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  1. #7344
    Are you sure this has nothing to do with people who sell terrible meat through the mail?
    — Carrie [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7343
    I'M McDonald's now!
    — Jacob [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7342
    I've never been more delighted to not know what's going on.
    — Jacob [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7341
    You look like a '90s anime!
    — Cori, to Beej [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7340
    I'm a penguin! What are you?
    — Heather [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7339
    I have no mouth, and I must TONGUES!
    — Molly Lewis [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #7338
    I don't know what happened, but I think the only solution is to unzip Beej's head.
    — Cameron [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7337
    I was so sure this was going to be a good idea, and I instantly regret it.
    — Beej [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7336
    You gotta use your little man to suck up the fluid.
    — Graham [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7335
    I like what I like. I will make no apologies for it.
    — Jacob [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7334
    I mean, when you think about it, every household appliance is a vore situation.
    — Andrew [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7333
    I think I have opinions.
    — TQ [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7332
    I love risky bread!
    — Jacob [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7331
    "So, Serge I was wondering. What's your strategy here?" "Hit ball with stick."
    — Liz and Serge [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7330
    Whenever we need to relieve stress, we just prolapse a cow.
    — Cameron [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #7329
    Blaseball is like if Jon Bois wrote Homestuck.
    — Molly Lewis [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7328
    I never obligate people to laugh at the things that I say.
    — Heather [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7327
    Why do all noises that come out of Ian suck?
    — Ben [2020-11-13]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7326
    I don't know what you're talking about and I don't want to.
    — Graham, to Ian [2020-11-13]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7325
    I am small and me.
    — Jacob [2020-11-13]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7324
    Just cruising past the finish line in a slightly damaged train. That's how I want to end next year's 24 Hours of LRRMans.
    — Ian [2020-11-08]
    Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7323
    Everything I say is steeped in controversy.
    — Adam [2020-11-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7322
    I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped- ow.
    — RebelliousUno, dying [2020-11-03]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7321
    Remember kids: don't play like I play.
    — James [2020-11-03]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7320
    Now if I were a key, and God willing someday I will be....
    — RebelliousUno [2020-11-03]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe