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  1. #7184
    I'm a great judge of character and whether or not someone owns snakes.
    — Graham [2020-09-14]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7183
    Take that, mushrooms!
    — Ian [2020-09-13]
    Rhythm Fighter on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7182
    It's hard to beat a tree at golf.
    — Nelson [2020-09-12]
    VALORANT on The Long Game
  4. #7181
    Some of you act like you haven't been stabbed in the genitals, and it shows.
    — Wheeler [2020-09-09]
    None on Play it Forward
  5. #7180
    How do I draw thing like it's real thing?
    — Wheeler [2020-09-09]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
  6. #7179
    You have no idea how fast I can put out a fanfiction.
    — Wheeler [2020-09-09]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
  7. #7178
    Ah good old first pick is the right pick eh Chat?
    — Serge [2020-09-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #7177
    That's my defence, don't ask any more questions.
    — Serge [2020-09-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #7176
    'Oh that seems like a real bad idea.' 'That's why I'm saying yes to it!'
    — Jacob and Dale [2020-09-07]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  10. #7175
    I really enjoy your better ideas not working.
    — Dale [2020-09-07]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  11. #7174
    The lesson that I'm learning from this is 'don't try to be clever.'
    — Jacob [2020-09-07]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  12. #7173
    'Jacob, you look like you're objecting.' 'No. This is fear.'
    — Dale and Jacob [2020-09-07]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  13. #7172
    That fixed it? that's stupid!
    — James [2020-09-05]
    VALORANT on Play it Forward
  14. #7171
    I know why, wait no I don't.
    — James [2020-09-05]
    VALORANT on Play it Forward
  15. #7170
    That wasn't so bad..... I think.
    — Alex [2020-09-04]
    Metro Exodus on Play it Forward
  16. #7169
    I'm the oil winner around here.
    — Graham [2020-09-03]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  17. #7168
    I'm still confused by Alf.
    — Graham [2020-09-03]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  18. #7167
    Maybe we should scream more.
    — Graham [2020-09-03]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  19. #7166
    'Am I gaming now? I can't see anything.' 'That just means you're gaming more.'
    — Serge and Paul [2020-09-02]
    Fall Guys on Play it Forward
  20. #7165
    Note to self: my face!
    — Cori [2020-09-01]
    Hardspace: Shipbreaker on Talking Simulator
  21. #7164
    There's nothing I love more than the vast emptiness of spaaaaaace.
    — Cori [2020-09-01]
    Hardspace: Shipbreaker on Talking Simulator
  22. #7163
    Oh we are so dumb, we are so impossibly stupid.
    — Serge [2020-09-01]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #7162
    Skeletons can be very cosy.
    — Maddie [2020-08-30]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on The Long Game
  24. #7161
    There's just too much fire in this house.
    — patbaer [2020-08-30]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on The Long Game
  25. #7160
    I'm sure Chat is a treasure trove of terrible superheroes.
    — Paul [2020-08-29]
    Special Events on The Long Game