Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#7363
Comic Sans is the funniest font, fight me.
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Kathleen
[2020-11-19]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7362
My hands are literally just longer versions of my feet.
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Beej
[2020-11-19]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7361
"I think I'm actually getting better at this!" "I'm glad you think so."
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Ian and Wiggins
[2020-11-18]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7360
I guess I'm telefragging Cam. It's what he would have wanted.
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Alex
[2020-11-18]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7359
I pictured this bit going quicker, and also better.
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Beej
[2020-11-18]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7358
I'm glad everyone decided to read chat.
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Bengineering
[2020-11-17]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7357
I am a parody of myself.
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Jacob
[2020-11-17]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7356
What's a kindness war without collateral damage?
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Jacob
[2020-11-17]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7355
I'm very full of hollandaise.
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Julie
[2020-11-17]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7354
Yeah, some of them have blood.
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Cori
[2020-11-17]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7353
The world needs more humble comedic geniuses like us.
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Jacob
[2020-11-16]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7352
Benevolence is an option.
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Carrie
[2020-11-16]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7351
I like that! No I don't!
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Beej
[2020-11-16]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7350
We'll save you the butthole of the bread.
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Beej
[2020-11-16]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7349
I gotta change eyes.
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Beej
[2020-11-16]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7348
Always leave them getting nothing.
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Beej
[2020-11-16]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7347
I showed you my nut punch, please reply.
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Graham
[2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7346
I had no idea there were so many Garages.
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Graham
[2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7345
I don't pay attention to the things that come out of my mouth.
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Graham
[2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7344
Are you sure this has nothing to do with people who sell terrible meat through the mail?
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Carrie
[2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7343
I'M McDonald's now!
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Jacob
[2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7342
I've never been more delighted to not know what's going on.
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Jacob
[2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7341
You look like a '90s anime!
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Cori,
to Beej
[2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7340
I'm a penguin! What are you?
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Heather
[2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#7339
I have no mouth, and I must TONGUES!
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Molly Lewis
[2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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