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  1. #7208
    Not only am I self-clubbing myself, I am artisanally doing it.
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  2. #7207
    The cleaner your lines, the Godlier your times, you can write that down, that's an Ian Horner original.
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  3. #7206
    When I can mod horses into this game, I will.
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  4. #7205
    When a mod takes to allcaps, you know something is going down.
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  5. #7204
    Goodnight, sweet TEETH.
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  6. #7202
    Why is ZETA's butt in the ground?
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  7. #7201
    Can I send a postcard from hell?
    — Kathleen [2020-09-18]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
  8. #7200
    Paradise sucks.
    — Cameron [2020-09-18]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
  9. #7199
    I'm bringing sexy back to the year 2006.
    — Cameron [2020-09-18]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
  10. #7198
    That's the first time anyone's been sent to the data hell.
    — Graham [2020-09-17]
    None on LRRMtG
  11. #7197
    Keep your salty fluids away from my stuff.
    — Ian [2020-09-17]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  12. #7196
    Uncalculably Christmas.
    — Ian, on Desert Bus [2020-09-17]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  13. #7195
    We're not sure what we're gonna give, but we're gonna give it!
    — Heather [2020-09-17]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  14. #7194
    I realised I could just draw on mugs.
    — Heather [2020-09-17]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  15. #7193
    Dutch sounds like English if you think you have a hearing problem.
    — Beej [2020-09-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  16. #7192
    Something about fjords?
    — Serge [2020-09-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  17. #7191
    Butter washes off right?
    — Ben Ulmer [2020-09-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  18. #7190
    So, companies are people but they are not ghosts.
    — Graham [2020-09-15]
    None on Bonus Stream
  19. #7189
    The question we have to ask ourselves is: is it time to bucket?
    — Serge [2020-09-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7188
    James is agitating the hole.
    — TQ [2020-09-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7187
    It's only hubris if you get punished by it chat, this is just master deckbuilding.
    — Benjamin Wheeler [2020-09-14]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7186
    The squid is like Enya for my eyes.
    — Bengineering [2020-09-14]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7185
    I love that your party of four has seven people.
    — Graham [2020-09-14]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7184
    I'm a great judge of character and whether or not someone owns snakes.
    — Graham [2020-09-14]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7183
    Take that, mushrooms!
    — Ian [2020-09-13]
    Rhythm Fighter on Rhythm Cafe

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