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  1. #7155
    Damn my honest face.
    — Jacob [2020-08-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  2. #7154
    I didn't want to tell you this. I want that noted.
    — Jacob, to Dale [2020-08-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #7153
    I just want what's best for you.
    — Dale, not at all forebodingly [2020-08-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #7152
    Easy mode for babies: that's ME!
    — Ian [2020-08-23]
    pop'n music FEVER! on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #7151
    Can that be our new euphemism : 'I have to post a link in chat' ?
    — Cameron [2020-08-23]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Play it Forward
  6. #7150
    Man, I should hit up the graveyard this afternoon.
    — Cameron, wistfully [2020-08-23]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Play it Forward
  7. #7149
    I should stop doing this on stream, it's very rude.
    — Kathleen [2020-08-23]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Play it Forward
  8. #7148
    Do the lasers come out of a guy in a bathtub?
    — Bengineering [2020-08-22]
    VALORANT on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #7147
    At least let me get the kill before you kill me.
    — Serge [2020-08-22]
    VALORANT on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #7146
    I have a big delete button and I use it very aggressively now.
    — Heather [2020-08-21]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #7145
    They put me in charge. Whoopsie!
    — Bengineering [2020-08-21]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #7143
    I'm nothing if not physically intimidating.
    — Cameron [2020-08-19]
    Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Crossing the Streams
  13. #7142
    That really McFucking sucks.
    — Alex [2020-08-19]
    Carrion on Play it Forward
  14. #7141
    BBQ sauce on my tities.
    — Alex [2020-08-19]
    Carrion on Play it Forward
  15. #7140
    Replace the pig proxies.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-08-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #7139
    Flesh at least stacks with it's self.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-08-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #7138
    You're out here playing checkers, I'm playing 5-dimensional chess.
    — serge [2020-08-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #7137
    I have decided that math is for suckers.
    — James [2020-08-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7136
    Rock star is a state of mind.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-08-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7135
    When is it not a time to make a devil's bargain?
    — Dale [2020-08-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  21. #7134
    'You need a 13.' 'Can that 13 be a 4?'
    — Dale and Jacob [2020-08-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  22. #7133
    'What are you doing?' 'Crime!'
    — Dale and Jacob [2020-08-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #7132
    You have a thing! It looks pretentious.
    — Dale [2020-08-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #7131
    Don't listen to Dale.
    — Jacob [2020-08-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #7130
    You can take your glittery self and hide as much as you like.
    — Dale [2020-08-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends