Quotes – LRRbot

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#8477

This is why none of us are birds.

— Ian [2023-02-27]
Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
#8476

Gimme those wet, wet streets and that's all I need.

— Ian [2023-02-26]
THEATRHYTHM FINAL BAR LINE on Rhythm Cafe
#8475

Just assume anything Beej is doing is to make you angry on purpose.

— Heather [2023-02-24]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#8474

I'm putting on my thinking slouch, can't think with good posture.

— Graham [2023-02-24]
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
#8473

Come back, weird space clam!

— Serge [2023-02-20]
Deep Rock Galactic on Crossing the Streams
#8472

I've never felt the need to apologise for a bit before...

— Ian, ominously [2023-02-18]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8471

It sounds like it's coming from my pants. That's very upsetting.

— Beej [2023-02-18]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8470

With my biting skills and your jumping skills, we could definitely jumpstart a car, right?

— Heather, to Paul [2023-02-17]
Blanc on Bonus Stream
#8469

I haven't been able to do my butt wiggles yet.

— Heather [2023-02-17]
Blanc on Bonus Stream
#8468

So now you know chat, it was all my fault.

— James [2023-02-14]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8467

The condom juice doesn't mean what you think it does.

— Nelson [2023-02-13]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8466

Horse beef.

— Cori [2023-02-13]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8465

Sometimes I write things so fast that I should slow down and think, hey, it actually would be funnier if it... was funnier.

— Beej [2023-02-13]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8464

Speaking of crimes, would anyone like to see what I made in Horse Club today?

— Cori [2023-02-13]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8463

Oh wow, this looks horrifying! Excellent, perfect.

— Iris_of_Ether [2023-02-13]
Art on Play it Forward
#8462

I have reached the interior of the horse.

— Cori [2023-02-13]
Art on Play it Forward
#8461

Pyramids are just the flat whites of triangles.

— Ian [2023-02-08]
Board Games on AFK
#8460

It's a weird day when people tell me to be more like Ian.

— Serge [2023-02-08]
Board Games on AFK
#8459

Not everything is a test from God.

— Graham [2023-02-08]
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
#8458

Everyone should have a raise.

— Graham [2023-02-08]
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
#8457

You landed right behind your own butt!

— Kathleen [2023-02-06]
Mario Party Superstars on Crossing the Streams
#8456

You've got important eyeballs to work on.

— Cori, to Angel [2023-02-06]
Art on Play it Forward
#8455

More flan!

— Graham [2023-02-06]
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
#8454

Nobody wants to give me their hat.

— Heather [2023-02-05]
Everhood on Rhythm Cafe
#8453

What does anyone get out of learning driving?

— Heather [2023-02-05]
Everhood on Rhythm Cafe