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  1. #6537
    I've read a lot of things that I probably shouldn't have.
    — Heather [2019-10-30]
    Board Games on AFK
  2. #6536
    You maggots are terrible at sharing!
    — Paul [2019-10-30]
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  3. #6535
    I'm here for a TPK, so I'm taking you all down.
    — Heather [2019-10-30]
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  4. #6534
    We're working together to entertain people, which means we need to fight.
    — Ian [2019-10-30]
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  5. #6533
    Everything about Heather is so great.
    — Bengineering [2019-10-30]
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  6. #6532
    You can't account for Serge.
    — James [2019-10-30]
    Call of Duty: Modern Warfare on Play it Forward
  7. #6531
    Fun fact: I'm actually John Oliver.
    — James [2019-10-30]
    Call of Duty: Modern Warfare on Play it Forward
  8. #6530
    I think it's a good time for us to restart, and put on our new face.
    — Cori [2019-10-29]
    Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
  9. #6529
    The pigeon annex is just not working out.
    — Cameron [2019-10-29]
    Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
  10. #6528
    Anything from Canadians is the most important thing to Canadians.
    — Cori [2019-10-29]
    Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
  11. #6527
    Great, now I'm having to assume direct control of my lungs.
    — Cameron [2019-10-29]
    Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
  12. #6526
    I forgot that people explode when they leave.
    — Cori [2019-10-29]
    Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
  13. #6525
    If the painting slaps me, I quit.
    — Adam [2019-10-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #6524
    Screw you, game. You can't tell me how to live.
    — Adam [2019-10-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #6523
    But the internet is full of lies, baseline.
    — Adam [2019-10-26]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  16. #6522
    Babies can't feel guilt.
    — Adam [2019-10-26]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  17. #6521
    I wanna go for the funny answer, but it doesn't reward me.
    — Adam [2019-10-26]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  18. #6520
    How much foreshadowing can you fit into a single conversation?
    — Adam [2019-10-26]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  19. #6519
    Imagine a cat calling you weird.
    — Adam [2019-10-26]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  20. #6518
    Fun is when you win.
    — Adam [2019-10-26]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  21. #6517
    Who reads cards these days? It's 2019!
    — Serge [2019-10-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
  22. #6516
    Magic's a dumb game for dumb babies.
    — James, pouting [2019-10-24]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  23. #6515
    The Bus takes everything off the road.
    — Heather [2019-10-24]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  24. #6514
    I'm that one!
    — Heather, about Kathleen [2019-10-24]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  25. #6513
    You know what is the most messed up thing of all? Capitalism.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-10-23]
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