Quotes – LRRbot

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#7226

I will solve every problem I can with this boat.

— Cori [2020-09-21]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7225

I'll definitely try to, like, mind meld with the rowboat.

— Cori [2020-09-21]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7224

I'm so glad you've lovingly described something that I am going to promptly ignore.

— Jacob, to Dale [2020-09-21]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7223

yeah this is gonna be a two cigarette lunch.

— Alex [2020-09-21]
Metro Exodus on Play it Forward
#7222

24 hours is the least of my worries.

— Ian [2020-09-20]
Rhythm Fighter on Rhythm Cafe
#7221

It's fun sometimes to impair yourself simply with the exhaustion of your own body.

— Ian [2020-09-20]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7220

Every time Ian says something that doesn't make sense, he meant it.

— Ian [2020-09-20]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7219

Soup is over, but there are other fluids.

— Ian [2020-09-20]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7218

Cori can walk on the subocean, she is the Jesus of suboceans.

— Heather [2020-09-20]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7217

I really like physical objects. I have a thing about things I can touch.

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7216

Nope, they're in the basketball dimension now.

— Molly Lewis [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7215

Everyone's ceiling is someone else's floor.

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7214

Chat can make suggestions. Only you can make requests.

— Molly, to Cori [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7213

The car is my avatar.

— Cori [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7212

Other people are not as passionate about cheese as Ian.

— Cori [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7211

That's right, everyone can hear me and all the words I say out of my mouth when I'm here...

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7210

The problem with Japanese commercials is that I've seen a lot of them.

— Cori [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7209

I WILL fight that bus!

— Cori [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7208

Not only am I self-clubbing myself, I am artisanally doing it.

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7207

The cleaner your lines, the Godlier your times, you can write that down, that's an Ian Horner original.

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7206

When I can mod horses into this game, I will.

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7205

When a mod takes to allcaps, you know something is going down.

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7204

Goodnight, sweet TEETH.

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7202

Why is ZETA's butt in the ground?

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7201

Can I send a postcard from hell?

— Kathleen [2020-09-18]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG