Quotes – LRRbot

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#8366

There are two genders: whale and chipmunk.

— Cori [2022-11-18]
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#8365

What's folder minus mailbox? Letter?

— Beej [2022-11-18]
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#8364

I will face aging and walk backwards into dinosaurs.

— Beej [2022-11-18]
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#8363

It's full of tinier crabs!

— Graham [2022-11-17]
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#8362

History is written by the VST.

— Ian [2022-11-17]
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#8361

Disconcerting: The Julie Experience.

— Kathleen [2022-11-17]
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#8360

Pink could never lie to me.

— James [2022-11-17]
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#8359

Cat! Cat! Coffee.

— Carrie [2022-11-17]
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#8358

Geese are raptors of the bird world.

— Molly [2022-11-17]
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#8357

Hey everyone! I'm a deep-fried meme!

— Beej [2022-11-17]
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#8356

You can have two mouths in your nose.

— Paul [2022-11-17]
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#8355

The tongue is the nose of the mouth.

— Beej [2022-11-17]
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#8354

Please, reintegrate the derivative of milk.

— Ian [2022-11-16]
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#8353

I am a regular man who just wants to eat apples in the shape of children!

— Ben [2022-11-16]
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#8352

What's the point of a bus if we can't throw people under it?

— Max [2022-11-16]
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#8351

I don't form memories during Desert Bus.

— Cameron [2022-11-16]
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#8350

They're so cool. They have little things floating in them.

— Kathleen [2022-11-16]
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#8349

Why do you like talking into a microphone? It's weird!

— Serge [2022-11-16]
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#8348

If you liked what you saw... money.

— Cori [2022-11-16]
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#8347

What does he have to scream about? He has a 3D printer.

— Beej, referring to Ian [2022-11-16]
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#8346

I get very egg.

— Graham [2022-11-15]
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#8345

Don't touch another wizard's wizard stick.

— Graham [2022-11-15]
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#8344

Just chow down on some gold.

— Jordan [2022-11-15]
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#8343

Belgium is just la petite France

— Ian [2022-11-15]
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#8342

I'm sorry, I'm bringing my American moose logic into this.

— Mikey Neumann [2022-11-15]
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