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  1. #8588
    I'm fun! (You always know somebody's fun when they say 'I'm fun!')
    — Jacob [2023-07-09]
    THEATRHYTHM FINAL BAR LINE on Play it Forward
  2. #8587
    It's not a dark souls boss Nelson, they're gonna figure it out.
    — Adam [2023-07-07]
    Street Fighter 6 on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8586
    Let's have some potentially dangerous fun.
    — Ian [2023-07-06]
    Food & Drink on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8585
    Bombs will solve all of our problems!
    — Cori [2023-07-03]
    TowerFall Ascension on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8584
    While I *admire* Skeletor, I don't want to *be* Skeletor.
    — Ian [2023-07-02]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Bonus Stream
  6. #8583
    I'm very good at going down the road of badness.
    — Heather [2023-07-02]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Bonus Stream
  7. #8582
    Skin-based advice? Well, I mean, only if you're eating.
    — Ian [2023-07-02]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Bonus Stream
  8. #8581
    It's still a fall even if it's sideways.
    — RebelliousUno [2023-06-27]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  9. #8580
    Spatchcock my mushurkey!
    — Beej [2023-06-26]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8579
    Pick the scrungliest problem.
    — Matt [2023-06-26]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8578
    I only speak the truth.
    — Ian, lying [2023-06-26]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8577
    Drink the Grimace.
    — Cori [2023-06-26]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8576
    And I will be drawing with the power of my voice!
    — Dale [2023-06-26]
    Games + Demos on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8575
    Now I can go fast. Now I Sonic. Oops. Me too fast become red. I Tails now.
    — Ian [2023-06-25]
    Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8574
    I'm sorry you have to hear that. It's crow time.
    — Cori [2023-06-24]
    Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8573
    This is good! I'm glad we tested this becaus- aaaaa!
    — Ian [2023-06-24]
    Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8572
    That's a mistake. Never read chat.
    — Cori [2023-06-24]
    Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8571
    Why have friends when you can just have four computers?
    — Cori [2023-06-24]
    Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8570
    Guess who's coming back to Race Pappy.
    — Ian [2023-06-24]
    Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8569
    Remember kids, the Mans in Le Mans is pronounced "Mans".
    — Ian [2023-06-24]
    Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8568
    Oh God, the barrels! The barrels are real!
    — James [2023-06-19]
    Crab Champions on Crossing the Streams
  22. #8567
    I don't know why videogames expect me to be polite.
    — Heather [2023-06-18]
    The Artful Escape on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #8566
    The greed is real, and honestly kinda works in my favour.
    — Kathleen [2023-06-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  24. #8565
    You don't always have to maximise your ring dude.
    — Graham [2023-06-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  25. #8564
    I've seen it with my eyes, but I haven't seen it with my other organs.
    — Ian [2023-06-14]
    HeroQuest on AFK