Quotes – LRRbot

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#6978

I made this bed and chose to sleep on the couch.

— Wheeler [2020-05-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6977

Question is, how much song do I want to dance?

— Wheeler [2020-05-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6976

I kinda zoned out even though I was reading that out loud.

— Kathleen [2020-05-29]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on LRRMtG
#6975

Making a spider-woman homunculus is a solved problem.

— Kathleen [2020-05-28]
Just Chatting on Dice Friends
#6974

Your pubes don't ever reach your knees.

— Kathleen [2020-05-28]
Just Chatting on Dice Friends
#6973

You don't need to worry about grievances if the other party's dead.

— Fugi [2020-05-27]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Let's NOPE
#6972

Saying 'no' is a skill.

— Cameron [2020-05-27]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Let's NOPE
#6971

Excuse me, I'm here to beat you up!

— Kathleen [2020-05-27]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Let's NOPE
#6970

There are no stakes, in any game, ever.

— James [2020-05-26]
Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
#6969

Y'all look so good, I look like an idiot.

— James [2020-05-26]
Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
#6968

You've been very good people who've been lighting so many things on fire...

— Kathleen [2020-05-25]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6967

I think it'll all burn in the end.

— Kathleen [2020-05-25]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6966

'I believe in you!' 'The dice don't.'

— Kathleen and Serge [2020-05-25]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6965

Dousing things with gasoline is a free action in this campaign.

— Kathleen [2020-05-25]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6964

Sausage me up, Santa...

— Ian, reluctantly [2020-05-24]
Runner3 on Rhythm Cafe
#6963

I have telomeres too, you're not special!

— Cameron [2020-05-24]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
#6962

That's how I try to live my life: everything you need, but not too much.

— Jacob [2020-05-24]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
#6961

I love you so much, I hate you an equal amount in this moment.

— Jacob [2020-05-24]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
#6960

So, I'm currently 60-40 leaning towards the melon.

— Serge [2020-05-23]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6959

If you can drive a plane, you can drive a train.

— Bengineering [2018-05-24]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#6958

Ian is full of lies. "Full of lies Ian" is what I call him.

— James [2018-05-23]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#6957

seriously I just wanna get into a fight.

— Kathleen [2020-05-20]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Let's NOPE
#6956

I would like you to be the instrument of your own destruction, Dale.

— Andy [2020-05-18]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6955

It feels like the correct picture to have in the bedroom of a goth house.

— Cameron, on Girl with a pearl earring [2020-05-17]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
#6954

This is what happens when you do stupid things.

— James [2020-05-16]
VALORANT on LRRMtG