Quotes – LRRbot

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#6736

This is a farce of a stream.

— James [2020-01-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6735

I can make a forklift go WAY faster than the guy in Shenmue.

— Paul [2020-01-27]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6734

I'm having some ontological problems with what's going on.

— Cameron [2020-01-27]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6733

Come here, be ignored.

— Dale [2020-01-27]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6732

Why would you make Chelsea go through your monkey luggage?

— Heather [2020-01-26]
Pop'n Music 11 on Rhythm Cafe
#6731

When the moon comes down to get you, clearly you've been out too long.

— Heather [2020-01-26]
Pop'n Music 11 on Rhythm Cafe
#6730

Pink elephant is the safe option.

— Ian [2020-01-26]
Pop'n Music 11 on Rhythm Cafe
#6729

Artists can do what they want.

— Matt Griffiths [2020-01-25]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6728

What if I don't want to stop lighting things on fire?

— Heather [2020-01-25]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6727

My victories are my victories, Your victories are my victories.

— Adam [2020-01-25]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6726

I'm gonna go out on a limb and attempt not to go out on a limb.

— Paul [2020-01-24]
Control on Play it Forward
#6725

You're not supposed to say 'oops' on this program! That's MY job.

— Ian [2020-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6724

And now I have a nice cup of shut-the-fuck-up-beej.

— Beej [2020-01-23]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6723

Sheep are like the boats of the land.

— Paul [2020-01-22]
Board Games on AFK
#6722

It's fun to know the name of people you're killing.

— Paul [2020-01-22]
Control on Play it Forward
#6721

I'm impossible at making mistakes.

— James [2020-01-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6720

Whose idea was it to get a plane that early?' 'Beej got a really good deal.'

— RebelliousUno and Serge [2020-01-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6719

Oh, I can make that worse.

— Dale [2020-01-20]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6718

There's no such thing as a non-urgent physics problem.

— Kathleen, as Riley [2020-01-20]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6717

You could slip some lies in there, Dale.

— Kathleen, making questionable life choices [2020-01-20]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6716

It's my job to make sure that bad things happen to you, because otherwise you would get bored.

— Dale [2020-01-20]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6715

Do not burn your trash into a reindeer, only into a moose.

— Paul [2020-01-20]
Control on Play it Forward
#6714

Kids, don't run with your head as your third leg.

— Paul [2020-01-20]
Control on Play it Forward
#6713

I think Starbucks might be sponsored by us.

— Paul [2020-01-20]
Control on Play it Forward
#6712

I only want to eat the food when my snake is green!

— Ian [2020-01-19]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe