Quotes – LRRbot

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#7724

Ow, ow, ow! OK, so what I've learned is: don't.

— Graham [2021-08-12]
Destiny 2 on LRRMtG
#7723

I wanna be more chaotic.

— Kathleen [2021-08-11]
Sagrada on Let's NOPE
#7722

it's a good thing honey doesn't explode in real life.

— Paul
It Takes Two on Let's NOPE
#7721

I know a lot of things that I don't care about.

— Cameron [2021-08-10]
Orcs Must Die! 3 on Talking Simulator
#7720

How many times does my bird have to shoot that truck?

— Wheeler [2021-08-10]
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers on Is This Your Card?
#7719

A Mime is like a Clown right?

— Wheeler [2021-08-10]
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers on Is This Your Card?
#7718

I am neither good nor cheap.

— Cameron [2021-08-09]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7717

I deserve a cry button.

— Heather [2021-08-08]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
#7716

I'm not above being a four-year-old.

— James [2021-08-04]
VALORANT on Crossing the Streams
#7715

You can't hurt me, I have candles and you're a ghost!

— Ben [2021-08-03]
Deathbloom: Chapter 1 on Mine O'Clock
#7714

Because even corners need to be hugged.

— RebelliousUno [2021-08-03]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7713

Rock stars take care of business before they party.

— Serge [2021-08-03]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7712

I know what happens when you dessicate a cactus.

— Cori [2021-08-02]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7711

Cori's only want one thing.

— Cori [2021-08-02]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7710

I'm building a demon.

— Matt Griffiths [2021-08-02]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#7709

Oh God, there's something inside the Happy Kid.

— Ian [2021-08-01]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
#7708

Speaking of Ian pooping on things...

— Cameron [2021-07-30]
Umurangi Generation on Play it Forward
#7707

Thanks, GG, text me about poutine.

— Serge [2021-07-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7706

I'm creating phenomenal content here Serge!

— James [2021-07-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7705

What did I do to deserve death?

— Serge [2021-07-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7704

You've succeed in saying something upsetting.

— Cori [2021-07-26]
Art on Play it Forward
#7703

I just spilt coffee I'm so excited!

— Bengineering [2021-07-24]
Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
#7702

My skeleton isn't made of Lego, it's made of dark magic.

— Heather [2021-07-23]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#7701

I'm sorry that people must perceive you.

— Graham, to Kathleen [2021-07-22]
Backbone on Play it Forward
#7700

If my singing gets a DMCA takedown, I'm gonna take that as a win.

— RebelliousUno [2021-07-20]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock