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  1. #7267
    I have made many of these streams where I try to make Animal crossing an ESport, and I don't think it's possible.
    — Kathleen [2020-10-09]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on The Long Game
  2. #7266
    Nintendo wants me to do these kinds of horrible things.
    — Kathleen [2020-10-09]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on The Long Game
  3. #7265
    Do you ever feel like your brain is too big for it's own good?
    — Kathleen [2020-10-09]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on The Long Game
  4. #7264
    I WILL CLEAR GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO THE AIRLOCK.
    — Graham [2020-10-07]
    Among Us on Let's NOPE
  5. #7263
    The only thing this show is good for is James dying repeatedly.
    — Serge [2020-10-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #7262
    I've never flexed this hard before, it feels good.
    — Serge [2020-10-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #7261
    Oh this is awful. This is terrible. Oh I love it!
    — Kathleen [2020-10-05]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7260
    Is it lucky or is it because I'm a genius? Why not both?!
    — Kathleen [2020-10-05]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7259
    Oh I'm making it out of this....oh I'm NOT making it out of this!
    — Matt Wiggins [2020-10-03]
    Star Wars: Squadrons on LRRMtG
  10. #7258
    You should always be suspicious of Calgary anyway.
    — Heather [2020-10-02]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  11. #7257
    How can I be bad at feelings even in Animal Crossing?
    — Kathleen [2020-10-02]
    None on LRRMtG
  12. #7256
    I don't like any of it, I'm very impressed.
    — Kathleen [2020-10-02]
    None on LRRMtG
  13. #7255
    Matt (Wiggins) is not allowed to give a hard time to anyone about anything.
    — Cameron [2020-10-02]
    None on LRRMtG
  14. #7254
    Translator's note: it was NOT according to keikaku.
    — Cori [2020-09-30]
    Deep Rock Galactic on Crossing the Streams
  15. #7253
    I don't typically wanna "no" people, but no.
    — Serge [2020-09-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #7252
    love deadliness increases.
    — James [2020-09-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #7251
    PIG PLEASE!
    — RebelliousUno [2020-09-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #7250
    We use the passive voice: All the villagers became killed.
    — Serge [2020-09-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7249
    It's going to be a lighthearted body horror.
    — Andy [2020-09-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  20. #7248
    Some of you have never had a mouth before.
    — Dale [2020-09-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  21. #7247
    There's nothing going to stop me from talking to a mattress full of eyeballs.
    — Andy [2020-09-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  22. #7246
    I dare you to try to get me to say no.
    — Dale [2020-09-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  23. #7245
    Cori is a delight. I'm going to name my first ulcer after her.
    — Jacob [2020-09-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  24. #7244
    We're the good guys, by the way.
    — Jacob, in the face of all evidence to the contrary [2020-09-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
  25. #7243
    How many tires do I need to grow my weeds?
    — James, in a singsong voice [2020-09-27]
    Cloud Gardens on Bonus Stream