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  1. #7217
    I really like physical objects. I have a thing about things I can touch.
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  2. #7216
    Nope, they're in the basketball dimension now.
    — Molly Lewis [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  3. #7215
    Everyone's ceiling is someone else's floor.
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  4. #7214
    Chat can make suggestions. Only you can make requests.
    — Molly, to Cori [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  5. #7213
    The car is my avatar.
    — Cori [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  6. #7212
    Other people are not as passionate about cheese as Ian.
    — Cori [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  7. #7211
    That's right, everyone can hear me and all the words I say out of my mouth when I'm here...
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  8. #7210
    The problem with Japanese commercials is that I've seen a lot of them.
    — Cori [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  9. #7209
    I WILL fight that bus!
    — Cori [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  10. #7208
    Not only am I self-clubbing myself, I am artisanally doing it.
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  11. #7207
    The cleaner your lines, the Godlier your times, you can write that down, that's an Ian Horner original.
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  12. #7206
    When I can mod horses into this game, I will.
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  13. #7205
    When a mod takes to allcaps, you know something is going down.
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  14. #7204
    Goodnight, sweet TEETH.
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  15. #7202
    Why is ZETA's butt in the ground?
    — Ian [2020-09-19]
    Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
  16. #7201
    Can I send a postcard from hell?
    — Kathleen [2020-09-18]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
  17. #7200
    Paradise sucks.
    — Cameron [2020-09-18]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
  18. #7199
    I'm bringing sexy back to the year 2006.
    — Cameron [2020-09-18]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
  19. #7198
    That's the first time anyone's been sent to the data hell.
    — Graham [2020-09-17]
    None on LRRMtG
  20. #7197
    Keep your salty fluids away from my stuff.
    — Ian [2020-09-17]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  21. #7196
    Uncalculably Christmas.
    — Ian, on Desert Bus [2020-09-17]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  22. #7195
    We're not sure what we're gonna give, but we're gonna give it!
    — Heather [2020-09-17]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  23. #7194
    I realised I could just draw on mugs.
    — Heather [2020-09-17]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  24. #7193
    Dutch sounds like English if you think you have a hearing problem.
    — Beej [2020-09-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  25. #7192
    Something about fjords?
    — Serge [2020-09-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams