Quotes – LRRbot

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#8703

I'm going to build an amazing car and I'm going to ruin everyone's lives.

— Beej [2023-10-12]
Midway Arcade on Talking Simulator
#8702

I've never met a joke I don't wanna run into the ground.

— Kathleen [2023-10-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#8701

The stakes have never been.

— Beej [2023-10-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#8700

When you're wet, you're sad. And when you're in trees, you're beefier.

— Cori [2023-10-10]
Wargroove 2 on Talking Simulator
#8699

I wasn't sleeping; I was in the fetal position.

— Ben [2023-10-10]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#8698

you don't *have* to listen to James.

— Graham [2023-10-10]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#8697

Let's take a quick break here from egg.

— James [2023-10-10]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#8696

We're only doing Anne Murray covers now!

— Adam, as Core Unit [2023-10-09]
WWE 2K19 on Talking Simulator
#8695

What I'm saying is don't lick stuff.

— Ashley [2023-10-09]
Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
#8694

Don't worry, I've found bag 44.

— Ashley [2023-10-09]
Special Events on Talking Simulator
#8693

This is a terrible company I work for! In this videogame! She clarified out loud!

— Heather [2023-10-08]
Games + Demos on Talking Simulator
#8692

Part of me wants to see failure.

— Heather [2023-10-08]
Games + Demos on Talking Simulator
#8691

It was a really luxurious club, until we blew it up.

— Kathleen [2023-10-08]
Tabletop RPGs on Talking Simulator
#8690

'What's this do?' 'I don't know.' 'Great!'

— Kathleen and Jacob [2023-10-08]
Tabletop RPGs on Talking Simulator
#8689

When in doubt, just wet the drys.

— Matt [2023-10-08]
Timberborn on Talking Simulator
#8688

We're here to make the whole place wet.

— Matt [2023-10-08]
Timberborn on Talking Simulator
#8687

Oh yeah, cull those backfaces!

— Graham [2023-10-08]
Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
#8686

Look at thunder-cheeks over here!

— Graham [2023-10-08]
Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
#8685

How does the toilet know what time it is?

— Ian [2023-10-07]
Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
#8684

It's like a little Dig Dug for your backside!

— Ian [2023-10-07]
Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
#8683

I gambled on pig and lost.

— Alex [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8682

Oh, the geode is like a geode!

— Graham [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8681

I will be as bad at video games as necessary to keep everyone entertained.

— Graham [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8680

I wonder how Hole is doing.

— Graham [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8679

I think I've already committed enough crimes against Graham.

— Cori [2023-10-07]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator