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#6578

One of these days I will have a friend group that can rotate cushions for me.

— cheetoJack [2019-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6577

I felt you in my hair.

— Graham, to Beej [2019-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6576

"Don't just sit there and lie to chat." "It's really easy, though!"

— Graham and James [2019-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6575

You keep your X-Tool away from my Butthard!

— Jordan [2019-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6574

You SHOULD believe I'm doing something suspicious, but it's not THIS.

— Fugi [2019-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6573

Botanically, bananas are a baby.

— Serge [2019-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6572

I AM WAR

— Jacob, as Hello Kitty [2019-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6571

I'm a problem solver.

— Graham, actively making the situation worse [2019-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6570

No, you can't have my dental floss. I need it to clean my teeth in an emergency.

— Beej [2019-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6569

I'm encouraging Ian and I don't think that should be allowed

— Kathleen [2019-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6568

Ben? ... You know what, don't explain what you were doing.

— Graham [2019-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6567

Enjoy my goo!

— Jacob [2019-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6566

It's yeehaws and hubris all the way down.

— Wheeler [2019-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6565

It's only day 4.... right? Christ, someone tell me it's day 4.

— Graham [2019-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6564

We manufactured our own murder hallway!

— Wiggins [2019-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6563

Fire is coming out the butt, and only the butt. That's where you want the fire to come out of.

— James [2019-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6561

Serge and James are straight-up the humaniest humans ever.

— Cameron [2019-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6560

There was a fraction of a second where I thought I was hallucinating again.

— Alex [2019-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6559

Fudger's choice for me, thanks

— Ian [2019-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6558

Ben, you're killing me. Never stop.

— Graham [2019-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6555

It was my first time and I wanted to do a good job.

— Andrew, about intending to rent a tank for his Desert Bus driver intro [2019-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6554

Adults are stupid.

— Beej [2019-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6553

I've been left in control of Chat, and I've been subjecting them to me.

— Cameron [2019-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6552

Now is probably not a great time to mention I have a vertigo issue.

— Wiggins, while spinning in place [2019-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6551

I'm helping!

— Graham, helpfully [2019-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope