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  1. #8461
    Pyramids are just the flat whites of triangles.
    — Ian [2023-02-08]
    Board Games on AFK
  2. #8460
    It's a weird day when people tell me to be more like Ian.
    — Serge [2023-02-08]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #8459
    Not everything is a test from God.
    — Graham [2023-02-08]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  4. #8458
    Everyone should have a raise.
    — Graham [2023-02-08]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  5. #8457
    You landed right behind your own butt!
    — Kathleen [2023-02-06]
    Mario Party Superstars on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8456
    You've got important eyeballs to work on.
    — Cori, to Angel [2023-02-06]
    Art on Play it Forward
  7. #8455
    More flan!
    — Graham [2023-02-06]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  8. #8454
    Nobody wants to give me their hat.
    — Heather [2023-02-05]
    Everhood on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #8453
    What does anyone get out of learning driving?
    — Heather [2023-02-05]
    Everhood on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #8452
    One of those was for novelty, the second was for greed.
    — Graham [2023-02-01]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  11. #8451
    Why do I always die to anime?
    — James [2023-01-30]
    Fortnite on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8450
    You know, not *every* circumstance requires bim bam boom.
    — Cori [2023-01-30]
    Fortnite on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8449
    That's a single-seater pig.
    — Cori [2023-01-30]
    Fortnite on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8448
    It's not collusion if my advice is bad.
    — Wheeler [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #8447
    Don't make fun of me when I'm eating cookie.
    — Serge [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  16. #8446
    I can't miss a chance to go against what Serge wants.
    — Bengineering [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  17. #8445
    Why does this plane have teeth!?
    — Multiple People [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  18. #8444
    I'm also okay with becoming a Rat King.
    — Ben [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  19. #8443
    LoadingReadyOne
    — Ben [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  20. #8442
    Exactly, you can't discount the man-tank.
    — Graham [2023-01-25]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  21. #8441
    It feels like my darkness is just darker.
    — Serge [2023-01-24]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  22. #8440
    I'm gonna eat this briefcase full of health.
    — Ian [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  23. #8439
    This is the cursed sheep area. Don't put sheep here.
    — Nelson [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  24. #8438
    Yeah the weapon you just get, I think it has a cool turndown.
    — Serge [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8437
    Some of us are playing to win; some of us are playing for the highlight reel.
    — Ian [2023-01-23]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams