Quotes – LRRbot

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#7419

I have enough hit points to tank this aubergine

— Serge [2020-12-26]
Pummel Party on Bonus Stream
#7418

Double your starches, double your fun!

— Cori [2020-12-26]
Pummel Party on Bonus Stream
#7417

Don't underestimate what jumping can do.

— Cori [2020-12-26]
Pummel Party on Bonus Stream
#7416

It's Cristmas, Directions are reversed.

— Bengeerining [2020-12-26]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#7415

Remember 3 years ago? That was this year!

— Nelson [2020-12-26]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#7414

I'm a plumber! Not a murder mysteryist!

— Heather [2020-12-25]
Super Mario World on Talking Simulator
#7413

I don't like to use the word 'agenda' unless I'm scheming.

— Heather [2020-12-25]
Super Mario World on Talking Simulator
#7412

I went with my first and stupidest instincts.

— Kathleen [2020-12-23]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
#7411

You can be a good person AND spiteful.

— Matt Griffiths [2020-12-23]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
#7410

God, what's Alberta?

— Kathleen [2020-12-23]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
#7409

No-one's gonna fall for Vladimir Putin.

— Serge [2020-12-23]
Jackbox Party Packs on Talking Simulator
#7408

My main job is babysitter.

— Serge [2020-12-22]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7407

I'm ready to say yes to whatever you want to do.

— Serge [2020-12-22]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7406

If I saw a fire you know what I'd do? I'd pull out a marshmallow.

— Serge [2020-12-22]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7405

Sometimes, we act like an idiot *hard enough* that it overcomes a cynical crowd.

— Jacob [2020-12-23]
Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
#7404

Vampires are rad.

— Jacob [2020-12-21]
Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
#7403

If you think Transformers quotes are gonna butter up your Storyteller, you're...pretty much right.

— Jacob [2020-12-21]
Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
#7402

Luckily I'm very pretty.

— Cameron, as Silas [2020-12-21]
Tabletop RPGs on Mine O'Clock
#7401

If you don't want chaos, don't write mechanics like "messy criticals."

— Cameron [2020-12-21]
None on Mine O'Clock
#7400

Every minute we're not reading subs, we're leaving the generosity window open.

— Ian [2020-12-19]
Special Events on Mine O'Clock
#7399

Santa, all I wanna do is eat the rich!

— Bengineering [2020-12-19]
Special Events on Mine O'Clock
#7398

We don't have to make the ground out of gold, just the walls.

— Serge [2020-12-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7397

Go do an absolute burgle.

— Serge [2020-12-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7396

There is a tiny vampire latched to the back of your pants.

— Jacob [2020-12-14]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7395

I should pick up my body shouldn't I?

— Adam [2020-12-14]
Demon's Souls on Play it Forward