Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6536

You maggots are terrible at sharing!

— Paul [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6535

I'm here for a TPK, so I'm taking you all down.

— Heather [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6534

We're working together to entertain people, which means we need to fight.

— Ian [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6533

Everything about Heather is so great.

— Bengineering [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6532

You can't account for Serge.

— James [2019-10-30]
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare on Play it Forward
#6531

Fun fact: I'm actually John Oliver.

— James [2019-10-30]
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare on Play it Forward
#6530

I think it's a good time for us to restart, and put on our new face.

— Cori [2019-10-29]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
#6529

The pigeon annex is just not working out.

— Cameron [2019-10-29]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
#6528

Anything from Canadians is the most important thing to Canadians.

— Cori [2019-10-29]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
#6527

Great, now I'm having to assume direct control of my lungs.

— Cameron [2019-10-29]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
#6526

I forgot that people explode when they leave.

— Cori [2019-10-29]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
#6525

If the painting slaps me, I quit.

— Adam [2019-10-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6524

Screw you, game. You can't tell me how to live.

— Adam [2019-10-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6523

But the internet is full of lies, baseline.

— Adam [2019-10-26]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6522

Babies can't feel guilt.

— Adam [2019-10-26]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6521

I wanna go for the funny answer, but it doesn't reward me.

— Adam [2019-10-26]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6520

How much foreshadowing can you fit into a single conversation?

— Adam [2019-10-26]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6519

Imagine a cat calling you weird.

— Adam [2019-10-26]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6518

Fun is when you win.

— Adam [2019-10-26]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6517

Who reads cards these days? It's 2019!

— Serge [2019-10-25]
Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
#6516

Magic's a dumb game for dumb babies.

— James, pouting [2019-10-24]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6515

The Bus takes everything off the road.

— Heather [2019-10-24]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6514

I'm that one!

— Heather, about Kathleen [2019-10-24]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6513

You know what is the most messed up thing of all? Capitalism.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-10-23]
Board Games on AFK
#6512

'What's your stance on Jars?' 'Free the thing, but be prepared to kill it.'

— Cori and Heather [2019-10-22]
Hollow Knight on Talking Simulator