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#7254

Translator's note: it was NOT according to keikaku.

— Cori [2020-09-30]
Deep Rock Galactic on Crossing the Streams
#7253

I don't typically wanna "no" people, but no.

— Serge [2020-09-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7252

love deadliness increases.

— James [2020-09-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7251

PIG PLEASE!

— RebelliousUno [2020-09-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7250

We use the passive voice: All the villagers became killed.

— Serge [2020-09-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7249

It's going to be a lighthearted body horror.

— Andy [2020-09-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7248

Some of you have never had a mouth before.

— Dale [2020-09-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7247

There's nothing going to stop me from talking to a mattress full of eyeballs.

— Andy [2020-09-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7246

I dare you to try to get me to say no.

— Dale [2020-09-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7245

Cori is a delight. I'm going to name my first ulcer after her.

— Jacob [2020-09-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7244

We're the good guys, by the way.

— Jacob, in the face of all evidence to the contrary [2020-09-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7243

How many tires do I need to grow my weeds?

— James, in a singsong voice [2020-09-27]
Cloud Gardens on Bonus Stream
#7242

It goes Adam, Game, Subs, then chat.

— James [2020-09-27]
Cloud Gardens on Bonus Stream
#7241

I got to google dongle.

— Serge [2020-09-26]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream
#7240

I miss all of your calves.

— Ben Ulmer [2020-09-26]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream
#7239

It just keeps happening all the time!

— Graham [2020-09-26]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream
#7238

Have you ever gotten an old vintage book from the 50s or the 60s, that hasn't been read in 40 years, but you bought it because the cover looks nice? It smells like that, but also grapes.

— Kathleen [2020-09-26]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream
#7237

Liquified silverfish would probably taste better than that.

— Kathleen [2020-09-26]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream
#7236

I have no filters, as everyone is well aware.

— Beej [2020-09-26]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream
#7235

I purposefully made pants rare.

— Kathleen [2020-09-25]
None on Bonus Stream
#7234

Good comment Cam.

— Cameron [2020-09-25]
None on Bonus Stream
#7233

Do you even listen when we talk James?

— Serge [2020-09-22]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7232

Why is something on fire?' 'That's just James.'

— RebelliousUno and Serge [2020-09-22]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7231

Those big boys don't fall down holes.

— RebelliousUno [2020-09-22]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7230

I have friends, shut up!

— James [2020-09-22]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock