Quotes – LRRbot

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#6871

I am DPSing the jellyfish.

— Cameron [2020-03-31]
Risk of Rain 2 on Talking Simulator
#6869

'Is there a strategy I should be using?' 'Don't get hit.'

— Cameron and Adam, Risk of Rain 2 on Talking Simulator [2020-03-31]
Risk of Rain 2 on Talking Simulator
#6868

Minecraft isn't a game about stuff.

— Serge [2020-03-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6867

I'm not saying I'm right, I'm saying it's wrong.

— James [2020-03-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6866

Jacob is like Dale: he's very fair.

— Kathleen [2020-03-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6865

If you want to make it worse, just add Internet.

— Ian [2020-03-29]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#6864

'Are you okay?' 'I died.' 'I *thought* something was different!'

— Ian and Heather [2020-03-29]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#6863

Ghosts have all the fun.

— Heather [2020-03-29]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#6862

I miss being a ghost.

— Ian [2020-03-29]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#6860

You've gotta build up trust before you screw somebody over.

— Kathleen [2020-03-28]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6859

I actually trust Beej.

— James [2020-03-28]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6858

I know things.

— Beej [2020-03-28]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6857

I love Kathleen but I don't trust her!

— Serge [2020-03-28]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6856

'So you lied?' 'Yes, but it was for a good cause.'

— Matt Griffiths and Heather [2020-03-27]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#6855

I have eyes and ears everywhere.

— Heather [2020-03-27]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#6854

I should be doing this while in bed.

— James [2020-03-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6853

I was doing completely normal things as a child... I was playing on a construction site.

— Beej [2020-03-26]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#6852

Backgammon sucks and has always fucking sucked.

— Beej [2020-03-26]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#6851

I wanna live like Swiss Family Robinson.

— Beej [2020-03-26]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#6850

It's so good to look at and so shitty to interact with.

— Kathleen [2020-03-26]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#6849

It's just not as fun to be player 2.

— Kathleen [2020-03-26]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#6848

Tom Nook is definitely a Templar.

— Paul [2020-03-26]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#6847

I think we might be kinda funny.

— Kathleen [2020-03-25]
The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
#6846

My lower body is so unimpressive.

— Ian [2020-03-25]
The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
#6845

A landmine's a completely victimless crime.

— Adam [2020-03-25]
The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward