Quotes – LRRbot

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#6767

'I make jokes for myself and maybe one other person who exists.' 'I'm right here!'

— Ian and Cori [2020-02-16]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6765

If any of you turn into Beej, you have to tell me.

— Ian [2020-02-16]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6764

Why must you always be so unsafe?

— Heather, asking Ian what chat is always wondering [2020-02-16]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6763

I remember when Ben was funny.

— Bengineering [2020-02-14]
Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
#6762

Why would you make a place where you can't ride horses?

— Paul [2020-02-14]
Darksiders Genesis on Bonus Stream
#6761

For really?

— Adam [2020-02-14]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6760

'What a nice child.' 'Let's go bust her sand castle.'

— Cameron and Cori [2020-02-11]
Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
#6759

You don't have to say everything out loud.

— Cameron [2020-02-11]
Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
#6758

I'm at the intersection of unfinished and done.

— RebelliousUno [2020-02-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6757

Where are your mods now, Turner?

— circusofkirkus [2020-02-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6756

You can't ask for my help then use my help, that's not how help works.

— Serge [2020-02-10]
None on Dice Friends
#6755

Space is gross.

— Cameron [2020-02-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6754

No one can stop me, I have a shovel!

— Ian [2020-02-09]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6753

I know I can rely on chat.

— Heather [2020-02-09]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6752

Enjoy our suffering, now solidified in amber!

— Heather [2020-02-09]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#6751

Turns out all of us are degenerate night people.

— Kathleen [2020-02-06]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6750

I never know the noises I'm gonna make.

— Beej [2020-02-06]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6749

Otaku Jeff is a coward!

— Cameron [2020-02-04]
Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
#6748

Let's get liquored up and beat the shit out of a door!

— Cameron [2020-02-04]
Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
#6747

I trust you the least saying that Uno.

— Serge [2020-02-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6746

I only occasionally listen to Serifina.

— James [2020-02-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6745

It turns out I'm awesome.

— Paul [2020-01-30]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6744

I could try to heal Cori, but I kind of want her to pay for her crimes.

— Heather [2020-01-30]
Board Games on The Long Game
#6743

I'm studying fire...a lot.

— Heather [2020-01-30]
Board Games on The Long Game
#6742

Bionic Trousers Media: we buy people...wait no.

— Paul [2020-01-30]
None on CheckPoint Plus