Quotes – LRRbot

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#8546

My parents instilled in me an unnecessary sense of responsibility.

— Ian [2023-05-28]
Melatonin on Rhythm Cafe
#8545

Who's better at destroying evidence? Let's find out!

— Heather [2023-05-28]
Melatonin on Rhythm Cafe
#8544

My manners compel me to say "thank you", but be aware I don't mean it.

— Ian [2023-05-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8543

You seem like a man who likes to lick things.

— Bengineering, to Beej [2023-05-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8542

Can we make a pact this summer to get me to use a chainsaw on something?

— Alex [2023-05-22]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8541

Horse club: we live with our choices.

— Carrie [2023-05-22]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8540

And people say this is the wholesome stream." "DO they?

— Ian and Heather [2023-05-21]
Beat Blitz on Rhythm Cafe
#8539

The less said about nut milk on this stream, the better.

— Ian [2023-05-21]
Beat Blitz on Rhythm Cafe
#8538

Yeah, Magic players are idiots.

— Wheeler [2023-05-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8537

Stick your head in the gramophone, Kathleen, it'll all be okay.

— Cori [2023-05-15]
PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#8536

I can't jump when I'm grasping the gnome.

— Ben [2023-05-15]
PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#8535

I am the villain.

— Angel [2023-05-15]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8534

I'm about to make some very poor decisions.

— Beej [2023-05-13]
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom on Bonus Stream
#8533

If you have to ask who baby is, you're probably baby.

— Serge [2023-05-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8532

I need 50 pounds of grubs.

— Cori [2023-05-08]
Trine 4: The Nightmare Prince on Crossing the Streams
#8531

The score is, Heather wins.

— Heather [2023-05-07]
Mozart Requiem on Rhythm Cafe
#8530

He's a video game character, he's not gonna need all those organs.

— Heather [2023-05-05]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#8529

I called it!...other then the time I flip-flopped.

— Cori [2023-05-05]
Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
#8528

Do you think being a swarm of bugs counts as a negative condition?

— Adam [2023-05-04]
Board Games on LRRMtG
#8527

It may look silly, but I once flashed a statue and it gave me treasure.

— Cori [2023-05-03]
Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
#8526

When you're on the train, you're on the train. To the train.

— Ian [2023-04-29]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8525

I'm not here to make optimal doughnut plays.

— Bengineering [2023-04-26]
Board Games on AFK
#8524

Everyone wants a tasty face.

— Nelson [2023-04-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8523

Chat just wants the jizz.

— Nelson [2023-04-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8522

I am proud of my sins.

— Alex [2023-04-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams