Quotes – LRRbot

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#8387

In my defence I was left unsupervised.

— RebelliousUno [2022-12-06]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8386

Should we just put the trombone into this?

— Nelson [2022-12-05]
Music on Rhythm Cafe
#8385

How do I make it noon? How do I make it noon?!

— Heather [2022-12-04]
Mozart Requiem on Rhythm Cafe
#8384

We're going to be wandering around with an oddly smooth Mozart.

— Ian [2022-12-04]
Mozart Requiem on Rhythm Cafe
#8383

It's not in my job description to validate Serge.

— James [2022-11-29]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8382

There's no time to figure out buttons, Heather's on a warpath.

— Ben [2022-11-28]
Fantasy Strike on Crossing the Streams
#8381

We're not planning to do any crimes today.

— Cori [2022-11-28]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8380

That's some good veinage on that frog fist.

— Ian [2022-11-27]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#8379

Open your nozzle! Become open for me!

— Ian [2022-11-24]
Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
#8378

Oh god, what did I just do? There was a button. I pressed it. We're never doing that again.

— Cameron [2022-11-22]
Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
#8377

I just shot my goo on myself.

— Wheeler [2022-11-21]
Fortnite on Let's NOPE
#8376

I'm only gonna pet you with one hand, deal with it.

— Angel [2022-11-21]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8375

This is the ball of a champion.

— Erika [2022-11-19]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8374

It's nice that there's committees.

— Beej [2022-11-19]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8373

I believe in Beej's gut more than his lying face.

— Paul [2022-11-19]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8372

All of the bits are being held in the puppet zone.

— Jordan [2022-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8371

Do we wanna give away some shifty wood?

— Graham [2022-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8370

Don't you put it in your lungs.

— Julie, singing [2022-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8369

Corn. Train. Different thing.

— Jacob [2022-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8368

We can fit so many people in this Beej.

— Erika [2022-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8367

I like what I like and I don't care what you think.

— Jacob [2022-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8366

There are two genders: whale and chipmunk.

— Cori [2022-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8365

What's folder minus mailbox? Letter?

— Beej [2022-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8364

I will face aging and walk backwards into dinosaurs.

— Beej [2022-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#8363

It's full of tinier crabs!

— Graham [2022-11-17]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope