Quotes – LRRbot

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#7025

I can't believe I got tricked into doing something when the whole point was to do nothing!

— Heather [2020-06-28]
Runner3 on Rhythm Cafe
#7024

Now as we know, a random retweet is truth and fact.

— Kathleen [2020-06-28]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
#7023

Come to my island, I'll give you an outfit and blind you.

— Kathleen [2020-06-28]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
#7022

I didn't bring the Sun, I took it!

— Kathleen [2020-06-28]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
#7021

H-three-lp! I need h-zero-psital!

— Graham [2020-06-27]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#7020

Meat crops things weirdly.

— Graham [2020-06-25]
Just Chatting on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7019

Minecraft seems to be a series of weird interactions.

— TXC2 [2020-06-23]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7018

We're dying for your greed!' 'It's our greed.'

— Serge and RebelliousUno [2020-06-23]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7017

I didn't come here to be a coward. [...] I absolutely came here to be a coward.

— Wheeler [2020-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7016

I'm not forming memories today, I'm giving myself that gift.

— Cameron [2020-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7015

I don't like having to cycle an animal's contents.

— Cameron [2020-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7014

I'm gonna go see Adam about a horse.

— James [2020-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7013

Teeth don't work now.

— James [2020-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7012

Hey Siri, take me to Kathleen's lettuces.

— James [2020-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7011

If there was ever a time to splash double pips, maybe it's now.

— Graham [2020-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7010

Graham, you can pillage my orchard any time....that sounded like a sex thing.

— Kathleen [2020-06-21]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#7009

I feel like I'm being shown opposable thumbs for the first time.

— Cameron [2020-06-21]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#7008

Cameron is correct.

— Graham [2020-06-21]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#7007

Let's talk about my cat first.

— Kathleen [2020-06-21]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#7006

Most people who play this game as bad as us have stopped.

— Serge [2020-06-20]
VALORANT on Bonus Stream
#7005

OBS is a stupid butt.

— James [2020-06-20]
VALORANT on Bonus Stream
#7004

I'm not aware of where anything is in my body.

— Kathleen [2020-06-18]
Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
#7003

There's no I in bonus.

— Paul [2020-06-18]
Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
#7002

You don't have to have a breakthrough if you can't be broken.

— Kathleen [2020-06-17]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7001

No-one here has ever seen a nose before.

— Serge [2020-06-17]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams