Quotes – LRRbot

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#7105

What's the range on this eggplant?!

— Serge [2020-08-05]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
#7104

'That's the dumbest reasoning I've ever heard in my entire life.' 'Thank you!'

— Adam and Matt Griffiths [2020-08-05]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
#7103

Humble pie is still pie!

— James [2020-08-05]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
#7102

I want my last action on this earth to be doing the worm so hard I fly 8 feet in the air."

— Cameron [2020-08-05]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7101

I think we should take a break before we go to the Nightmare Realm.

— Cori [2020-08-04]
Games + Demos on Talking Simulator
#7100

You found the gold stash behind the pig faces.

— Serge [2020-08-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7099

Now you're thinking with Unos!

— RebelliousUno [2020-08-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7098

I always test flush.

— James [2020-08-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7097

I am a very fair GM who is using a very unfair system to kill you all.

— Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
None on Dice Friends
#7096

Do vampires like cheese?

— Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
None on Dice Friends
#7095

I ate a fish and became the fish.

— Matt Griffiths [2020-08-03]
None on Dice Friends
#7094

We will make the fiction work no matter how it may oppose us.

— Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
None on Dice Friends
#7093

Do we need to shave the moon?

— Cameron [2020-08-03]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7092

So many people exhaled it had a smell.

— Cameron [2020-08-03]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7091

Eugh, why is life so hard?

— Cameron [2020-08-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7090

If I may interject as the Judge....

— Serge [2020-08-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7089

How aggro am I today?

— Bengineering [2020-08-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7088

Down with Big Graham!

— Ben Ulmer [2020-08-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7087

'Do you have a way to win the game?' 'No but my deck is really cool!'

— Graham and Serge [2020-08-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7086

I can never read the leet speak you kids use nower days.

— Cameron [2020-07-30]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7085

I don't play Xbox!

— Beej [2020-07-29]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7084

That's a very personal question that I will happily answer.

— Jacob [2020-07-29]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7083

We know too much about Pokemon and not enough about sports!

— Kathleen [2020-07-29]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7082

Is that supposed to be for your feet or for your butt?

— Serge [2020-07-29]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7081

I compliment you all of the time, and you're all very hard to be nice to.

— Jacob [2020-07-29]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams