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  1. #6684
    I guess you can do things without...learning.
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-01-07]
    while True: learn() on Talking Simulator
  2. #6683
    There's bones inside you.' 'Those don't help me in minecraft.'
    — RebelliousUno and Serge [2020-01-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #6682
    Why don't baby zombies catch fire in the sun?
    — Serge [2020-01-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #6681
    I'm always partying like a rock star, that's my secret James.
    — Serge [2020-01-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #6680
    The progress goat is not accurate.
    — Paul [2020-01-06]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
  6. #6679
    You don't give names to things you're going to throw away.
    — Ian [2020-01-06]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
  7. #6678
    Nobody should have to see my genitals, either.
    — Beej [2020-01-06]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
  8. #6677
    I have a list of all of Beej's weaknesses.
    — Serge [2020-01-06]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
  9. #6676
    Wah! Nintendo is real!
    — Wario [2020-01-06]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
  10. #6675
    Pound me straight into health!
    — Ian [2020-01-04]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  11. #6674
    It's all about fork-lifting for Snake Juice now
    — Ian [2020-01-04]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  12. #6672
    Flex on us, birthday boy!
    — Serge [2020-01-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  13. #6671
    Are you a dru-id or a dru-idn't?
    — Serge [2020-01-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  14. #6670
    Not to be rude, but it looks like Serifina's base is full of farts.
    — Serge [2019-12-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #6669
    I am super on fire right now and I don't appreciate it.
    — Serge [2019-12-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #6668
    It's a horse. Horses don't have souls.
    — Adam [2019-12-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6667
    Don't quote me.
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  18. #6666
    When have I been known to take the obvious joke? ...I mean, other than all the times that I've taken the obvious joke.
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  19. #6665
    Put me in forklift jail!
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  20. #6664
    Screw you Twitch, I'm gonna go work in a warehouse!
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  21. #6663
    I'm a forklift master!
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    None on Play it Forward
  22. #6662
    Oh. I see how it is. You wanted to win.
    — Cori, disgusted [2019-12-27]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #6661
    You can't just say things.
    — Graham [2019-12-27]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #6660
    Stop liking people.
    — Bengineering [2019-12-27]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #6659
    Why would you lie to me on Boxing Day, the most sacred of days??
    — Heather [2019-12-26]
    None on AFK