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  1. #8501
    What this game needs more than anything is a 'put hat back on' button.
    — Ian [2023-03-27]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  2. #8500
    This game always drags out what my last noise will be.
    — Cameron [2023-03-27]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8499
    My hitbox is abnormally large for my age.
    — Ian [2023-03-26]
    Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #8498
    Even in Minecraft you don't do it like this!
    — Alex [2023-03-25]
    Just Chatting on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #8497
    That's what the rulebook says - one good idea a year.
    — James [2023-03-25]
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #8496
    A boat is just a hole that can float.
    — Beej [2023-03-25]
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #8495
    It's like God took a dump in your hands, it's glorious.
    — Ian [2023-03-25]
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #8494
    you haven't lived until you've sporked.
    — James [2023-03-21]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  9. #8493
    This is flared in the X, Y and Z axes.
    — Cameron [2023-03-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8492
    We'll see if the communal LoadingReadyRun brain cell is working hard today.
    — Jordynne [2023-03-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8491
    I could have made better decisions.
    — Beej [2023-03-20]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8490
    We won't go into this too deeply, because it's stupid and dumb.
    — Paul [2023-03-17]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  13. #8489
    'Remember when computers were easy?' '......No, no, I don't.'
    — Ian and Paul [2023-03-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #8488
    Never worry about the tarp.
    — James [2023-03-14]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  15. #8487
    You never hope for Beej, you just get Beej.
    — James [2023-03-14]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  16. #8486
    I was born into the higgledy piggledy.
    — James [2023-03-14]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  17. #8485
    Tell us what to do. All hail Cori.
    — James [2023-03-13]
    Rocket League on Play it Forward
  18. #8484
    Do not attempt to go climb the tower of lava.
    — Ian [2023-03-12]
    Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #8483
    Take that, commerce.
    — Ian [2023-03-12]
    Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #8482
    I put my geometry inside another man and he died.
    — Graham [2023-03-06]
    GoldenEye 007 on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8481
    Well, I guess I'm the only one that likes to sit.
    — Nelson [2023-03-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #8480
    There's no reason we can't go deeper and we SHOULD go deeper, so we can have a hole worthy for what we want.
    — Ian [2023-03-02]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  23. #8479
    Please stop mailing us meat.
    — Graham [2023-03-01]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  24. #8478
    Panic, panic, panic, that's gonna win the game!
    — Beej [2023-02-27]
    Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8477
    This is why none of us are birds.
    — Ian [2023-02-27]
    Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams