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#8347

What does he have to scream about? He has a 3D printer.

— Beej, referring to Ian [2022-11-16]
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#8346

I get very egg.

— Graham [2022-11-15]
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#8345

Don't touch another wizard's wizard stick.

— Graham [2022-11-15]
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#8344

Just chow down on some gold.

— Jordan [2022-11-15]
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#8343

Belgium is just la petite France

— Ian [2022-11-15]
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#8342

I'm sorry, I'm bringing my American moose logic into this.

— Mikey Neumann [2022-11-15]
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#8341

Please, just do the thing that's physically possible.

— Cori [2022-11-15]
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#8340

You heard it here first, Beej does not consider esports to be real sports.

— Paul [2022-11-15]
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#8339

Good work on the detritus. Very visceral.

— Cori [2022-11-15]
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#8338

Not everybody learns things in school.

— Beej [2022-11-15]
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#8337

This evening's mostly about texture.

— Graham [2022-11-14]
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#8336

I would hope the rat king has rabies.

— Graham [2022-11-14]
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#8335

eeehehehheheeh.... lootboxes.

— Jacob [2022-11-14]
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#8334

The most important thing as a streamer is to take the best jokes and take credit for them.

— Serge [2022-11-14]
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#8333

I feel like any story you tell could just end in an itemized receipt.

— Cori, to Beej [2022-11-14]
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#8332

There are still some difficulties involving clothing.

— Andrew, referring to Beej [2022-11-13]
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#8331

Everything is fine, everyone is alive, and fully clothed.

— Matt [2022-11-13]
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#8330

Before we do that, we should make sure that Beej is wearing clothes.

— Graham [2022-11-13]
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#8329

Dear Crime Diary: Today I did a crime.

— Julie [2022-11-13]
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#8328

Anything's a case if you stuff something inside of it.

— Julie [2022-11-13]
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#8327

Please tell me why I own deepsalad dot com.

— Graham [2022-11-13]
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#8326

Salted kelp! Salted kelp! Salted kelp! Salted kelp? Salted kelp? Salted kelp. Salted kelp? Salted kelp!

— Jacob [2022-11-13]
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#8325

I'm an extremely strange creature. I cannot help this.

— Matt Griffiths [2022-11-13]
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#8324

Time for the Egg Chorus.

— Kathleen [2022-11-13]
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#8323

It's clearly the smart, safe idea, it's just not what I expected.

— Dale, as DM, to his players [2022-11-13]
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