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  1. #8412
    Hey, chat! Stop being correct! It's a bad look for us!
    — Wheeler [2022-12-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8411
    All the animals are in hell now!
    — James, laughing [2022-12-27]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  3. #8410
    They're just hateful, hateful farmyard animals.
    — James, on sheep [2022-12-27]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  4. #8409
    Assume a spherical Viking.
    — Beej [2022-12-26]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  5. #8408
    I wonder, has anyone tried to milk a raccoon?
    — Matt [2022-12-26]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  6. #8407
    It's mine to lose, and boy am I gonna.
    — Beej [2022-12-26]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  7. #8406
    Thanks for joining us, Christmas Hiss.
    — Graham [2022-12-26]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  8. #8405
    This is your last tingly juice.
    — Heather [2022-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
  9. #8404
    I wouldn't say we're getting better at anything, because I'm not sure there's a way to get better at anything.
    — Heather [2022-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
  10. #8403
    Full-throttle mushing stuff in front of my face.
    — Heather [2022-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
  11. #8402
    Obviously you got the fuzzy end of the popsicle stick.
    — Paul [2022-12-23]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  12. #8401
    I will eat seasonally-appropriate egg.
    — Beej [2022-12-23]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  13. #8400
    Would you like to try something experimental?
    — Ian, to Cori [2022-12-22]
    Food & Drink on LRRMtG
  14. #8399
    I don't care about anything except for balls. Nobody take that out of context.
    — James [2022-12-21]
    Just Chatting on Let's NOPE
  15. #8398
    'Boats have feelings James.' 'Then they should feel bad.'
    — Serge and James [2022-12-20]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #8397
    I'm doing very good, everyone should applaud me.
    — Serge [2022-12-20]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #8396
    It's the thing that scares me most.
    — Cori, On words [2022-12-19]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #8395
    It definitely has good bones, but we need more skins.
    — Heather [2022-12-18]
    Just Chatting on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #8394
    If it's in Sharpie, it's law.
    — Ian [2022-12-18]
    Just Chatting on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #8393
    Stop being thirsty! Drink a chicken!
    — Cori [2022-12-14]
    Dwarf Fortress on Play it Forward
  21. #8392
    Foiled by legs AGAIN!
    — Cori [2022-12-13]
    Heavenly Bodies on Talking Simulator
  22. #8391
    I get told no a lot.
    — Ian [2022-12-11]
    Melody's Escape 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #8390
    The bones of it are mostly there.
    — Heather [2022-12-11]
    Melody's Escape 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #8389
    Who is that happy? and why?
    — Ben Soileau [2022-12-09]
    Dwarf Fortress on Play it Forward
  25. #8388
    There's one thing you're not supposed to do and we're gonna do that.
    — Cori [2022-12-07]
    Dwarf Fortress on Play it Forward