Quotes – LRRbot

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#6688

I love my kung-fu brethren.

— Ian [2020-01-08]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6687

'It said don't fight it.' 'But what if we fought it?'

— Paul and Serge [2020-01-08]
Board Games on AFK
#6686

This is Cthulhu, man. Nothing bad happens in the ocean, it's fine.

— Paul [2020-01-08]
Board Games on AFK
#6684

I guess you can do things without...learning.

— Matt Griffiths [2020-01-07]
while True: learn() on Talking Simulator
#6683

There's bones inside you.' 'Those don't help me in minecraft.'

— RebelliousUno and Serge [2020-01-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6682

Why don't baby zombies catch fire in the sun?

— Serge [2020-01-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6681

I'm always partying like a rock star, that's my secret James.

— Serge [2020-01-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6680

The progress goat is not accurate.

— Paul [2020-01-06]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
#6679

You don't give names to things you're going to throw away.

— Ian [2020-01-06]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
#6678

Nobody should have to see my genitals, either.

— Beej [2020-01-06]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
#6677

I have a list of all of Beej's weaknesses.

— Serge [2020-01-06]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
#6676

Wah! Nintendo is real!

— Wario [2020-01-06]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
#6675

Pound me straight into health!

— Ian [2020-01-04]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6674

It's all about fork-lifting for Snake Juice now

— Ian [2020-01-04]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6672

Flex on us, birthday boy!

— Serge [2020-01-01]
Board Games on AFK
#6671

Are you a dru-id or a dru-idn't?

— Serge [2020-01-01]
Board Games on AFK
#6670

Not to be rude, but it looks like Serifina's base is full of farts.

— Serge [2019-12-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6669

I am super on fire right now and I don't appreciate it.

— Serge [2019-12-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6668

It's a horse. Horses don't have souls.

— Adam [2019-12-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6667

Don't quote me.

— Ian [2019-12-29]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6666

When have I been known to take the obvious joke? ...I mean, other than all the times that I've taken the obvious joke.

— Ian [2019-12-29]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6665

Put me in forklift jail!

— Ian [2019-12-29]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6664

Screw you Twitch, I'm gonna go work in a warehouse!

— Ian [2019-12-29]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6663

I'm a forklift master!

— Ian [2019-12-29]
None on Play it Forward
#6662

Oh. I see how it is. You wanted to win.

— Cori, disgusted [2019-12-27]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight