Quotes – LRRbot

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#7468

I'm powered by toffee and speed.

— Ian [2021-01-24]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
#7467

I am powered by licorice and speed!

— Ian [2021-01-23]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
#7466

what do you call those little kid rocking coffins? Cradles!

— Ian [2021-01-23]
Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
#7465

I'm so glad we get to close the narrative arc of Ben's dinner.

— Graham [2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7464

You could have stayed omnipotent, but now we just know you are a weinner.

— Bengineering, on James [2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7463

James speaks lies.

— Cameron [2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7462

What is wrong with my mouth?

— Cameron [2021-01-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7461

Do bears have morals?

— Kathleen [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7460

It's like Boo-Boo, if Boo-Boo was homicidal.

— Kathleen [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7459

Would you like to escape by being so cute?

— Michelle Rapp [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7458

That was weird, but I like it.

— Anthony Rapp [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7457

I'm going to try and just hold onto your butt as you rampage.

— Kathleen [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7456

Please know that I'm having a moment of lucidity, don't waste it!

— Anthony Rapp, as Zackariah [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7455

Unfortunately, you don't really know how pants work.

— Michelle Rapp [2021-01-18]
Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
#7454

I need to be put in jail for the words that I say.

— Ian [2021-01-16]
Project CARS 2 on LRRMtG
#7453

I like explosions. It's like fire, but louder.

— Heather [2021-01-16]
None on LRRMtG
#7452

NO! I rimmed it again!

— James [2021-01-16]
None on LRRMtG
#7451

Tune in on Saturday, when there is literally no progression other than time itself!

— Ian [2021-01-14]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7450

If the furries can figure it out, the streamers can too.

— Serge [2021-01-13]
Board Games on Unknown
#7449

It's always the season for skeleton fashion.

— RebelliousUno [2021-01-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7448

I feel like every time we come back to this, we get a little worse at minecraft.

— Serge [2021-01-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7447

It is a little cool I can go into the lava and peer into the depths of hell.

— JoeKim [2021-01-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7446

Man coffee is so good.

— Serge [2021-01-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7445

I'm lost and I'm being bullied by pigs.

— Serge [2021-01-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7444

The long haired hippy witch hut need not apply.

— Serge [2021-01-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock