Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#7333

I think I have opinions.

— TQ [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7332

I love risky bread!

— Jacob [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7331

"So, Serge I was wondering. What's your strategy here?" "Hit ball with stick."

— Liz and Serge [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7330

Whenever we need to relieve stress, we just prolapse a cow.

— Cameron [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7329

Blaseball is like if Jon Bois wrote Homestuck.

— Molly Lewis [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7328

I never obligate people to laugh at the things that I say.

— Heather [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7327

Why do all noises that come out of Ian suck?

— Ben [2020-11-13]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7326

I don't know what you're talking about and I don't want to.

— Graham, to Ian [2020-11-13]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7325

I am small and me.

— Jacob [2020-11-13]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7324

Just cruising past the finish line in a slightly damaged train. That's how I want to end next year's 24 Hours of LRRMans.

— Ian [2020-11-08]
Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
#7323

Everything I say is steeped in controversy.

— Adam [2020-11-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7322

I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped- ow.

— RebelliousUno, dying [2020-11-03]
Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
#7321

Remember kids: don't play like I play.

— James [2020-11-03]
Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
#7320

Now if I were a key, and God willing someday I will be....

— RebelliousUno [2020-11-03]
Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
#7319

For awhile I wasn't powerful, and it felt bad, now I feel good....any questions?

— Serge [2020-11-03]
Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
#7318

I don't know what it is, but there's something weirdly erotic about those peas.

— Ian [2020-11-01]
Rhythm Fighter on Rhythm Cafe
#7317

Shoot him with that fish!

— Beej, to an imaginary Ben Ulmer [2020-10-30]
Just Chatting on Rhythm Cafe
#7316

Petting the dog is the reward unto its self.

— Paul [2020-10-30]
Just Chatting on Rhythm Cafe
#7315

The more of the skin you remove, the more it looks like a droid.

— Ian [2020-10-29]
Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
#7314

Important question: If I die, do I still get paid?

— Heather [2020-10-28]
Phasmophobia on Rhythm Cafe
#7313

Somebody turn off the lights and leave me alone!

— Heather [2020-10-28]
Phasmophobia on Rhythm Cafe
#7312

The key has been delivered, I repeat.

— Serge [2020-10-27]
Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
#7311

Nothing but weird, fleshy net.

— RebelliousUno [2020-10-27]
Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
#7310

'Why does your dog have so many arrows in it's face?' 'It likes to play fetch?'

— RebelliousUno and Serge [2020-10-27]
Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
#7309

Behind you James, I'm the corpse.

— RebelliousUno [2020-10-27]
Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe