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  1. #7078
    Is God here?
    — James [2020-07-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #7077
    I'm never sorry.
    — Ian [2020-07-27]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #7076
    Tell me more about my glorious death!
    — Andy [2020-07-27]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #7075
    I sometimes smash rocks, and lick them, that's science.
    — Meg [2020-07-26]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #7074
    Although, isn't any Bedroom a cult room when you think about it?
    — TQ [2020-07-26]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #7073
    Is not being alive a performance of some kind?
    — Kathleen [2020-07-26]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #7072
    I didn't think we were going to go darker than "eating people", but...
    — Paul [2020-07-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #7071
    We're going in from the butt.
    — Graham [2020-07-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #7070
    My tiny body was TOOOO big.
    — Graham [2020-07-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #7069
    I didn't think the goose would be in the mailbox!
    — Cori [2020-07-22]
    Moving Out on Play it Forward
  11. #7068
    I'm having difficulty controlling my noodle.
    — Graham [2020-07-22]
    Moving Out on Play it Forward
  12. #7067
    Oh no, my noodle!
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-07-22]
    Moving Out on Play it Forward
  13. #7066
    Thanks for teaching me how to poop.
    — Wheeler [2020-07-19]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #7065
    I think that's one of the best butt flags I've ever seen.
    — Kathleen [2020-07-19]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #7064
    I regenerate that banana you killed.
    — Bengineering [2020-07-17]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #7063
    I think I have cat-like reflexes.
    — Beej, Mail Time [2020-07-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  17. #7062
    I swapped a ring and my pants fell off.
    — Cori [2020-07-16]
    Grim Dawn on Bonus Stream
  18. #7061
    I am a Parry God in a faithless world.
    — Cameron [2020-07-16]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  19. #7060
    You're being very helpful today chat, are you feeling alright?
    — Cameron [2020-07-15]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  20. #7058
    Let's do the weird stuff.
    — Cameron [2020-07-15]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  21. #7057
    What's "sober"? I don't know what that is. You're saying words and I do not understand.
    — James [2020-07-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #7056
    Trust me, I think about holes a lot.
    — James [2020-07-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #7055
    I'm very good at Minecraft.
    — James, Shortly after dying twice in a row [2020-07-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #7054
    Does that octopus look friendly to you?
    — Andy [2020-07-13]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #7053
    I will watch you through my hand binoculars!
    — Paul [2020-07-13]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends