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  1. #7403
    If you think Transformers quotes are gonna butter up your Storyteller, you're...pretty much right.
    — Jacob [2020-12-21]
    Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
  2. #7402
    Luckily I'm very pretty.
    — Cameron, as Silas [2020-12-21]
    Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
  3. #7401
    If you don't want chaos, don't write mechanics like "messy criticals."
    — Cameron [2020-12-21]
    None on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7400
    Every minute we're not reading subs, we're leaving the generosity window open.
    — Ian [2020-12-19]
    Special Events on Mine O'Clock
  5. #7399
    Santa, all I wanna do is eat the rich!
    — Bengineering [2020-12-19]
    Special Events on Mine O'Clock
  6. #7398
    We don't have to make the ground out of gold, just the walls.
    — Serge [2020-12-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #7397
    Go do an absolute burgle.
    — Serge [2020-12-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #7396
    There is a tiny vampire latched to the back of your pants.
    — Jacob [2020-12-14]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  9. #7395
    I should pick up my body shouldn't I?
    — Adam [2020-12-14]
    Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
  10. #7394
    No one who uses the word "shenanigans" can be an evil person.
    — Ian [2020-12-13]
    No Straight Roads on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7393
    Oh no, I smudged my Kirby Portal.
    — Wheeler [2020-12-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #7392
    I feel like I would operate better as a human being if I had more haters.
    — Adam [2020-12-09]
    Demon's souls on Play it Forward
  13. #7391
    I will not let this be my bamboo.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-12-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #7390
    Fool me once, shame on James. Fool me twice, also shame on James.
    — Serge [2020-12-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #7389
    That's all I say now, just 'hacker voice'.
    — Serge [2020-12-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #7388
    'Is that really bad?' 'Let's find out!'
    — Cameron and Jacob [2020-12-07]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  17. #7387
    So! Here's how combat works. In a van. In the middle of the road!
    — Jacob [2020-12-07]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  18. #7386
    'How's that dice pool for you?' 'Very bad.' 'Fantastic!'
    — Jacob and Cameron [2020-12-07]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  19. #7385
    It's a World of Darkness, it's not a World of Let's Go Get Good Furniture.
    — Jacob [2020-12-07]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  20. #7384
    There's a shark in my calm blue ocean? I punch that shark in the face, call it an idiot, and tell it to lrrEFF off.
    — Adam [2020-12-05]
    Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
  21. #7383
    You don't stink, Twitch Chat. You're beautiful, and great. Wonderful, and funny, and smart, and helpful.
    — Adam, with no irony [2020-12-05]
    Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
  22. #7382
    When you fall off the top, then fall off the bottom, that's weird.
    — Graham [2020-12-04]
    Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time on Play it Forward
  23. #7381
    Adam has trained you all badly.
    — Graham, on Chat [2020-12-02]
    Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time on Play it Forward
  24. #7380
    So I wasn't wrong, I was just completely wrong.
    — Cori [2020-12-01]
    Sherlock Holmes: The Devil's Daughter on Talking Simulator
  25. #7379
    Butt pancakes, that's a thing I just said.
    — Serge [2020-12-01]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock