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  1. #7330
    Whenever we need to relieve stress, we just prolapse a cow.
    — Cameron [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7329
    Blaseball is like if Jon Bois wrote Homestuck.
    — Molly Lewis [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7328
    I never obligate people to laugh at the things that I say.
    — Heather [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7327
    Why do all noises that come out of Ian suck?
    — Ben [2020-11-13]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7326
    I don't know what you're talking about and I don't want to.
    — Graham, to Ian [2020-11-13]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7325
    I am small and me.
    — Jacob [2020-11-13]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #7324
    Just cruising past the finish line in a slightly damaged train. That's how I want to end next year's 24 Hours of LRRMans.
    — Ian [2020-11-08]
    Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7323
    Everything I say is steeped in controversy.
    — Adam [2020-11-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7322
    I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped- ow.
    — RebelliousUno, dying [2020-11-03]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7321
    Remember kids: don't play like I play.
    — James [2020-11-03]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7320
    Now if I were a key, and God willing someday I will be....
    — RebelliousUno [2020-11-03]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7319
    For awhile I wasn't powerful, and it felt bad, now I feel good....any questions?
    — Serge [2020-11-03]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7318
    I don't know what it is, but there's something weirdly erotic about those peas.
    — Ian [2020-11-01]
    Rhythm Fighter on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7317
    Shoot him with that fish!
    — Beej, to an imaginary Ben Ulmer [2020-10-30]
    Just Chatting on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7316
    Petting the dog is the reward unto its self.
    — Paul [2020-10-30]
    Just Chatting on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #7315
    The more of the skin you remove, the more it looks like a droid.
    — Ian [2020-10-29]
    Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7314
    Important question: If I die, do I still get paid?
    — Heather [2020-10-28]
    Phasmophobia on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7313
    Somebody turn off the lights and leave me alone!
    — Heather [2020-10-28]
    Phasmophobia on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7312
    The key has been delivered, I repeat.
    — Serge [2020-10-27]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7311
    Nothing but weird, fleshy net.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-10-27]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7310
    'Why does your dog have so many arrows in it's face?' 'It likes to play fetch?'
    — RebelliousUno and Serge [2020-10-27]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7309
    Behind you James, I'm the corpse.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-10-27]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7308
    I am obligated to inform you that a threat has been made against you.
    — Cameron, as DM, the one making the threat [2020-10-26]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7307
    You may be literally the boss of me but you're not the boss of me.
    — Alex, as Barker [2020-10-26]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7306
    'He puts people in Jars.' 'No he doesn't, he just doesn't free them.'
    — Cori and Cameron, on Adam
    Art on Rhythm Cafe