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  1. #6867
    I'm not saying I'm right, I'm saying it's wrong.
    — James [2020-03-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #6866
    Jacob is like Dale: he's very fair.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #6865
    If you want to make it worse, just add Internet.
    — Ian [2020-03-29]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #6864
    'Are you okay?' 'I died.' 'I *thought* something was different!'
    — Ian and Heather [2020-03-29]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #6863
    Ghosts have all the fun.
    — Heather [2020-03-29]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #6862
    I miss being a ghost.
    — Ian [2020-03-29]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #6860
    You've gotta build up trust before you screw somebody over.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-28]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #6859
    I actually trust Beej.
    — James [2020-03-28]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #6858
    I know things.
    — Beej [2020-03-28]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #6857
    I love Kathleen but I don't trust her!
    — Serge [2020-03-28]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #6856
    'So you lied?' 'Yes, but it was for a good cause.'
    — Matt Griffiths and Heather [2020-03-27]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  12. #6855
    I have eyes and ears everywhere.
    — Heather [2020-03-27]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  13. #6854
    I should be doing this while in bed.
    — James [2020-03-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  14. #6853
    I was doing completely normal things as a child... I was playing on a construction site.
    — Beej [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  15. #6852
    Backgammon sucks and has always fucking sucked.
    — Beej [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  16. #6851
    I wanna live like Swiss Family Robinson.
    — Beej [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  17. #6850
    It's so good to look at and so shitty to interact with.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  18. #6849
    It's just not as fun to be player 2.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  19. #6848
    Tom Nook is definitely a Templar.
    — Paul [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  20. #6847
    I think we might be kinda funny.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-25]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
  21. #6846
    My lower body is so unimpressive.
    — Ian [2020-03-25]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
  22. #6845
    A landmine's a completely victimless crime.
    — Adam [2020-03-25]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
  23. #6844
    We're a bunch of fuckin' nerds.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-25]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
  24. #6843
    Shoot James with the elf gun.
    — Adam [2020-03-25]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
  25. #6842
    I'm now distracted by Ben's excellent noodle.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-25]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward