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  1. #7497
    Man, this rain's louder than Graham's CBC sweater.
    — Gaytanic_Panic, regarding the loud Spanish rain in Resident Evil 4 [2021-02-09]
    Resident Evil 4 on Let's NOPE
  2. #7496
    Googly moogly that's so many!
    — James [2021-02-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #7495
    Are you gonna put yourself in the Alex hole?
    — Cori, to Paul [2021-02-08]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7494
    I've never joked about anything in my life!
    — Matt, unconvincingly [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  5. #7493
    Who wants eyes?
    — Nelson [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  6. #7492
    This isn't the kind of stream I thought it was going to be.
    — Nelson [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  7. #7491
    I have declared it's okay to be in love.
    — Nelson [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  8. #7490
    You kill-stole my puzzle piece!
    — Cori [2021-02-03]
    Puzzle With Your Friends on Let's NOPE
  9. #7489
    I didn't think the chicken would actually die when I shot it!
    — Adam [2021-02-02]
    Resident Evil 4 on Let's NOPE
  10. #7488
    I kicked this kid out of bed and he grew up.
    — James [2021-02-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #7487
    I'm distracted by setting cows on fire.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-02-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #7486
    This is the most sensible thing we've ever done on this show.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-02-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #7485
    Of all the things I'm doing in my life, this is the most important.
    — James, on Minecraft [2021-02-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #7484
    Taste my freedom!
    — Ben, As Lady Liberty [2021-01-30]
    Special Events on Play it Forward
  15. #7483
    We're not here to be crushed by huge women, we're here to talk about feet!
    — Kathleen [2021-01-30]
    Special Events on Play it Forward
  16. #7482
    Wow! Nice changeover, no one died!
    — Ian [2021-01-30]
    Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
  17. #7481
    You just gotta be able to kill stuff, Graham Stark, 2021.
    — Graham [2021-01-29]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  18. #7480
    Graham! Die quicker!
    — Bengineering [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  19. #7479
    What's the point of water, if you can't kill somebody with it?
    — Paul [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  20. #7478
    Cam, help, this buff fish is bullying me.
    — Graham [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  21. #7477
    Good news, the slime is more viscous than we originally thought.
    — Graham [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  22. #7476
    Shoutout to my boy Euclid!
    — Ian [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  23. #7475
    Aah! It's raining me!
    — Cameron [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  24. #7474
    I keep hammering the "cry" button, but it's only happening in real life.
    — Graham [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  25. #7473
    Maybe I'm better when I'm on fire ?
    — RebelliousUno [2021-01-26]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock