Quotes – LRRbot

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#7264

I WILL CLEAR GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO THE AIRLOCK.

— Graham [2020-10-07]
Among Us on Let's NOPE
#7263

The only thing this show is good for is James dying repeatedly.

— Serge [2020-10-06]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7262

I've never flexed this hard before, it feels good.

— Serge [2020-10-06]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7261

Oh this is awful. This is terrible. Oh I love it!

— Kathleen [2020-10-05]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Rhythm Cafe
#7260

Is it lucky or is it because I'm a genius? Why not both?!

— Kathleen [2020-10-05]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Rhythm Cafe
#7259

Oh I'm making it out of this....oh I'm NOT making it out of this!

— Matt Wiggins [2020-10-03]
Star Wars: Squadrons on LRRMtG
#7258

You should always be suspicious of Calgary anyway.

— Heather [2020-10-02]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#7257

How can I be bad at feelings even in Animal Crossing?

— Kathleen [2020-10-02]
None on LRRMtG
#7256

I don't like any of it, I'm very impressed.

— Kathleen [2020-10-02]
None on LRRMtG
#7255

Matt (Wiggins) is not allowed to give a hard time to anyone about anything.

— Cameron [2020-10-02]
None on LRRMtG
#7254

Translator's note: it was NOT according to keikaku.

— Cori [2020-09-30]
Deep Rock Galactic on Crossing the Streams
#7253

I don't typically wanna "no" people, but no.

— Serge [2020-09-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7252

love deadliness increases.

— James [2020-09-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7251

PIG PLEASE!

— RebelliousUno [2020-09-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7250

We use the passive voice: All the villagers became killed.

— Serge [2020-09-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7249

It's going to be a lighthearted body horror.

— Andy [2020-09-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7248

Some of you have never had a mouth before.

— Dale [2020-09-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7247

There's nothing going to stop me from talking to a mattress full of eyeballs.

— Andy [2020-09-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7246

I dare you to try to get me to say no.

— Dale [2020-09-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7245

Cori is a delight. I'm going to name my first ulcer after her.

— Jacob [2020-09-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7244

We're the good guys, by the way.

— Jacob, in the face of all evidence to the contrary [2020-09-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Play it Forward
#7243

How many tires do I need to grow my weeds?

— James, in a singsong voice [2020-09-27]
Cloud Gardens on Bonus Stream
#7242

It goes Adam, Game, Subs, then chat.

— James [2020-09-27]
Cloud Gardens on Bonus Stream
#7241

I got to google dongle.

— Serge [2020-09-26]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream
#7240

I miss all of your calves.

— Ben Ulmer [2020-09-26]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Bonus Stream