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  1. #7384
    There's a shark in my calm blue ocean? I punch that shark in the face, call it an idiot, and tell it to lrrEFF off.
    — Adam [2020-12-05]
    Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
  2. #7383
    You don't stink, Twitch Chat. You're beautiful, and great. Wonderful, and funny, and smart, and helpful.
    — Adam, with no irony [2020-12-05]
    Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
  3. #7382
    When you fall off the top, then fall off the bottom, that's weird.
    — Graham [2020-12-04]
    Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time on Play it Forward
  4. #7381
    Adam has trained you all badly.
    — Graham, on Chat [2020-12-02]
    Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time on Play it Forward
  5. #7380
    So I wasn't wrong, I was just completely wrong.
    — Cori [2020-12-01]
    Sherlock Holmes: The Devil's Daughter on Talking Simulator
  6. #7379
    Butt pancakes, that's a thing I just said.
    — Serge [2020-12-01]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #7378
    Ah I understand now' 'It wasn't a riddle.'
    — James and Serge [2020-12-01]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #7377
    Gatekeeping is horseshit. You can play the game you want to play.
    — Jacob [2020-11-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7376
    An entire extra game mode came out of N.Brio's cloaca.
    — Graham [2020-11-30]
    Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7375
    I'm still his friend, even though he's wrong.
    — Kathleen, about Ian [2020-11-28]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on LRRMtG
  11. #7374
    I have opinions about *everything.*
    — Ian [2020-11-28]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on LRRMtG
  12. #7373
    I don't even think Beej agreed to this; we just told him it was happening.
    — Graham [2020-11-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  13. #7372
    I know want I want to do, it's just a matter of doing it.
    — Graham [2020-11-27]
    Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time on LRRMtG
  14. #7371
    It's not a real flesh bus unless it honks.
    — Ian [2020-11-22]
    Space Channel 5 on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7370
    You're sexy deer, you should remember the butt-antlers.
    — Boomer [2020-11-20]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #7369
    If the booty is facing away from me, then the eyebrows are facing towards me.
    — Beej [2020-11-20]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7368
    Oh, we side-ballin'.
    — Cori [2020-11-20]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7367
    Luckily, to go with the champagne, we also got McDonald's.
    — Graham [2020-11-20]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7366
    We've seen all the vines.
    — Graham [2020-11-19]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7365
    At what point have we gone too far?
    — Ben, after going way too far [2020-11-19]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7364
    We don't have them anymore. We made them someone else's problem.
    — Graham, about the Wiiplay shirts [2020-11-19]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7363
    Comic Sans is the funniest font, fight me.
    — Kathleen [2020-11-19]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7362
    My hands are literally just longer versions of my feet.
    — Beej [2020-11-19]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7361
    "I think I'm actually getting better at this!" "I'm glad you think so."
    — Ian and Wiggins [2020-11-18]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7360
    I guess I'm telefragging Cam. It's what he would have wanted.
    — Alex [2020-11-18]
    None on Rhythm Cafe