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  1. #7165
    Note to self: my face!
    — Cori [2020-09-01]
    Hardspace: Shipbreaker on Talking Simulator
  2. #7164
    There's nothing I love more than the vast emptiness of spaaaaaace.
    — Cori [2020-09-01]
    Hardspace: Shipbreaker on Talking Simulator
  3. #7163
    Oh we are so dumb, we are so impossibly stupid.
    — Serge [2020-09-01]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7162
    Skeletons can be very cosy.
    — Maddie [2020-08-30]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on The Long Game
  5. #7161
    There's just too much fire in this house.
    — patbaer [2020-08-30]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on The Long Game
  6. #7160
    I'm sure Chat is a treasure trove of terrible superheroes.
    — Paul [2020-08-29]
    Special Events on The Long Game
  7. #7159
    I was flirting with Beej, my bad.
    — Mikey [2020-08-26]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
  8. #7158
    Video games are bad and you shouldn't play them. Anyway let's play video games!
    — Mikey [2020-08-26]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
  9. #7157
    You are not... currently... on fire... I don't think.
    — Dale [2020-08-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #7156
    Insertion time!
    — Dale [2020-08-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  11. #7155
    Damn my honest face.
    — Jacob [2020-08-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  12. #7154
    I didn't want to tell you this. I want that noted.
    — Jacob, to Dale [2020-08-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #7153
    I just want what's best for you.
    — Dale, not at all forebodingly [2020-08-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #7152
    Easy mode for babies: that's ME!
    — Ian [2020-08-23]
    pop'n music FEVER! on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7151
    Can that be our new euphemism : 'I have to post a link in chat' ?
    — Cameron [2020-08-23]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Play it Forward
  16. #7150
    Man, I should hit up the graveyard this afternoon.
    — Cameron, wistfully [2020-08-23]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Play it Forward
  17. #7149
    I should stop doing this on stream, it's very rude.
    — Kathleen [2020-08-23]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Play it Forward
  18. #7148
    Do the lasers come out of a guy in a bathtub?
    — Bengineering [2020-08-22]
    VALORANT on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #7147
    At least let me get the kill before you kill me.
    — Serge [2020-08-22]
    VALORANT on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #7146
    I have a big delete button and I use it very aggressively now.
    — Heather [2020-08-21]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #7145
    They put me in charge. Whoopsie!
    — Bengineering [2020-08-21]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #7143
    I'm nothing if not physically intimidating.
    — Cameron [2020-08-19]
    Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Crossing the Streams
  23. #7142
    That really McFucking sucks.
    — Alex [2020-08-19]
    Carrion on Play it Forward
  24. #7141
    BBQ sauce on my tities.
    — Alex [2020-08-19]
    Carrion on Play it Forward
  25. #7140
    Replace the pig proxies.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-08-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock