Quotes – LRRbot

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#6675

Pound me straight into health!

— Ian [2020-01-04]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6674

It's all about fork-lifting for Snake Juice now

— Ian [2020-01-04]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6672

Flex on us, birthday boy!

— Serge [2020-01-01]
Board Games on AFK
#6671

Are you a dru-id or a dru-idn't?

— Serge [2020-01-01]
Board Games on AFK
#6670

Not to be rude, but it looks like Serifina's base is full of farts.

— Serge [2019-12-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6669

I am super on fire right now and I don't appreciate it.

— Serge [2019-12-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6668

It's a horse. Horses don't have souls.

— Adam [2019-12-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6667

Don't quote me.

— Ian [2019-12-29]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6666

When have I been known to take the obvious joke? ...I mean, other than all the times that I've taken the obvious joke.

— Ian [2019-12-29]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6665

Put me in forklift jail!

— Ian [2019-12-29]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6664

Screw you Twitch, I'm gonna go work in a warehouse!

— Ian [2019-12-29]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6663

I'm a forklift master!

— Ian [2019-12-29]
None on Play it Forward
#6662

Oh. I see how it is. You wanted to win.

— Cori, disgusted [2019-12-27]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6661

You can't just say things.

— Graham [2019-12-27]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6660

Stop liking people.

— Bengineering [2019-12-27]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6659

Why would you lie to me on Boxing Day, the most sacred of days??

— Heather [2019-12-26]
None on AFK
#6658

Sorry about Philadelphia.

— Graham [2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#6657

I don't want to see Beej out there begging for anime.

— Graham [2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#6656

Why do you take everything we like and Beej it up?

— Ben, to Beej [2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#6655

I know about whale-fucking, baby!

— Graham [2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#6654

I feel like I gained at least two levels in 2019.

— Kathleen [2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#6653

Why do you need all those things in one thing?!

— Adam [2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#6652

'You are not helping.' 'I am absolutely helping, just not the way you want!'

— Beej and Heather [2019-12-25]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6651

I must protect my fur baby forever!

— Beej [2019-12-25]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6650

Live with your monstrosities!!

— Heather, to Beej [2019-12-25]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream