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  1. #7312
    The key has been delivered, I repeat.
    — Serge [2020-10-27]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7311
    Nothing but weird, fleshy net.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-10-27]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7310
    'Why does your dog have so many arrows in it's face?' 'It likes to play fetch?'
    — RebelliousUno and Serge [2020-10-27]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7309
    Behind you James, I'm the corpse.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-10-27]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7308
    I am obligated to inform you that a threat has been made against you.
    — Cameron, as DM, the one making the threat [2020-10-26]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7307
    You may be literally the boss of me but you're not the boss of me.
    — Alex, as Barker [2020-10-26]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #7306
    'He puts people in Jars.' 'No he doesn't, he just doesn't free them.'
    — Cori and Cameron, on Adam
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7305
    Things that are scared of you can't be scary, right?
    — Cori [2020-10-25]
    Ikenfell on LRRMtG
  9. #7303
    You can't get more gamer than a muffin on a progress bar!
    — Heather [2020-10-23]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  10. #7302
    We're here to get hecked up on autumn!
    — Kathleen [2020-10-23]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
  11. #7301
    I'm just a girl looking for an eyeball....
    — Cori [2020-10-22]
    Ikenfell on Let's NOPE
  12. #7300
    I forget what you said but it was incredibly wrong.
    — Wheeler [2020-10-21]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Let's NOPE
  13. #7299
    In this household we believe in *wholesome* pornography.
    — Wheeler [2020-10-21]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Let's NOPE
  14. #7298
    If you don't have cookies I don't care about you.
    — Cori [2020-10-21]
    Ikenfell on Let's NOPE
  15. #7297
    Maybe they won't poison me if I stay poisoned.
    — Cori [2020-10-21]
    Ikenfell on Let's NOPE
  16. #7296
    Wouldn't be motivation if I didn't totally miss it.
    — Cori [2020-10-21]
    Ikenfell on Let's NOPE
  17. #7295
    It's Monday, so the noises are back.
    — Cori [2020-10-19]
    Ikenfell on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7294
    Don't panic, it's normal, it's normal for people to have coffee.
    — Cori [2020-10-18]
    Ikenfell on Bonus Stream
  19. #7293
    I love it but also I hate it.
    — Cori [2020-10-18]
    Ikenfell on Bonus Stream
  20. #7292
    Maybe I can just scream at the feet?
    — Cori [2020-10-14]
    Ikenfell on Bonus Stream
  21. #7291
    Let's poison these pants!
    — Cori [2020-10-14]
    Ikenfell on Bonus Stream
  22. #7290
    Did you know that 'Hot Mic' is short for Hotel Michael?
    — Cori [2020-10-14]
    Ikenfell on Bonus Stream
  23. #7289
    How are you still wrong?
    — RebelliousUno [2020-10-13]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #7288
    When I say 'done' I mean 'giving up.'
    — James [2020-10-13]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7287
    what if I just build it wrong and call it done?
    — RebelliousUno [2020-10-13]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock