Quotes – LRRbot

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#6831

You'd be surprised where you can fit a seed.

— Ian [2020-03-18]
Board Games on AFK
#6830

Everyone has friends. Not everyone has a Beej.

— Adam [2020-03-17]
Silent Hill 2 on Let's NOPE
#6829

I'm gonna go hang out on my nose.

— James [2020-03-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6828

You wasted 12 minutes of three people's lives, that's closer to 40 minutes!

— Serge [2020-03-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6827

The first thing you need to do is stop being bad.

— Serge, to James [2020-03-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6826

Paul's a genius.

— James [2020-03-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6825

There is no indication that anything is coming to eat you...right now.

— Cameron [2020-03-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6824

Gotta make sure you get the right underpants.

— Graham [2020-03-16]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6823

I have to assume fire is good against a house right?

— Graham [2020-03-16]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6822

I'm using a mod [...] to take people's mouths away.

— Graham [2020-03-16]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6820

I can see everything, Cori; I've established this.

— Heather [2020-03-12]
Board Games on The Long Game
#6819

I've definitely not been in a dead-body situation before.

— Heather [2020-03-12]
Board Games on The Long Game
#6818

Ah that was a weird flex but it felt so good.

— Beej [2020-03-12]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6817

'Cori, wanna be buddies?' 'Pay me.'

— Ben and Cori [2020-03-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6816

If you show up for school, eventually they let you leave.

— Nelson [2020-03-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6815

Let's Nope says trans rights!

— Ben [2020-03-10]
Silent Hill on Let's NOPE
#6814

Froggy Visor guided me here.

— Cameron [2020-03-10]
Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
#6813

I'm assuming I have a level of stress.

— Adam [2020-03-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6812

I don't honestly care.

— Cameron [2020-03-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6811

I always monitor chat. Always.

— Heather, menacingly [2020-03-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6810

I don't think I would want to wear the skin of anything with a human face.

— Cori [2020-03-09]
Art on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6809

Fuck James Turner.

— Adam [2020-03-09]
Art on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6808

What is a tail if not a weird poop?

— Paul [2020-03-09]
Art on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6807

Did I tell you about the saddest thing that happened to me?

— Cameron [2020-03-09]
Art on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6806

How does this affect nuggies?

— Ian [2020-03-08]
Symphonic Rain on Rhythm Cafe