Quotes – LRRbot

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#7387

So! Here's how combat works. In a van. In the middle of the road!

— Jacob [2020-12-07]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7386

'How's that dice pool for you?' 'Very bad.' 'Fantastic!'

— Jacob and Cameron [2020-12-07]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7385

It's a World of Darkness, it's not a World of Let's Go Get Good Furniture.

— Jacob [2020-12-07]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7384

There's a shark in my calm blue ocean? I punch that shark in the face, call it an idiot, and tell it to lrrEFF off.

— Adam [2020-12-05]
Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
#7383

You don't stink, Twitch Chat. You're beautiful, and great. Wonderful, and funny, and smart, and helpful.

— Adam, with no irony [2020-12-05]
Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
#7382

When you fall off the top, then fall off the bottom, that's weird.

— Graham [2020-12-04]
Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time on Play it Forward
#7381

Adam has trained you all badly.

— Graham, on Chat [2020-12-02]
Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time on Play it Forward
#7380

So I wasn't wrong, I was just completely wrong.

— Cori [2020-12-01]
Sherlock Holmes: The Devil's Daughter on Talking Simulator
#7379

Butt pancakes, that's a thing I just said.

— Serge [2020-12-01]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7378

Ah I understand now' 'It wasn't a riddle.'

— James and Serge [2020-12-01]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7377

Gatekeeping is horseshit. You can play the game you want to play.

— Jacob [2020-11-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7376

An entire extra game mode came out of N.Brio's cloaca.

— Graham [2020-11-30]
Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time on Rhythm Cafe
#7375

I'm still his friend, even though he's wrong.

— Kathleen, about Ian [2020-11-28]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on LRRMtG
#7374

I have opinions about *everything.*

— Ian [2020-11-28]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on LRRMtG
#7373

I don't even think Beej agreed to this; we just told him it was happening.

— Graham [2020-11-27]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#7372

I know want I want to do, it's just a matter of doing it.

— Graham [2020-11-27]
Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time on LRRMtG
#7371

It's not a real flesh bus unless it honks.

— Ian [2020-11-22]
Space Channel 5 on Rhythm Cafe
#7370

You're sexy deer, you should remember the butt-antlers.

— Boomer [2020-11-20]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7369

If the booty is facing away from me, then the eyebrows are facing towards me.

— Beej [2020-11-20]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7368

Oh, we side-ballin'.

— Cori [2020-11-20]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7367

Luckily, to go with the champagne, we also got McDonald's.

— Graham [2020-11-20]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7366

We've seen all the vines.

— Graham [2020-11-19]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7365

At what point have we gone too far?

— Ben, after going way too far [2020-11-19]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7364

We don't have them anymore. We made them someone else's problem.

— Graham, about the Wiiplay shirts [2020-11-19]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7363

Comic Sans is the funniest font, fight me.

— Kathleen [2020-11-19]
None on Rhythm Cafe