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  1. #7015
    I don't like having to cycle an animal's contents.
    — Cameron [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #7014
    I'm gonna go see Adam about a horse.
    — James [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #7013
    Teeth don't work now.
    — James [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #7012
    Hey Siri, take me to Kathleen's lettuces.
    — James [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #7011
    If there was ever a time to splash double pips, maybe it's now.
    — Graham [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #7010
    Graham, you can pillage my orchard any time....that sounded like a sex thing.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-21]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  7. #7009
    I feel like I'm being shown opposable thumbs for the first time.
    — Cameron [2020-06-21]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  8. #7008
    Cameron is correct.
    — Graham [2020-06-21]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  9. #7007
    Let's talk about my cat first.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-21]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  10. #7006
    Most people who play this game as bad as us have stopped.
    — Serge [2020-06-20]
    VALORANT on Bonus Stream
  11. #7005
    OBS is a stupid butt.
    — James [2020-06-20]
    VALORANT on Bonus Stream
  12. #7004
    I'm not aware of where anything is in my body.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-18]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  13. #7003
    There's no I in bonus.
    — Paul [2020-06-18]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  14. #7002
    You don't have to have a breakthrough if you can't be broken.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-17]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  15. #7001
    No-one here has ever seen a nose before.
    — Serge [2020-06-17]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  16. #7000
    Ian, never stop being Ian.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-17]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  17. #6999
    This time you *should* listen to Dale.
    — Ian [2020-06-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #6998
    Like they say: 'It doesn't stop stopping until it stops stopping.'
    — Kathleen [2020-06-12]
    Creative on LRRMtG
  19. #6997
    'Wait which rule is it?' 'It's gonna be all of them eventually.'
    — Beej and Paul [2020-06-11]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  20. #6996
    I am holding the speaking TNT.
    — Serge [2020-06-09]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
  21. #6995
    You're not really living until you wear a TNT hat.
    — James [2020-06-09]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
  22. #6994
    Say good things about Heather. You've been warned.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-08]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #6993
    Is there any food better then buttered toast?
    — Kathleen [2020-06-08]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #6992
    It is the kitchen of the sky.
    — Aubrey, on Space [2020-06-07]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  25. #6991
    I like that our chat has some chestnuts.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-03]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Let's NOPE