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  1. #7253
    I don't typically wanna "no" people, but no.
    — Serge [2020-09-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #7252
    love deadliness increases.
    — James [2020-09-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #7251
    PIG PLEASE!
    — RebelliousUno [2020-09-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7250
    We use the passive voice: All the villagers became killed.
    — Serge [2020-09-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #7249
    It's going to be a lighthearted body horror.
    — Andy [2020-09-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  6. #7248
    Some of you have never had a mouth before.
    — Dale [2020-09-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  7. #7247
    There's nothing going to stop me from talking to a mattress full of eyeballs.
    — Andy [2020-09-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  8. #7246
    I dare you to try to get me to say no.
    — Dale [2020-09-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  9. #7245
    Cori is a delight. I'm going to name my first ulcer after her.
    — Jacob [2020-09-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  10. #7244
    We're the good guys, by the way.
    — Jacob, in the face of all evidence to the contrary [2020-09-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  11. #7243
    How many tires do I need to grow my weeds?
    — James, in a singsong voice [2020-09-27]
    Cloud Gardens on Bonus Stream
  12. #7242
    It goes Adam, Game, Subs, then chat.
    — James [2020-09-27]
    Cloud Gardens on Bonus Stream
  13. #7241
    I got to google dongle.
    — Serge [2020-09-26]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream
  14. #7240
    I miss all of your calves.
    — Ben Ulmer [2020-09-26]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream
  15. #7239
    It just keeps happening all the time!
    — Graham [2020-09-26]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream
  16. #7238
    Have you ever gotten an old vintage book from the 50s or the 60s, that hasn't been read in 40 years, but you bought it because the cover looks nice? It smells like that, but also grapes.
    — Kathleen [2020-09-26]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream
  17. #7237
    Liquified silverfish would probably taste better than that.
    — Kathleen [2020-09-26]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream
  18. #7236
    I have no filters, as everyone is well aware.
    — Beej [2020-09-26]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream
  19. #7235
    I purposefully made pants rare.
    — Kathleen [2020-09-25]
    None on Bonus Stream
  20. #7234
    Good comment Cam.
    — Cameron [2020-09-25]
    None on Bonus Stream
  21. #7233
    Do you even listen when we talk James?
    — Serge [2020-09-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #7232
    Why is something on fire?' 'That's just James.'
    — RebelliousUno and Serge [2020-09-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #7231
    Those big boys don't fall down holes.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-09-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #7230
    I have friends, shut up!
    — James [2020-09-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7229
    Minecraft is ALWAYS good.
    — James [2020-09-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock