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  1. #7424
    If I take it, it becomes mine and then I'm not stealing things that aren't mine.
    — Heather [2015-10-28]
    None on Talking Simulator
  2. #7423
    Those are your Joe Kim eggs.
    — James [2020-12-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #7422
    Minecraft is dumb.
    — James [2020-12-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7421
    We're basically just doing ZETA's thing.
    — James [2020-12-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #7420
    Inside Beej is really funny.
    — Kathleen [2020-12-26]
    jackbox on Bonus Stream
  6. #7419
    I have enough hit points to tank this aubergine
    — Serge [2020-12-26]
    Pummel Party on Bonus Stream
  7. #7418
    Double your starches, double your fun!
    — Cori [2020-12-26]
    Pummel Party on Bonus Stream
  8. #7417
    Don't underestimate what jumping can do.
    — Cori [2020-12-26]
    Pummel Party on Bonus Stream
  9. #7416
    It's Cristmas, Directions are reversed.
    — Bengeerining [2020-12-26]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  10. #7415
    Remember 3 years ago? That was this year!
    — Nelson [2020-12-26]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  11. #7414
    I'm a plumber! Not a murder mysteryist!
    — Heather [2020-12-25]
    Super Mario World on Talking Simulator
  12. #7413
    I don't like to use the word 'agenda' unless I'm scheming.
    — Heather [2020-12-25]
    Super Mario World on Talking Simulator
  13. #7412
    I went with my first and stupidest instincts.
    — Kathleen [2020-12-23]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  14. #7411
    You can be a good person AND spiteful.
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-12-23]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  15. #7410
    God, what's Alberta?
    — Kathleen [2020-12-23]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  16. #7409
    No-one's gonna fall for Vladimir Putin.
    — Serge [2020-12-23]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
  17. #7408
    My main job is babysitter.
    — Serge [2020-12-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #7407
    I'm ready to say yes to whatever you want to do.
    — Serge [2020-12-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7406
    If I saw a fire you know what I'd do? I'd pull out a marshmallow.
    — Serge [2020-12-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7405
    Sometimes, we act like an idiot *hard enough* that it overcomes a cynical crowd.
    — Jacob [2020-12-23]
    Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
  21. #7404
    Vampires are rad.
    — Jacob [2020-12-21]
    Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
  22. #7403
    If you think Transformers quotes are gonna butter up your Storyteller, you're...pretty much right.
    — Jacob [2020-12-21]
    Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
  23. #7402
    Luckily I'm very pretty.
    — Cameron, as Silas [2020-12-21]
    Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
  24. #7401
    If you don't want chaos, don't write mechanics like "messy criticals."
    — Cameron [2020-12-21]
    None on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7400
    Every minute we're not reading subs, we're leaving the generosity window open.
    — Ian [2020-12-19]
    Special Events on Mine O'Clock