Quotes – LRRbot

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#155

Nobody wants to poop in the dark.

— Heather [2015-04-22]
#154

He's like a vending machine. You insert bullets and death falls out.

— Alex [2015-04-21]
#153

According to McDonald's official canon…

— Graham [2015-04-23]
#152

That's not how roads work! You can't do that!

— James [2015-04-23]
#151

James accidentally turned on the XBox with his face.

— Graham [2015-04-23]
#150

I'm a cruel god.

— James [2015-04-23]
#149

This pile of meat is gushing all over me.

— Alex [2015-04-21]
#148

We need a youth culture that goes and hangs out in landfills.

— AlexanderDitto [2015-04-22]
#147

I seem to be firmly inserted into this insect.

— Alex [2015-04-28]
#146

Isn't learning and filling your trousers with stool fun?

— Alex [2015-04-28]
#145

I just have to wait for the frog thing to arrive and murder everybody.

— Beej [2015-04-20]
#144

Let's go to a less dangerous level… the island covered in fire!

— Paul [2015-04-20]
#143

Mucus is extremely motivating.

— Kathleen [2015-04-20]
#142

Hooray! I got f*cked by past me!

— Alex [2014-12-09]
#141

It's the scariest of all monsters: the Jumping Jack Dinosaur.

— Paul [2015-04-06]
#140

I always wanted to spend my afternoon very clumsily shooting at Germans.

— Alex [2015-04-18]
#139

Afterwards is always the best time to deal with consequences.

— Cameron [2015-04-14]
#138

I've never been a squid.

— Alex [2015-04-14]
#137

There is nothing like a warm glass of… children's blood.

— Lars [2015-04-09]
#136

Friends don't let friends play inverted.

— Lars [2015-04-09]
#135

Just use Vim!

— Cameron [2015-04-05]
#134

I lip-synch to Taylor Swift for fun.

— Cameron [2015-04-05]
#133

I think I would have been a mega hot ballet dancer.

— Cameron [2015-04-05]
#132

Regular jobs are for chumps. Never get a regular job, kids!

— Adam [2015-04-12]
#131

I'm making diamonds in my butt right now.

— Adam [2015-04-12]