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  1. #8309
    I'm more ethical by the minute.
    — Matt [2022-11-07]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  2. #8308
    The rabbit doesn't need a gun!
    — Graham [2022-11-07]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8307
    I'll just go big, 'cause I'm taking with my hands.
    — Cori [2022-11-07]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #8306
    I show up all the time without context.
    — Heather [2022-11-06]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #8305
    I'm going to unapologize for my apology. Everything is perfect.
    — Serge [2022-11-04]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  6. #8304
    I just figuered I needed to Skeksis it up a bit.
    — Graham [2022-11-04]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  7. #8303
    I just wish my sword was as long as hers.
    — Nelson [2022-11-03]
    Tunic on Play it Forward
  8. #8302
    My ass-mastication moratorium is over!
    — Ian [2022-11-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  9. #8301
    I heard the splash!
    — James [2022-11-01]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #8300
    The prequel for Friday the 13th is Animal House.
    — Cameron [2022-10-31]
    Movie Night on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #8299
    I wish we were still with the Elvis people.
    — Ian [2022-10-30]
    Frederic: Resurrection of Music - Director's Cut on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #8298
    The one good thing about this costume is that I literally cannot see Twitch chat.
    — Bengineering, dressed as a banana [2022-10-28]
    Magic: the Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #8297
    I know I'm the problem...
    — Beej [2022-10-28]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  14. #8296
    I'm a mummy's boy.
    — Bengineering [2022-10-26]
    Board Games on AFK
  15. #8295
    I don't want realism in my video games!
    — James [2022-10-25]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8294
    Tell us if you want to bongle a dongle.
    — Kathleen [2022-10-24]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8293
    The word of the day is: Knarly Shmeng.
    — Alex [2022-10-24]
    Art on Play it Forward
  18. #8292
    I produce amazing, warm-hearted staring into nothingness.
    — Heather [2022-10-23]
    Yoiyami Dancers: Twilight Danmaku Dancers on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #8291
    What's more important: an Olympic gold medal, or the ability to tear a bear in half with your bare hands?
    — Ian [2022-10-23]
    Yoiyami Dancers: Twilight Danmaku Dancers on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #8290
    All songs can't be true all the time.
    — Paul [2022-10-23]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  21. #8289
    I need you to ignore the burning smell for this one.
    — Heather [2022-10-22]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #8288
    I just want to be winning before I die.
    — Bengineering [2022-10-22]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #8287
    We're not really here for points, we're here for horror.
    — Heather [2022-10-22]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #8286
    Ian, your pumpkin is wrong.
    — Heather [2022-10-22]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8285
    I am good at puzzles made for children.
    — Nelson [2022-10-19]
    Tunic on Play it Forward