Quotes – LRRbot

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#6956

I would like you to be the instrument of your own destruction, Dale.

— Andy [2020-05-18]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6955

It feels like the correct picture to have in the bedroom of a goth house.

— Cameron, on Girl with a pearl earring [2020-05-17]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
#6954

This is what happens when you do stupid things.

— James [2020-05-16]
VALORANT on LRRMtG
#6953

Mmm, affection punches!

— Ian [2020-05-13]
Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
#6952

Where's a sausage when you need one?!

— Cori [2020-05-13]
Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
#6951

I was just bad, and then everyone got worse than me!

— Cameron [2020-05-13]
Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
#6950

I need a fleshy Mylar bag with my face on it.

— Ian [2020-05-13]
Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
#6949

No, my butt!

— Bengineering [2020-05-13]
Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
#6948

Don't make me punch your butt!

— Ben [2020-05-13]
Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
#6947

Ignore them, they're wrong.

— Serge, of chat [2020-05-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6946

It's James's fault? Is that believable?

— Dale [2020-05-11]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6945

Does anyone have a plan, or should I just start eating people?

— Dale [2020-05-11]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6944

Oh no! We could have solved this with words!

— Andy [2020-05-11]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6943

You don't have to ask questions, you just do it.

— Dale [2020-05-11]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6942

This is where the humans hang out, whether they have skin or not.

— Heather [2020-05-10]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#6941

I'm only a little bit chaotic.

— Kathleen [2020-05-10]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#6940

The trick is to do neither well.

— Cameron [2020-05-10]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#6939

I should never be above 100%

— Bengineering [2020-05-09]
VALORANT on Bonus Stream
#6938

More heads, no tongue, that's what the audience wants.

— Ian [2020-05-06]
Jackbox Party Packs on Dice Friends
#6937

I always assumed I would get more money off Ian's death.

— Andrew [2020-05-06]
Jackbox Party Packs on Dice Friends
#6936

This is me vs me. Either way I lose.

— Serge [2020-05-06]
Jackbox Party Packs on Dice Friends
#6935

I just assume that all good ideas about streaming come from James.

— Kathleen [2020-05-06]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Let's NOPE
#6934

Map says.... rice. Or swarm of fingernails.

— Cori [2020-05-05]
Future Unfolding on Talking Simulator
#6933

I don't need sheep for anything!

— Cori [2020-05-05]
Future Unfolding on Talking Simulator
#6932

Please amuse yourselves while I operate a computer.

— Cori [2020-05-05]
Future Unfolding on Talking Simulator