Quotes – LRRbot

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#8418

I did not push the buttons. I am not arrestable.

— Heather [2023-01-08]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#8417

No!..wait we're improv people, yes and fuck that!

— Bengineering [2023-01-03]
None on AFK
#8416

I had a lot to say about stuff that probably wasn't that valuable.

— Beej [2023-01-01]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#8415

I can put my face wherever I want.

— Beej [2023-01-01]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#8414

I love tumblr.

— Beej [2023-01-01]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#8413

Do I lose 'cause I questioned you?

— Serge, to Wheeler [2022-12-30]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8412

Hey, chat! Stop being correct! It's a bad look for us!

— Wheeler [2022-12-30]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8411

All the animals are in hell now!

— James, laughing [2022-12-27]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#8410

They're just hateful, hateful farmyard animals.

— James, on sheep [2022-12-27]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#8409

Assume a spherical Viking.

— Beej [2022-12-26]
Special Events on Bonus Stream
#8408

I wonder, has anyone tried to milk a raccoon?

— Matt [2022-12-26]
Special Events on Bonus Stream
#8407

It's mine to lose, and boy am I gonna.

— Beej [2022-12-26]
Special Events on Bonus Stream
#8406

Thanks for joining us, Christmas Hiss.

— Graham [2022-12-26]
Special Events on Bonus Stream
#8405

This is your last tingly juice.

— Heather [2022-12-25]
Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
#8404

I wouldn't say we're getting better at anything, because I'm not sure there's a way to get better at anything.

— Heather [2022-12-25]
Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
#8403

Full-throttle mushing stuff in front of my face.

— Heather [2022-12-25]
Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
#8402

Obviously you got the fuzzy end of the popsicle stick.

— Paul [2022-12-23]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#8401

I will eat seasonally-appropriate egg.

— Beej [2022-12-23]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#8400

Would you like to try something experimental?

— Ian, to Cori [2022-12-22]
Food & Drink on LRRMtG
#8399

I don't care about anything except for balls. Nobody take that out of context.

— James [2022-12-21]
Just Chatting on Let's NOPE
#8398

'Boats have feelings James.' 'Then they should feel bad.'

— Serge and James [2022-12-20]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8397

I'm doing very good, everyone should applaud me.

— Serge [2022-12-20]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8396

It's the thing that scares me most.

— Cori, On words [2022-12-19]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8395

It definitely has good bones, but we need more skins.

— Heather [2022-12-18]
Just Chatting on Rhythm Cafe
#8394

If it's in Sharpie, it's law.

— Ian [2022-12-18]
Just Chatting on Rhythm Cafe