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#189

Oh good! Good good… gooood… goohohohood… this is GOOHOHOOD…

— Alex, terrified [2015-05-01]
#185

F*ck you, pumpkin! Eat shit!

— Alex [2015-05-01]
#184

Daytime drinking takes a lot of effort. You have to drink just enough to coast.

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#183

The last time I got high, I ended up minigunning a bunch of aliens.

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#182

Turns out, I would be terrible at Storage Wars.

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#181

Calm down! I just need your bike so I can get to my blimp.

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#180

Broadly speaking, everybody has a skull for a head.

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#179

I'm not the only one who's confused by that, right?

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#178

I skip lung day a lot, is the problem.

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#177

Oh that's handbrake! What the f**k have I been pushing?

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#176

Be careful over there. That's our internet.

— Graham [2014-04-30]
#175

I have a bunch of dents in my forehead, and at least 2 of them I remember the stories behind.

— Alex [2015-04-29]
#174

I have literally decreased the cost of life.

— Paul [2015-04-06]
#173

Why does everybody keep coming on to me?

— Paul [2015-04-06]
#172

It's just like a warm toilet seat.

— Cori [2015-04-28]
#171

I'll leave it on the love nugget.

— Beej [2015-04-28]
#170

420 yoloswag I win the game!

— Beej [2015-04-28]
#169

You've killed Ian. — What a relief.

— Heather and Beej [2015-04-28]
#168

Alright kids, what did we learn today? That's right, never trust Kathleen!

— Alex [2015-04-28]
#167

We vegetarians appreciate the fact that you don't resent us.

— Cameron [2015-04-19]
#166

You *sshole! You made my skull pizza escape.

— Cameron [2015-04-19]
#165

There is an awful lot of torsos down here.

— Cameron [2015-04-19]
#164

I didn't get to where I am in this game, i.e. making no progress ever, by being cautious.

— Cameron [2015-04-19]
#163

I don't like murdering men in wheelchairs… but sometimes it's useful to do so.

— Cameron [2015-04-19]
#162

Could I just start injecting my thigh directly with vodka?

— Cameron [2015-04-16]