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  1. #6668
    It's a horse. Horses don't have souls.
    — Adam [2019-12-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  2. #6667
    Don't quote me.
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  3. #6666
    When have I been known to take the obvious joke? ...I mean, other than all the times that I've taken the obvious joke.
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  4. #6665
    Put me in forklift jail!
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  5. #6664
    Screw you Twitch, I'm gonna go work in a warehouse!
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  6. #6663
    I'm a forklift master!
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    None on Play it Forward
  7. #6662
    Oh. I see how it is. You wanted to win.
    — Cori, disgusted [2019-12-27]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #6661
    You can't just say things.
    — Graham [2019-12-27]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #6660
    Stop liking people.
    — Bengineering [2019-12-27]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #6659
    Why would you lie to me on Boxing Day, the most sacred of days??
    — Heather [2019-12-26]
    None on AFK
  11. #6658
    Sorry about Philadelphia.
    — Graham [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  12. #6657
    I don't want to see Beej out there begging for anime.
    — Graham [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  13. #6656
    Why do you take everything we like and Beej it up?
    — Ben, to Beej [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  14. #6655
    I know about whale-fucking, baby!
    — Graham [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  15. #6654
    I feel like I gained at least two levels in 2019.
    — Kathleen [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  16. #6653
    Why do you need all those things in one thing?!
    — Adam [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  17. #6652
    'You are not helping.' 'I am absolutely helping, just not the way you want!'
    — Beej and Heather [2019-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  18. #6651
    I must protect my fur baby forever!
    — Beej [2019-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  19. #6650
    Live with your monstrosities!!
    — Heather, to Beej [2019-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  20. #6649
    I'm worse than children.
    — Beej [2019-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  21. #6648
    You can't stop me, I'm player 2!
    — Heather [2019-12-25]
    Super Mario Bros. 3 on Bonus Stream
  22. #6647
    I don't play hard video games, I only play Hollow Knight.
    — Heather [2019-12-25]
    Super Mario Bros. 3 on Bonus Stream
  23. #6646
    It's called a garbage can, not eating them.
    — Heather [2019-12-25]
    Super Mario Bros. 3 on Bonus Stream
  24. #6645
    Stop it! Stop having babies!
    — Cori [2019-12-24]
    Blade Runner on Bonus Stream
  25. #6644
    Bug James instead.
    — Heather [2019-12-22]
    Lofi Ping Pong on Rhythm Cafe