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  1. #6834
    I've never looked at everybody's eyes so closely.
    — Heather [2020-03-20]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  2. #6833
    The words I'm saying don't make a lot of sense, but I think you know what I'm saying.
    — Graham [2020-03-20]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  3. #6832
    A mask is just a keyboard for the face.
    — Paul [2020-03-19]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  4. #6831
    You'd be surprised where you can fit a seed.
    — Ian [2020-03-18]
    Board Games on AFK
  5. #6830
    Everyone has friends. Not everyone has a Beej.
    — Adam [2020-03-17]
    Silent Hill 2 on Let's NOPE
  6. #6829
    I'm gonna go hang out on my nose.
    — James [2020-03-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #6828
    You wasted 12 minutes of three people's lives, that's closer to 40 minutes!
    — Serge [2020-03-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #6827
    The first thing you need to do is stop being bad.
    — Serge, to James [2020-03-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #6826
    Paul's a genius.
    — James [2020-03-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #6825
    There is no indication that anything is coming to eat you...right now.
    — Cameron [2020-03-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  11. #6824
    Gotta make sure you get the right underpants.
    — Graham [2020-03-16]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  12. #6823
    I have to assume fire is good against a house right?
    — Graham [2020-03-16]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  13. #6822
    I'm using a mod [...] to take people's mouths away.
    — Graham [2020-03-16]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  14. #6820
    I can see everything, Cori; I've established this.
    — Heather [2020-03-12]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  15. #6819
    I've definitely not been in a dead-body situation before.
    — Heather [2020-03-12]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  16. #6818
    Ah that was a weird flex but it felt so good.
    — Beej [2020-03-12]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #6817
    'Cori, wanna be buddies?' 'Pay me.'
    — Ben and Cori [2020-03-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  18. #6816
    If you show up for school, eventually they let you leave.
    — Nelson [2020-03-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  19. #6815
    Let's Nope says trans rights!
    — Ben [2020-03-10]
    Silent Hill on Let's NOPE
  20. #6814
    Froggy Visor guided me here.
    — Cameron [2020-03-10]
    Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
  21. #6813
    I'm assuming I have a level of stress.
    — Adam [2020-03-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  22. #6812
    I don't honestly care.
    — Cameron [2020-03-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #6811
    I always monitor chat. Always.
    — Heather, menacingly [2020-03-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6810
    I don't think I would want to wear the skin of anything with a human face.
    — Cori [2020-03-09]
    Art on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #6809
    Fuck James Turner.
    — Adam [2020-03-09]
    Art on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry