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  1. #6778
    It's a good thing we have Ian here.
    — Heather [2020-02-22]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #6777
    It was 2015, it was an entirely different time.
    — James [2020-02-22]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  3. #6776
    No matter how it makes us feel, we can't deny this is art.
    — Adam, on a penis monster [2020-02-22]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  4. #6775
    Isn't it ironic that we killed a big dick and all got off 69?
    — Adam [2020-02-21]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  5. #6774
    I don't see you flexing, so get shopping!
    — Serge [2020-02-19]
    Board Games on AFK
  6. #6773
    We can't sub ocean our way out of this problem...or can we?
    — Graham [2020-02-19]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  7. #6772
    Let me get on my drama clothes.
    — Cameron [2020-02-18]
    Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
  8. #6771
    Bigger is better until it's too big.
    — Serge [2020-02-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #6770
    I just collect items, I don't use them. What if I need them?
    — Heather [2020-02-16]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #6769
    We're not here to be good, we're here to be good enough.
    — Ian [2020-02-16]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #6768
    Always remember to touch your spine.
    — TexanReverend [2020-02-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #6767
    'I make jokes for myself and maybe one other person who exists.' 'I'm right here!'
    — Ian and Cori [2020-02-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #6765
    If any of you turn into Beej, you have to tell me.
    — Ian [2020-02-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #6764
    Why must you always be so unsafe?
    — Heather, asking Ian what chat is always wondering [2020-02-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #6763
    I remember when Ben was funny.
    — Bengineering [2020-02-14]
    Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
  16. #6762
    Why would you make a place where you can't ride horses?
    — Paul [2020-02-14]
    Darksiders Genesis on Bonus Stream
  17. #6761
    For really?
    — Adam [2020-02-14]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  18. #6760
    'What a nice child.' 'Let's go bust her sand castle.'
    — Cameron and Cori [2020-02-11]
    Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
  19. #6759
    You don't have to say everything out loud.
    — Cameron [2020-02-11]
    Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
  20. #6758
    I'm at the intersection of unfinished and done.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-02-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #6757
    Where are your mods now, Turner?
    — circusofkirkus [2020-02-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #6756
    You can't ask for my help then use my help, that's not how help works.
    — Serge [2020-02-10]
    None on Dice Friends
  23. #6755
    Space is gross.
    — Cameron [2020-02-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6754
    No one can stop me, I have a shovel!
    — Ian [2020-02-09]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #6753
    I know I can rely on chat.
    — Heather [2020-02-09]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe