Quotes – LRRbot

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#7625

I'm worried about getting sweaty all over my squirrels.

— Wheeler [2021-06-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#7624

I hate these stupid holes.

— James [2021-06-01]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7623

'Don't make it weird, dude!' 'You're 3 hours too late on that one.'

— Matt Griffiths and Nelson [2021-05-31]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7622

How do we make this ghost restful enough to eat cheese?

— Andy [2021-05-31]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7621

There is no upper limit to the love.

— Michelle Rapp, as Ulrich [2021-05-31]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7620

I'm full of yogurt and having the time of my life!

— Andy, as Terry [2021-05-31]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7619

Well that encounter got weirder.

— Nelson, voicing the Dice Friends motto [2021-05-31]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7618

I hacked a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

— Serge [2021-05-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7617

It's live, that means it's legal!

— Kiss [2021-05-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7616

Possums love me!

— Kathleen, delightedly [2021-05-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7615

'Would you like to roll initiative?' 'I would NOT.'

— Kiss and Cameron [2021-05-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7614

Books generally eat time.

— Cameron [2021-05-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7613

The lights stay off during broccoli fisting.

— Alex [2021-05-24]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7612

Quick update: I think I am bleeding.

— Serge [2021-05-22]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#7611

That's the river, not a shortcut.

— Kathleen [2021-05-21]
None on LRRMtG
#7610

Beej always apologizes but I never believe him.

— Matt [2021-05-19]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7609

Respect the Oxford comma.

— Serge [2021-05-19]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7608

Work first, then banana.

— Adam [2021-05-19]
Jackbox Party Packs on Let's NOPE
#7607

This bookcase has offended me deeply.

— Matt Griffiths [2021-05-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7606

I thought books were my friends!

— Cori, in dismay [2021-05-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7605

I could take a tiny horse very easily.

— Heather [2021-05-17]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7604

It's always an embarrassing time to be on the Internet.

— Heather [2021-05-17]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7603

Does this mean I get to eat cats?

— RebelliousUno [2021-05-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7602

Is Halloween just witch-punk?

— Cori [2021-05-10]
Art on Talking Simulator
#7601

It's always good to protect the stuff that you're happy with.

— Az [2021-05-10]
Art on Talking Simulator