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  1. #7358
    I'm glad everyone decided to read chat.
    — Bengineering [2020-11-17]
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  2. #7357
    I am a parody of myself.
    — Jacob [2020-11-17]
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  3. #7356
    What's a kindness war without collateral damage?
    — Jacob [2020-11-17]
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  4. #7355
    I'm very full of hollandaise.
    — Julie [2020-11-17]
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  5. #7354
    Yeah, some of them have blood.
    — Cori [2020-11-17]
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  6. #7353
    The world needs more humble comedic geniuses like us.
    — Jacob [2020-11-16]
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  7. #7352
    Benevolence is an option.
    — Carrie [2020-11-16]
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  8. #7351
    I like that! No I don't!
    — Beej [2020-11-16]
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  9. #7350
    We'll save you the butthole of the bread.
    — Beej [2020-11-16]
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  10. #7349
    I gotta change eyes.
    — Beej [2020-11-16]
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  11. #7348
    Always leave them getting nothing.
    — Beej [2020-11-16]
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  12. #7347
    I showed you my nut punch, please reply.
    — Graham [2020-11-15]
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  13. #7346
    I had no idea there were so many Garages.
    — Graham [2020-11-15]
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  14. #7345
    I don't pay attention to the things that come out of my mouth.
    — Graham [2020-11-15]
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  15. #7344
    Are you sure this has nothing to do with people who sell terrible meat through the mail?
    — Carrie [2020-11-15]
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  16. #7343
    I'M McDonald's now!
    — Jacob [2020-11-15]
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  17. #7342
    I've never been more delighted to not know what's going on.
    — Jacob [2020-11-15]
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  18. #7341
    You look like a '90s anime!
    — Cori, to Beej [2020-11-15]
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  19. #7340
    I'm a penguin! What are you?
    — Heather [2020-11-15]
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  20. #7339
    I have no mouth, and I must TONGUES!
    — Molly Lewis [2020-11-15]
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  21. #7338
    I don't know what happened, but I think the only solution is to unzip Beej's head.
    — Cameron [2020-11-15]
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  22. #7337
    I was so sure this was going to be a good idea, and I instantly regret it.
    — Beej [2020-11-15]
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  23. #7336
    You gotta use your little man to suck up the fluid.
    — Graham [2020-11-14]
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  24. #7335
    I like what I like. I will make no apologies for it.
    — Jacob [2020-11-14]
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  25. #7334
    I mean, when you think about it, every household appliance is a vore situation.
    — Andrew [2020-11-14]
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