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  1. #7444
    The long haired hippy witch hut need not apply.
    — Serge [2021-01-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #7443
    I've always been a finger boy.
    — Ian [2021-01-10]
    Rocksmith 2014 on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7442
    Again, different smells are occurring.
    — Ian [2021-01-07]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  4. #7441
    I love the sentence 'Grass positive'.
    — Serge [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #7440
    I'm glad you found joy in a very you way.
    — Serge [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #7439
    I'm dumber then a sea cucumber.
    — Serge [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #7438
    Ah, gah, Everything is ass!
    — Serge [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #7437
    Can you turn into a car?
    — James [2021-01-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #7436
    Remember: 68 gnomes watched us while we did this.
    — Adam [2021-01-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7435
    I'm playing this character like I stole a car!
    — Adam [2021-01-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7434
    I'm gonna make you question your choices and doubt every move you make.
    — Beej [2021-01-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7433
    KILL 👑🦆🔪
    — LRRTwitter
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7432
    I think I'm ready to race.
    — Ian, an hour into the race [2021-01-03]
    Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
  14. #7431
    They are bone cold, which is a new phrase I am coining.
    — Ian [2021-01-03]
    Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
  15. #7430
    Everything changes once you restarted everything.
    — Ian [2021-01-03]
    Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
  16. #7429
    I loaded into Rasputin's "underground area" if you catch my drift
    — Cameron [2020-12-31]
    Destiny 2 on Crossing the Streams
  17. #7428
    Shins, balls, orifice. Just like the nursery rhyme.
    — Graham [2020-12-31]
    Destiny 2 on Crossing the Streams
  18. #7427
    Instead of getting married I just went on a cruise ship. Twice!
    — Serge [2020-12-30]
    THE GAME OF LIFE 2 on Crossing the Streams
  19. #7426
    Stop getting married, I can't afford to treat myself to things.
    — Serge [2020-12-30]
    THE GAME OF LIFE 2 on Crossing the Streams
  20. #7425
    We don't need a healer if we don't get hit!
    — Heather [2020-12-30]
    THE GAME OF LIFE 2 on Talking Simulator
  21. #7424
    If I take it, it becomes mine and then I'm not stealing things that aren't mine.
    — Heather [2015-10-28]
    None on Talking Simulator
  22. #7423
    Those are your Joe Kim eggs.
    — James [2020-12-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #7422
    Minecraft is dumb.
    — James [2020-12-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #7421
    We're basically just doing ZETA's thing.
    — James [2020-12-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7420
    Inside Beej is really funny.
    — Kathleen [2020-12-26]
    jackbox on Bonus Stream