Quotes – LRRbot

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#8578

I only speak the truth.

— Ian, lying [2023-06-26]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8577

Drink the Grimace.

— Cori [2023-06-26]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8576

And I will be drawing with the power of my voice!

— Dale [2023-06-26]
Games + Demos on Crossing the Streams
#8575

Now I can go fast. Now I Sonic. Oops. Me too fast become red. I Tails now.

— Ian [2023-06-25]
Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
#8574

I'm sorry you have to hear that. It's crow time.

— Cori [2023-06-24]
Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
#8573

This is good! I'm glad we tested this becaus- aaaaa!

— Ian [2023-06-24]
Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
#8572

That's a mistake. Never read chat.

— Cori [2023-06-24]
Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
#8571

Why have friends when you can just have four computers?

— Cori [2023-06-24]
Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
#8570

Guess who's coming back to Race Pappy.

— Ian [2023-06-24]
Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
#8569

Remember kids, the Mans in Le Mans is pronounced "Mans".

— Ian [2023-06-24]
Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
#8568

Oh God, the barrels! The barrels are real!

— James [2023-06-19]
Crab Champions on Crossing the Streams
#8567

I don't know why videogames expect me to be polite.

— Heather [2023-06-18]
The Artful Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#8566

The greed is real, and honestly kinda works in my favour.

— Kathleen [2023-06-15]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#8565

You don't always have to maximise your ring dude.

— Graham [2023-06-15]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#8564

I've seen it with my eyes, but I haven't seen it with my other organs.

— Ian [2023-06-14]
HeroQuest on AFK
#8563

Fall before the might of Twinks!

— Bengineering [2023-06-14]
HeroQuest on AFK
#8562

Send my balls to space!

— Cori [2023-06-12]
Puzzle Bobble Everybubble! on Crossing the Streams
#8561

If I hear any of this noise in the bathroom, something has gone horribly wrong.

— Ian [2023-06-12]
Puzzle Bobble Everybubble! on Crossing the Streams
#8560

That's just a human cake.

— Az [2023-06-12]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8559

Noise-cancelling headphones: they don't stop the police.

— Cori [2023-06-12]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8558

Play with the knobs because they are pretty colors and make fun noises.

— Wheeler [2023-06-11]
Monster Train on Rhythm Cafe
#8557

How do you shout-out a cat?

— PowrDragn [2023-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8556

There's nothing in the rules about Gandalfing wrong.

— Serge [2023-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8555

The rules are all fun and we're in charge.

— Serge [2023-06-06]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8554

Everybody knows dot com is the real internet.

— Cori [2023-06-05]
Art on Rhythm Cafe