Quotes – LRRbot

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#7454

I need to be put in jail for the words that I say.

— Ian [2021-01-16]
Project CARS 2 on LRRMtG
#7453

I like explosions. It's like fire, but louder.

— Heather [2021-01-16]
None on LRRMtG
#7452

NO! I rimmed it again!

— James [2021-01-16]
None on LRRMtG
#7451

Tune in on Saturday, when there is literally no progression other than time itself!

— Ian [2021-01-14]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7450

If the furries can figure it out, the streamers can too.

— Serge [2021-01-13]
Board Games on Unknown
#7449

It's always the season for skeleton fashion.

— RebelliousUno [2021-01-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7448

I feel like every time we come back to this, we get a little worse at minecraft.

— Serge [2021-01-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7447

It is a little cool I can go into the lava and peer into the depths of hell.

— JoeKim [2021-01-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7446

Man coffee is so good.

— Serge [2021-01-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7445

I'm lost and I'm being bullied by pigs.

— Serge [2021-01-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7444

The long haired hippy witch hut need not apply.

— Serge [2021-01-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7443

I've always been a finger boy.

— Ian [2021-01-10]
Rocksmith 2014 on Rhythm Cafe
#7442

Again, different smells are occurring.

— Ian [2021-01-07]
Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
#7441

I love the sentence 'Grass positive'.

— Serge [2021-01-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7440

I'm glad you found joy in a very you way.

— Serge [2021-01-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7439

I'm dumber then a sea cucumber.

— Serge [2021-01-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7438

Ah, gah, Everything is ass!

— Serge [2021-01-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7437

Can you turn into a car?

— James [2021-01-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7436

Remember: 68 gnomes watched us while we did this.

— Adam [2021-01-04]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7435

I'm playing this character like I stole a car!

— Adam [2021-01-04]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7434

I'm gonna make you question your choices and doubt every move you make.

— Beej [2021-01-04]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7433

KILL 👑🦆🔪

— LRRTwitter
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7432

I think I'm ready to race.

— Ian, an hour into the race [2021-01-03]
Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
#7431

They are bone cold, which is a new phrase I am coining.

— Ian [2021-01-03]
Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams
#7430

Everything changes once you restarted everything.

— Ian [2021-01-03]
Project CARS 2 on Crossing the Streams