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  1. #6758
    I'm at the intersection of unfinished and done.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-02-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #6757
    Where are your mods now, Turner?
    — circusofkirkus [2020-02-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #6756
    You can't ask for my help then use my help, that's not how help works.
    — Serge [2020-02-10]
    None on Dice Friends
  4. #6755
    Space is gross.
    — Cameron [2020-02-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  5. #6754
    No one can stop me, I have a shovel!
    — Ian [2020-02-09]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #6753
    I know I can rely on chat.
    — Heather [2020-02-09]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #6752
    Enjoy our suffering, now solidified in amber!
    — Heather [2020-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #6751
    Turns out all of us are degenerate night people.
    — Kathleen [2020-02-06]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #6750
    I never know the noises I'm gonna make.
    — Beej [2020-02-06]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #6749
    Otaku Jeff is a coward!
    — Cameron [2020-02-04]
    Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
  11. #6748
    Let's get liquored up and beat the shit out of a door!
    — Cameron [2020-02-04]
    Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
  12. #6747
    I trust you the least saying that Uno.
    — Serge [2020-02-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #6746
    I only occasionally listen to Serifina.
    — James [2020-02-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #6745
    It turns out I'm awesome.
    — Paul [2020-01-30]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #6744
    I could try to heal Cori, but I kind of want her to pay for her crimes.
    — Heather [2020-01-30]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  16. #6743
    I'm studying fire...a lot.
    — Heather [2020-01-30]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  17. #6742
    Bionic Trousers Media: we buy people...wait no.
    — Paul [2020-01-30]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #6741
    Are any of us ever really good?
    — Graham [2020-01-30]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #6740
    All mugs are a lie.
    — Paul [2020-01-30]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  20. #6739
    Name a better pairing than Serge and hubris.
    — Serge [2020-01-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  21. #6738
    Horses can totally go to Hell, Paul.
    — Serge [2020-01-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  22. #6737
    Nothing a good old explosion won't fix.
    — Paul [2020-01-29]
    Control on Play it Forward
  23. #6736
    This is a farce of a stream.
    — James [2020-01-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #6735
    I can make a forklift go WAY faster than the guy in Shenmue.
    — Paul [2020-01-27]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #6734
    I'm having some ontological problems with what's going on.
    — Cameron [2020-01-27]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends