2023-02-17]
    Blanc on Bonus Stream
  8. #8469
    I haven't been able to do my butt wiggles yet.
    — Heather [2023-02-17]
    Blanc on Bonus Stream
  9. #8468
    So now you know chat, it was all my fault.
    — James [2023-02-14]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8467
    The condom juice doesn't mean what you think it does.
    — Nelson [2023-02-13]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8466
    Horse beef.
    — Cori [2023-02-13]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8465
    Sometimes I write things so fast that I should slow down and think, hey, it actually would be funnier if it... was funnier.
    — Beej [2023-02-13]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8464
    Speaking of crimes, would anyone like to see what I made in Horse Club today?
    — Cori [2023-02-13]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8463
    Oh wow, this looks horrifying! Excellent, perfect.
    — Iris_of_Ether [2023-02-13]
    Art on Play it Forward
  15. #8462
    I have reached the interior of the horse.
    — Cori [2023-02-13]
    Art on Play it Forward
  16. #8461
    Pyramids are just the flat whites of triangles.
    — Ian [2023-02-08]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #8460
    It's a weird day when people tell me to be more like Ian.
    — Serge [2023-02-08]
    Board Games on AFK
  18. #8459
    Not everything is a test from God.
    — Graham [2023-02-08]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  19. #8458
    Everyone should have a raise.
    — Graham [2023-02-08]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  20. #8457
    You landed right behind your own butt!
    — Kathleen [2023-02-06]
    Mario Party Superstars on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8456
    You've got important eyeballs to work on.
    — Cori, to Angel [2023-02-06]
    Art on Play it Forward
  22. #8455
    More flan!
    — Graham [2023-02-06]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  23. #8454
    Nobody wants to give me their hat.
    — Heather [2023-02-05]
    Everhood on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #8453
    What does anyone get out of learning driving?
    — Heather [2023-02-05]
    Everhood on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #8452
    One of those was for novelty, the second was for greed.
    — Graham [2023-02-01]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward