Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6411

I don't think I could beat myself in a fight.

— Adam [2019-09-20]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6410

From Hell's heart, I bucket thee.

— Cameron [2019-09-20]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6409

Zombie or not, the dog should get good pets.

— Heather [2019-09-19]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6408

How big does the fish tank have to be before it's a pool?

— Paul [2019-09-19]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6407

My story is that I'm really gay.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-09-18]
Board Games on AFK
#6406

The best thing about drugs is they help you find more drugs!

— Ben [2019-09-17]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
#6405

As we say in Canada: E zed, P Zed.

— Serge [2019-09-17]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6404

Everything we do here seems wrong.

— RebelliousUno [2019-09-17]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6403

Why does a pig's arse have eyes?

— RebelliousUno [2019-09-17]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6402

If you want to you can just climb into it's butt.

— Serge [2019-09-17]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6401

I don't care about the sunk cost fallacy.

— Serge [2019-09-17]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6400

It's the fire, it's so bad.

— James [2019-09-17]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6399

What are you doing like a rockstar?' 'I'm stuck in this glass case of emotion with you.'

— Serge and James [2019-09-17]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6398

The teeth are too strong and bite too deeply.

— Ian [2019-09-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6397

Nobody ever uses the word "plummet" when everything is fine.

— Beej [2019-09-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6396

Fuck me up, Dale.

— Jacob [2019-09-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6395

I've never claimed to be fair.

— Dale [2019-09-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6394

Now you're thinking with dino!

— Jacob [2019-09-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6393

Last thing I remember was becoming a dinosaur, so my memory's fine!

— Ian, as Ira [2019-09-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6392

Oh, dad. Why do you have a navel if you're a bird?

— Ian [2019-09-15]
Songbird Symphony on Rhythm Cafe
#6391

I am packed with beans. And colossal onion.

— Cameron [2019-09-14]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6390

I can taste forever

— Graham [2019-09-14]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6389

She keeps "randy" in her back pocket.

— Ian, of Kathleen [2019-09-14]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6388

Thinking is hard, okay? When was the last time you had to think about anything?

— Serge [2019-09-13]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6387

'I love getting hydrated.' 'I love reapplying poisons.'

— Lambmower and Cameron
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward