Quotes – LRRbot

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#7475

Aah! It's raining me!

— Cameron [2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
#7474

I keep hammering the "cry" button, but it's only happening in real life.

— Graham [2021-01-27]
Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
#7473

Maybe I'm better when I'm on fire ?

— RebelliousUno [2021-01-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7472

It's hard to see where you're going when you're on fire a lot.

— RebelliousUno [2021-01-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7471

You ever just have a man appear inside of you?

— James [2021-01-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7470

I am experiencing mediocre comprehension!

— Dale, as Randall [2021-01-25]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7469

We may end up hitting peak boxcutter soon.

— Ian [2021-01-24]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
#7468

I'm powered by toffee and speed.

— Ian [2021-01-24]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
#7467

I am powered by licorice and speed!

— Ian [2021-01-23]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
#7466

what do you call those little kid rocking coffins? Cradles!

— Ian [2021-01-23]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
#7465

I'm so glad we get to close the narrative arc of Ben's dinner.

— Graham [2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7464

You could have stayed omnipotent, but now we just know you are a weinner.

— Bengineering, on James [2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7463

James speaks lies.

— Cameron [2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7462

What is wrong with my mouth?

— Cameron [2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7461

Do bears have morals?

— Kathleen [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7460

It's like Boo-Boo, if Boo-Boo was homicidal.

— Kathleen [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7459

Would you like to escape by being so cute?

— Michelle Rapp [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7458

That was weird, but I like it.

— Anthony Rapp [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7457

I'm going to try and just hold onto your butt as you rampage.

— Kathleen [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7456

Please know that I'm having a moment of lucidity, don't waste it!

— Anthony Rapp, as Zackariah [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7455

Unfortunately, you don't really know how pants work.

— Michelle Rapp [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7454

I need to be put in jail for the words that I say.

— Ian [2021-01-16]
Project CARS 2 on LRRMtG
#7453

I like explosions. It's like fire, but louder.

— Heather [2021-01-16]
None on LRRMtG
#7452

NO! I rimmed it again!

— James [2021-01-16]
None on LRRMtG
#7451

Tune in on Saturday, when there is literally no progression other than time itself!

— Ian [2021-01-14]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG