Quotes – LRRbot

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#7406

If I saw a fire you know what I'd do? I'd pull out a marshmallow.

— Serge [2020-12-22]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7405

Sometimes, we act like an idiot *hard enough* that it overcomes a cynical crowd.

— Jacob [2020-12-23]
Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
#7404

Vampires are rad.

— Jacob [2020-12-21]
Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
#7403

If you think Transformers quotes are gonna butter up your Storyteller, you're...pretty much right.

— Jacob [2020-12-21]
Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
#7402

Luckily I'm very pretty.

— Cameron, as Silas [2020-12-21]
Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
#7401

If you don't want chaos, don't write mechanics like "messy criticals."

— Cameron [2020-12-21]
None on Mine O'Clock
#7400

Every minute we're not reading subs, we're leaving the generosity window open.

— Ian [2020-12-19]
Special Events on Mine O'Clock
#7399

Santa, all I wanna do is eat the rich!

— Bengineering [2020-12-19]
Special Events on Mine O'Clock
#7398

We don't have to make the ground out of gold, just the walls.

— Serge [2020-12-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7397

Go do an absolute burgle.

— Serge [2020-12-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7396

There is a tiny vampire latched to the back of your pants.

— Jacob [2020-12-14]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7395

I should pick up my body shouldn't I?

— Adam [2020-12-14]
Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
#7394

No one who uses the word "shenanigans" can be an evil person.

— Ian [2020-12-13]
No Straight Roads on Rhythm Cafe
#7393

Oh no, I smudged my Kirby Portal.

— Wheeler [2020-12-11]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#7392

I feel like I would operate better as a human being if I had more haters.

— Adam [2020-12-09]
Demon's souls on Play it Forward
#7391

I will not let this be my bamboo.

— RebelliousUno [2020-12-08]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7390

Fool me once, shame on James. Fool me twice, also shame on James.

— Serge [2020-12-08]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7389

That's all I say now, just 'hacker voice'.

— Serge [2020-12-08]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7388

'Is that really bad?' 'Let's find out!'

— Cameron and Jacob [2020-12-07]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7387

So! Here's how combat works. In a van. In the middle of the road!

— Jacob [2020-12-07]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7386

'How's that dice pool for you?' 'Very bad.' 'Fantastic!'

— Jacob and Cameron [2020-12-07]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7385

It's a World of Darkness, it's not a World of Let's Go Get Good Furniture.

— Jacob [2020-12-07]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7384

There's a shark in my calm blue ocean? I punch that shark in the face, call it an idiot, and tell it to lrrEFF off.

— Adam [2020-12-05]
Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
#7383

You don't stink, Twitch Chat. You're beautiful, and great. Wonderful, and funny, and smart, and helpful.

— Adam, with no irony [2020-12-05]
Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
#7382

When you fall off the top, then fall off the bottom, that's weird.

— Graham [2020-12-04]
Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time on Play it Forward