Quotes

Well played, pig. Well played. You get to keep your rectum.

He's doing a way too good a job protecting his butt.

I discovered some delightful new ways to f*ck up.

This man's *ss is glowing.

I would rather be lucky than good.

Take me down to the Mimic City where the chests are… I don't know… full of teeth?

I can't wait for the opportunity to inject myself with morphine I found on the ground.

Cameron *does* drop a sweet katana. Out of his butt. Julie put it there.

I saw this guy once touch his own flaming balls.

It's just like high school, everyone is partying and I'm out here killing dogs with a saw.

Life is a spike-ball guy you don't want to fight a second time.

Move your molasses legs!

Let's <belch>!

They have a ledger of hatred. I wish I had one of those.

I don't really care about my testicles *that* much.

There are worse problems to have in life than a bunch of nude selfies… with sponges.

I don't want to see a picture of somebody covering their private parts with the sponge.

Hotcarlson, did you send those dick pics like I told you to?

If you don't have a sponge guy, you're not living life right.

Why do you want to get into some guy? I did not know it was that kind of game.

Wait, which one of these buckets do I poop in?

Boy, is my butt tired.

I'm basically a raptor.

When the opportunity arises, I do eat humans.